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Ugh!! PAris Hilton to play Mother Teresa? A sign of the apocalypse
Hilton Considered for Mother Theresa Role
Tuesday April 4 11:41 AM ET Reports indicate that Indian director T. Rajeevnath will be recruiting Paris Hilton to play the starring role in a Mother Theresa biopic. By FilmStew Staff Report, FilmStew.com This is just taking the idea of stunt-casting to a whole new level. British web site Life Style Extra is reporting that Indian director T. Rajeevnath will be taking a trip across the world to try to convince socialite-turned-actress Paris Hilton to star in his feature biopic of the late humanitarian Mother Theresa. Rajeevnath's people have reportedly been in contact with Hilton's camp to set up a meeting when Rajeevnath arrives in the States. According to Life Style Extra, Rajeevnath will be bringing along various photos of Hilton that have been altered to make her appear more like Mother Theresa, who died back in 1997. "The pictures will be my strength when I speak to Paris," Rajeevnath told the web site. "She has expressed delight that I have short-listed her to play the role. This will make our meeting easier." Rajeevnath hopes to begin shooting his Mother Theresa film early next year with a budget of about $11 million. Hilton has been seen in several movie roles over the last few years, including gigs in The Cat in the Hat and the horror film House of Wax, which won her this year's Razzie Award for Worst Supporting Actress. She's better known, however, for her work on the Fox reality show The Simple Life and for 1 Night in Paris, the sex video she made with former lover Rick Salomon. She is now working on the comedy Pledge This! for helmer William Heins. "Old man's gotta be the old man. Fish has got to be the fish." | |
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What next, Colin Ferrel will play Alexander the great? | |
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i'm sure madonna has her eye on that role too
and true love lives on lollipops and crisps | |
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I can't shake visions of Mother Teresa washing a car in wet, tight clothes! Ὅσον ζῇς φαίνου
μηδὲν ὅλως σὺ λυποῦ πρὸς ὀλίγον ἐστὶ τὸ ζῆν τὸ τέλος ὁ χρόνος ἀπαιτεῖ.” | |
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She shouldn't star in anything. There are better looking and better skilled actresses out there. Yuck...
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HILARIOUS! This could be the biggest box-office bomb in history!
Personally, I can't wait to see Johnny Knoxville as Pope John Paul II. You know it will probably happen! Do not hurry yourself in your spirit to become offended, for the taking of offense is what rests in the bosom of the stupid ones. (Ecclesiastes 7:9) | |
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JediMaster said: HILARIOUS! This could be the biggest box-office bomb in history!
Personally, I can't wait to see Johnny Knoxville as Pope John Paul II. You know it will probably happen! OMG...this is insane...the Bizarro universe has intersected with our own! | |
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Down in hell, Satan is laughing his ass off at all this. | |
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This HAS to be a belated April Fool's joke! It just HAS to be!!! Do not hurry yourself in your spirit to become offended, for the taking of offense is what rests in the bosom of the stupid ones. (Ecclesiastes 7:9) | |
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Now I've seen everything... I'm not mad at you, I'm mad at the dirt. | |
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JediMaster said: This HAS to be a belated April Fool's joke! It just HAS to be!!!
please let it be a joke. i hate that woman. Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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cborgman said: JediMaster said: This HAS to be a belated April Fool's joke! It just HAS to be!!!
please let it be a joke. i hate that woman. now, now, cy-borg-man...hate takes more energy than love.... "Love and compassion are necessities, not luxuries. Without them humanity cannot survive."
Dalai Lama | |
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cubic61052 said: cborgman said: please let it be a joke. i hate that woman. now, now, cy-borg-man...hate takes more energy than love.... i saw her once walking down the street alongside central park, and i always said if i saw her i would slap her. it took everything i had to not walk across the street, and slap her silly and start running. plus there were cameras following her. Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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cborgman said: cubic61052 said: now, now, cy-borg-man...hate takes more energy than love.... i saw her once walking down the street alongside central park, and i always said if i saw her i would slap her. it took everything i had to not walk across the street, and slap her silly and start running. plus there were cameras following her. why oh why could I have not been there! I would have cheered you on.... I might have even considered bailing you out of jail afterwards... "Love and compassion are necessities, not luxuries. Without them humanity cannot survive."
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cborgman said: cubic61052 said: now, now, cy-borg-man...hate takes more energy than love.... i saw her once walking down the street alongside central park, and i always said if i saw her i would slap her. it took everything i had to not walk across the street, and slap her silly and start running. plus there were cameras following her. | |
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cubic61052 said: cborgman said: i saw her once walking down the street alongside central park, and i always said if i saw her i would slap her. it took everything i had to not walk across the street, and slap her silly and start running. plus there were cameras following her. why oh why could I have not been there! I would have cheered you on.... I might have even considered bailing you out of jail afterwards... Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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applekisses said: cborgman said: i saw her once walking down the street alongside central park, and i always said if i saw her i would slap her. it took everything i had to not walk across the street, and slap her silly and start running. plus there were cameras following her. she is a worthless piece of shit Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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OH MY GOD AND JESUS AS WELL!! [Edited 4/5/06 21:38pm] | |
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At least Mother Theresa will be hot in the movie. | |
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Spats said: At least Mother Theresa will be hot in the movie.
No she won't. Paris is fugly. Do not hurry yourself in your spirit to become offended, for the taking of offense is what rests in the bosom of the stupid ones. (Ecclesiastes 7:9) | |
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JediMaster said: Spats said: At least Mother Theresa will be hot in the movie.
No she won't. Paris is fugly. I'll agree with that one. Skanky and fugly. | |
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Eternaldragon said: JediMaster said: No she won't. Paris is fugly. I'll agree with that one. Skanky and fugly. She's beyond Skanky! She's Skunky! I can smell her through the TV! [Edited 4/11/06 7:39am] Do not hurry yourself in your spirit to become offended, for the taking of offense is what rests in the bosom of the stupid ones. (Ecclesiastes 7:9) | |
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why are all of you tripping,
mother teresa was not the selfless saint she is made out to be in fact, quite opposite nuns have issues | |
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Savour said: why are all of you tripping,
mother teresa was not the selfless saint she is made out to be in fact, quite opposite nuns have issues everyone has issues | |
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BLASPHEMY (Just cause I hate Paris Hilton) [Edited 4/14/06 16:41pm] 'A pillow covered in all our tears' | |
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twister6 said: Savour said: why are all of you tripping,
mother teresa was not the selfless saint she is made out to be in fact, quite opposite nuns have issues everyone has issues you have them more than most | |
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