emm said:

no. I don't always wear protection.

i thought this was gonna be about a man in a canoe.

sinisterpentatonic said:

Sin!
Help me out here! This thread sucks! I need some good jacking or something.

sinisterpentatonic said:

I thought this was going to be the story of how Imago lost his virginity.

Fauxie said:

Imago said:

you might wanna ask someone else.

um...getting wet and all...hopefully the stank of your testicles was eliminated?

Glad you're ok

Fauxie said:

i don't think you read the title right. it said WOMAN.

fantasyislander said:

Without further ado, _The Pussy List_: (be sure to scroll down to #402 )

1. A belly dingle
2. A gusher
3. A jewel
4. A sport
5. A universe
6. ABC
7. Ace
8. Ace at spades
9. Adam's own
10. Affair
11. Alcove
12. Almanach
13. Altar of hymen
14. An ornament
15. Anemone of love
16. Aphrodisical tennis court
17. Apricot split
18. Ass
19. Ax wound
20. Baby basket
21. Baby carriage
22. Baby hole
23. Baby maker
24. Bag
25. Barge
26. Bawdy monosyllable
27. Bazoo
28. Bearded clam
29. Bearded lady
30. Beauty spot
31. Beaver
32. Bee hive
33. Bell
34. Belle chose
35. Belly entrance
36. Belly-dale
37. Berkshire hunt
38. Bile
39. Bimbo
40. Bird
41. Bit of jam
42. Bit on a fork
43. Biter
44. Black Bess
45. Black hole
46. Black Jack
47. Black joke
48. Black velvet
49. Bluebeard's closet
50. Bob and hit
51. Bog
52. Bombo
53. Boody
54. Booty
55. Bore
56. Botany Bay
57. Bottom
58. Bottomless pit
59. Bower of bliss
60. Box
61. Box unseen
62. Boy in the boat
63. Brat-getting
64. Bread
65. Bread winner
66. Broom
67. Brown Miss
68. Brush
69. Buckfinger's boot
70. Buckinger's boot
71. Budget
72. Bull's eye
73. Bum fiddle
74. Bum shop
75. Bun
76. Bungalow
77. Bunny
78. Burial ground
79. Bush
80. Bushy park
81. Butcher shop
82. Butter boat
83. Button
84. Button factory
85. Buttonhole worker
86. C.
87. Cabbage
88. Cabbage patch
89. Cake
90. Canasta
91. Candlestick
92. Cape Horn
93. Cape of Good Hope
94. Carnal trap
95. Carvel's ring
96. Catch-'em-alive-o
97. Cat's meat
98. Cat's meow
99. Cat's-head-cut-open
100. Cave of Harmony
101. Cavern
102. Cellar
103. Cellar door
104. Center of attraction
105. Center of bliss
106. Central furrow
107. Certificate of birth
108. Charley
109. Charley Hunt
110. Chat
111. Chicken's tongue
112. Chimney
113. China
114. Chink
115. Chocha
116. Chuff box
117. Chum
118. Churn
119. Circle
120. Civet
121. Claff
122. Clam
123. Claustrom virginals
124. Cleft of flesh
125. Clit
126. Clitoris
127. Clitty
128. Clock
129. Cloven tuft
130. Cock
131. Cock Alley
132. Cock Hall
133. Cock holder
134. Cock Inn
135. Cock Lane
136. Cock loft
137. Cockpit
138. Cockshire
139. Cockshy
140. Coffee grinder
141. Coffee house
142. Coffeeshop
143. Cogie
144. Commodity
145. Concern
146. Conch shell
147. Contrapunctum
148. Conundrum
149. Cony
150. Cooch
151. Cookie
152. Cookies
153. Coolie-do
154. Coosie
155. Coot
156. Cootch
157. Cooter
158. Cooze
159. Coozey
160. Coozie
161. Corner
162. Corner cupboard
163. Cornucopia
164. Covered way
165. Cow-cunted
166. Crack
167. Crack of heaven
168. Crawl space
169. Cream jug
170. Creased
171. Crevice
172. Crinkum-crankum
173. Crotch
174. Crown and feathers
175. Crucible
176. Crumpet
177. Cuckoo's nest
178. Cunnicle
179. Cunniken
180. Cunnikin
181. Cunny
182. Cunt
183. Cuntkin
184. Cuntlet
185. Cup
186. Cupid's Alley
187. Daisy
188. Dead end street
189. Dicky-Dido
190. Diddle
191. Diddle case
192. Dilbery bush
193. Dimples
194. Dirty barrel
195. Divine monosyllable
196. Divine scar
197. Dog's mouth
198. Donut
199. Doodle-sack
200. Door of life
201. Dot
202. Doughnut
203. Down the hatch
204. Downstairs
205. Downtown
206. Drain
207. Dripping delta
208. Dumb glutton
209. Dumb squint
210. Eel skin
211. Eve's custom house
212. Eye that weeps
213. Eye that weeps most when best pleased
214. Factotum
215. Fan
216. Fanny
217. Fanny Artful
218. Fanny fair
219. Fart Daniel
220. Female
221. Female crucible
222. Fern
223. Fiddle
224. Fie-for-shame
225. Field
226. Fig
227. Finger hut
228. Firelock
229. Fireplace
230. Fish
231. Flapdoodle
232. Fleshy part
233. Flower
234. Flower heart
235. Flower of chivalry
236. Flusey
237. Fly catcher
238. Fly trap
239. Fobus
240. Fool trap
241. Football field
242. Fore court
243. Fore room
244. Forecaster
245. Forecastle
246. Forehatch
247. Forewoman
248. Fornicator's hall
249. Fort Knox
250. Fortress
251. Fountain of life
252. Fountain of love
253. Four-letter word
254. Free fishery
255. Front attic
256. Front door
257. Front garden
258. Front gut
259. Front office
260. Front parlor
261. Front piece
262. Front porch
263. Front window
264. Fruit cup
265. Fruitful vine
266. Fuck hole
267. Funniment
268. Funny bit
269. Fur
270. Fur burger
271. Fur pie
272. Furnace
273. Furrow
274. Furry hoop
275. Futy
276. Futz
277. Gallimaufrey
278. Gap
279. Gape
280. Gaper
281. Garage
282. Garden of Eden
283. Gash
284. Gasp and grunt
285. Gate of life
286. Gate of plenty
287. Gates of Heaven
288. Gateway
289. Generating place
290. Gentlemen's pleasure garden
291. Geography
292. Gib tenuck
293. Gig
294. Gigi
295. Ginch
296. Girl Street
297. Glory hole
298. Go down to the finish line
299. Gold mine
300. Golden donut
301. Golden doorway
302. Golden furrow
303. Goldfinch's nest
304. Grain-shaped cave
305. Grand Canyon
306. Grandmother's house
307. Grass
308. Gravy giver
309. Gravy maker
310. Gray jock
311. Green grocery
312. Green meadow
313. Groceries
314. Grotto
315. Grove of Eglantine
316. Growl
317. Grunion nest
318. Gulley hole
319. Gut entrance
320. Gutter
321. Gymnasium
322. Gyvel
323. Hair pie
324. Hairburger
325. Hairy oracle
326. Hairy ring
327. Hairyfordshire
328. Half Moon Bay
329. Halfpenny
330. Handle for the broom
331. Happy Valley
332. Harbor of Hope
333. Hatchway
334. Heart of the peony
335. Heavenly part
336. Hey nonny nonny and a hot cha-cha
337. Hive
338. Hog eye
339. Hogstyle of Venus
340. Hole
341. Hole of content
342. Hole of holes
343. Holy of Holies
344. Home sweet home
345. Hone
346. Honey pot
347. Hoop
348. Horse collar
349. Hot beef
350. House of security
351. Hymen
352. Hypogastric cranny
353. In a flap
354. India
355. Ineffable
356. Ingle-nook
357. Inner heart
358. Inner stream
359. Inner terrace
360. Intercrural trench
361. Irish fortune
362. Itching Jenny
363. Ivory gate
364. Jack Straw's castle
365. Jade cavern
366. Jade gate
367. Jade gateway
368. Jam pot
369. Jaws of Hell
370. Jelly
371. Jelly bag
372. Jelly box
373. Jelly roll
374. Jewel enclosure
375. Jewel of the Empire
376. Jeweled enclosure
377. Jiggumbob
378. Jock
379. Joe Hunt
380. Joy hole
381. Joy trail
382. Kaze
383. Keifer
384. Keyhole
385. Keystone of love
386. Kitchen
387. Kitty
388. Knick-knack
389. Ladder
390. Lady Berkeley
391. Lady Flower
392. Lady Jane
393. Lady Star
394. Lapland
395. Lather maker
396. Leading article
397. Leak
398. Leather
399. Limbo
400. Ling
401. Little man
402. Little man in a boat
403. Little Miss Cradle
404. Little sister
405. Lobster pot
406. Lock
407. Locker
408. Lollipop
409. Long-eye
410. Lotus
411. Lotus flower
412. Lotus of her wisdom
413. Love box
414. Love canal
415. Love chamber
416. Love grotto
417. Love jungle
418. Love Lane
419. Love muscle
420. Love's channel
421. Love's harbor
422. Love's paradise
423. Love's pavilion
424. Low country
425. Lower lips
426. Lower wig
427. Lowlands
428. Machine
429. Madge
430. Maiden gear
431. Maidenhead
432. Maid's ring
433. Main Street
434. Main vein
435. Man trap
436. Manhole
437. Mantrap
438. Marble arch
439. Mark of the beast
440. Mary Jane
441. Match
442. Mate
443. Matrix
444. Meat
445. Meat cooker
446. Meat grinder
447. Medlar
448. Melting pot
449. Membrum mulibers
450. Mickey Mouse
451. Middle eye
452. Middle gate
453. Middle Kingdom
454. Midlands
455. Milk jug
456. Milk pan
457. Milker
458. Milking pail
459. Mill
460. Milliner's shop
461. Mine of pleasure
462. Minge
463. Mink
464. Miraculous cairn
465. Miss Laycock
466. Modesty
467. Money box
468. Monosyllable
469. Mons meg
470. Mons pubis
471. Mons veneris
472. Moose
473. Mortar
474. Mossy grotte
475. Mother of all masons
476. Mother of all saints
477. Mother of all souls
478. Mound
479. Mount
480. Mouse
481. Mouse trap
482. Mouser
483. Mouth thankless
484. Mouth that can not bite
485. Muff
486. Muffin
487. Mustard pot
488. Mutton
489. Mysterious cavern
490. Mysterious valley
491. Naggie
492. Name it not
493. Nardlets
494. Nature's tufted treasure
495. Naughty
496. Needle book
497. Nether end
498. Netherlands
499. Niche
500. Nick-in-the-notch
501. Nick-nack
502. Nonesuch
503. Nook
504. Nookie
505. Notch
506. Number nip
507. O.B.H
508. Oat bin
509. Old ding
510. Old hat
511. Old thing
512. Old wife
513. Old woman
514. Orange
515. Orchard
516. Oven
517. Oyster
518. Oyster catcher
519. Pan
520. Pancake
521. Pandora's box
522. Paradise
523. Parenthesis
524. Parsley patch
525. Peculiar river
526. Pee-hole
527. Penis
528. Penis equivalent
529. Penis muliebris
530. Perfumed mouse
531. Piece
532. Pin case
533. Pink
534. Pipe
535. Pipe cleaner
536. Pipkin
537. Piss flaps
538. Pisser
539. Pit
540. Pit hole
541. Pit pitcher
542. Placket
543. Placket hole
544. Playground
545. Plaything
546. Pleasure boat
547. Pleasure center
548. Pleasure center of heaven
549. Pleasure field of heaven
550. Pleasure garden
551. Pleasure grotto
552. Pleasure house
553. Pleasure palace
554. Pocket
555. Pocket book
556. Pole hole
557. Poon
558. Poontang
559. Poor man's blessing
560. Poozle
561. Portal of Venus
562. Porthole
563. Postem gate to the Elysian
564. Pot
565. Poxbox
566. Precious crucible
567. Precious gate
568. Precious gateway
569. Precious stone
570. Pretty
571. Prick scourer
572. Prick-pocket
573. Prime cut
574. Private parts
575. Privy hole
576. Pudding
577. Puddle
578. Pudend
579. Pudenda
580. Pudenda muliebris
581. Pudendum
582. Puka
583. Puki
584. Purse
585. Puss
586. Pussy
587. Quarry
588. Queen of holes
589. Quem
590. Queynte
591. Quiff
592. Quim
593. Quimmy
594. Quin
595. Quoniam
596. Rag box
597. Rasp
598. Rat trap
599. Rattle ballocks
600. Receipt of custom
601. Receiving set
602. Red pearl
603. Regulator
604. Rest and be thankful
605. Ring
606. Ringerrangerroo
607. Road
608. Road to heaven
609. Roasting Jack
610. Rob-the-Ruffian
611. Rooster
612. Rose
613. Rough and tumble
614. Rough malkin
615. Rug
616. Sally Port
617. Salt cellar
618. Sampler
619. Scabbard
620. Scratch
621. Scut
622. Scuttle
623. Sear
624. Seat of pleasure
625. Seat of wisdom
626. Secret cavern
627. Seed-land
628. Seed-plot
629. Seminary
630. Sensitive cave
631. Sensitive cavern
632. Sex
633. Sexual cavern
634. Shady spring
635. Shaf
636. Shaft companion
637. Shake bag
638. Sharp and blunt
639. She
640. Sheath
641. Shell
642. Skin coat
643. Skin the pizzle
644. Slam
645. Slash
646. Slice of life
647. Slipper
648. Slit
649. Slot
650. Sluice
651. Smock Alley
652. Snapper
653. Snatch
654. Snatch box
655. Snatch-blatch
656. Snippet
657. Socket
658. Solution of continuity
659. South Pole
660. Spender
661. Spermsucker
662. Spew Alley
663. Spice of life
664. Spitfire
665. Split
666. Sportsman's gap
667. Sportsman's hole
668. Spot
669. Square push
670. Squint
671. Squirrel
672. Star
673. Stream Town
674. Strings of the lyre
675. Stuff
676. Suck and swallow
677. Sugar basin
678. Sugar donut
679. Supper
680. Sweet scented hole
681. Tail
682. Tail box
683. Tail end
684. Tail feathers
685. Tail gap
686. Tail gate
687. Tail hole
688. Tail trimmer
689. Target
690. Tastebud
691. Teazle
692. Temple of low men
693. Temple of Venus
694. Tench
695. Tenuc
696. That
697. Thatch
698. Thatched house
699. The Antipodes
700. The bank
701. The business
702. The case
703. The channel
704. The deer
705. The end
706. The exchequer
707. The forecastle
708. The grindstone
709. The gym
710. The hot box
711. The icing
712. The mare
713. The never out trap
714. The saddle
715. The satchel
716. The till
717. The treasury
718. The vault
719. Theca
720. Thicket
721. Thing
722. Thingamagig
723. Thingie
724. Thingumabob
725. Thingy
726. Tirly-whirly
727. Tit mouse
728. Tive
729. Toby
730. Toll box
731. Tomboy
732. Tool chest
733. Tool shed
734. Tootsie wootsie
735. Toyshop
736. Treasure house
737. Trench
738. Trim
739. Trinket
740. Tu quroque
741. Tuna
742. Tunnel
743. Twat
744. Twatchel
745. Twelge
746. Twin
747. Twitcher
748. Twittle
749. Under dimple
750. Under the hill
751. Undercut
752. Undergrowth
753. Unders
754. Undertaker
755. Upper Holloway
756. Upright grin
757. Upright wink
758. Vacuum
759. Vagina
760. Valley of Decision
761. Valve
762. Vent
763. Venus flytrap
764. Venus mound
765. Venus's cell
766. Venus's honeypot
767. Vertical smile
768. Vicious circle
769. Virgin knot
770. Virginale
771. Virgin's head
772. Vulva
773. Ware
774. Waste pipe
775. Water box
776. Wayside fountain
777. Wazoo
778. Whaddya call it
779. Wham
780. What
781. Whatsis
782. Wheat-shaped cave
783. Whelk
784. Where Uncle Diddle goes
785. Whim wham
786. White tiger's cavern
787. Whoosis
788. Womanhood
789. Wool
790. Workshop
791. Wound
792. X
793. Y
794. Yard measure
795. Yeast-powder biscuit
796. Yoni
797. You know what
798. Yum-yum

btw, consider this thread JACKED!!

I'm proud of you, Dan

I'm glad everyone is ok!

There are millions of fathers who will risk their lives for their kids.

Spats said:

JerseyKRS definately being one of them!

You really should post more worthy threads like this. So much better than "my balls smell"

jerseykrs said:

shit threads are a part of who I am,and I know that even a perfectionist such as yourself wouldn't want me to change