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Thread started 04/05/06 11:30am

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Ugh!! PAris Hilton to play Mother Teresa?

A sign of the apocalypse

Hilton Considered for Mother Theresa Role
Tuesday April 4 11:41 AM ET


Reports indicate that Indian director T. Rajeevnath will be recruiting Paris Hilton to play the starring role in a Mother Theresa biopic.

By FilmStew Staff Report, FilmStew.com

This is just taking the idea of stunt-casting to a whole new level. British web site Life Style Extra is reporting that Indian director T. Rajeevnath will be taking a trip across the world to try to convince socialite-turned-actress Paris Hilton to star in his feature biopic of the late humanitarian Mother Theresa.




Rajeevnath's people have reportedly been in contact with Hilton's camp to set up a meeting when Rajeevnath arrives in the States. According to Life Style Extra, Rajeevnath will be bringing along various photos of Hilton that have been altered to make her appear more like Mother Theresa, who died back in 1997.

"The pictures will be my strength when I speak to Paris," Rajeevnath told the web site. "She has expressed delight that I have short-listed her to play the role. This will make our meeting easier."

Rajeevnath hopes to begin shooting his Mother Theresa film early next year with a budget of about $11 million. Hilton has been seen in several movie roles over the last few years, including gigs in The Cat in the Hat and the horror film House of Wax, which won her this year's Razzie Award for Worst Supporting Actress. She's better known, however, for her work on the Fox reality show The Simple Life and for 1 Night in Paris, the sex video she made with former lover Rick Salomon. She is now working on the comedy Pledge This! for helmer William Heins.
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Reply #1 posted 04/05/06 11:32am

Imago

What next, Colin Ferrel will play Alexander the great? hmm
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Reply #2 posted 04/05/06 1:39pm

IstenSzek

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i'm sure madonna has her eye on that role too

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and true love lives on lollipops and crisps
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Reply #3 posted 04/05/06 2:02pm

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I can't shake visions of Mother Teresa washing a car in wet, tight clothes! shake
Ὅσον ζῇς φαίνου
μηδὲν ὅλως σὺ λυποῦ
πρὸς ὀλίγον ἐστὶ τὸ ζῆν
τὸ τέλος ὁ χρόνος ἀπαιτεῖ.”
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Reply #4 posted 04/05/06 2:35pm

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She shouldn't star in anything. There are better looking and better skilled actresses out there. Yuck...

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Reply #5 posted 04/05/06 3:15pm

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HILARIOUS! This could be the biggest box-office bomb in history!

Personally, I can't wait to see Johnny Knoxville as Pope John Paul II. You know it will probably happen!
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Reply #6 posted 04/05/06 3:16pm

applekisses

JediMaster said:

HILARIOUS! This could be the biggest box-office bomb in history!

Personally, I can't wait to see Johnny Knoxville as Pope John Paul II. You know it will probably happen!



falloff


OMG...this is insane...the Bizarro universe has intersected with our own!
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Reply #7 posted 04/05/06 3:16pm

TMPletz

Down in hell, Satan is laughing his ass off at all this. evillol
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Reply #8 posted 04/05/06 8:14pm

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This HAS to be a belated April Fool's joke! It just HAS to be!!!
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Reply #9 posted 04/05/06 10:48pm

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Now I've seen everything... lol
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Reply #10 posted 04/05/06 10:51pm

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Reply #11 posted 04/05/06 10:52pm

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JediMaster said:

This HAS to be a belated April Fool's joke! It just HAS to be!!!


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please let it be a joke. i hate that woman.
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Reply #12 posted 04/05/06 10:55pm

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cborgman said:

JediMaster said:

This HAS to be a belated April Fool's joke! It just HAS to be!!!


pray

please let it be a joke. i hate that woman.

now, now, cy-borg-man...hate takes more energy than love....
tease
"Love and compassion are necessities, not luxuries. Without them humanity cannot survive."
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Reply #13 posted 04/05/06 10:58pm

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cubic61052 said:

cborgman said:



pray

please let it be a joke. i hate that woman.

now, now, cy-borg-man...hate takes more energy than love....
tease

lol

i saw her once walking down the street alongside central park, and i always said if i saw her i would slap her. it took everything i had to not walk across the street, and slap her silly and start running.

plus there were cameras following her.

pout
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Reply #14 posted 04/05/06 11:08pm

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cborgman said:

cubic61052 said:


now, now, cy-borg-man...hate takes more energy than love....
tease

lol

i saw her once walking down the street alongside central park, and i always said if i saw her i would slap her. it took everything i had to not walk across the street, and slap her silly and start running.

plus there were cameras following her.

pout

fight
why oh why could I have not been there! I would have cheered you on.... thumbs up!
I might have even considered bailing you out of jail afterwards... falloff
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Reply #15 posted 04/06/06 12:39am

applekisses

cborgman said:

cubic61052 said:


now, now, cy-borg-man...hate takes more energy than love....
tease

lol

i saw her once walking down the street alongside central park, and i always said if i saw her i would slap her. it took everything i had to not walk across the street, and slap her silly and start running.

plus there were cameras following her.

pout



falloff I would have paid to see that!
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Reply #16 posted 04/06/06 4:36am

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cubic61052 said:

cborgman said:


lol

i saw her once walking down the street alongside central park, and i always said if i saw her i would slap her. it took everything i had to not walk across the street, and slap her silly and start running.

plus there were cameras following her.

pout

fight
why oh why could I have not been there! I would have cheered you on.... thumbs up!
I might have even considered bailing you out of jail afterwards... falloff


giggle

highfive
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Reply #17 posted 04/06/06 4:37am

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applekisses said:

cborgman said:


lol

i saw her once walking down the street alongside central park, and i always said if i saw her i would slap her. it took everything i had to not walk across the street, and slap her silly and start running.

plus there were cameras following her.

pout



falloff I would have paid to see that!

she is a worthless piece of shit
Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton
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Reply #18 posted 04/06/06 4:38am

weepingwall

OH MY GOD AND JESUS AS WELL!!
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Reply #19 posted 04/11/06 5:05am

Spats

At least Mother Theresa will be hot in the movie.
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Reply #20 posted 04/11/06 2:19pm

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Spats said:

At least Mother Theresa will be hot in the movie.


No she won't. Paris is fugly.
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Reply #21 posted 04/11/06 2:29pm

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JediMaster said:

Spats said:

At least Mother Theresa will be hot in the movie.


No she won't. Paris is fugly.


I'll agree with that one. Skanky and fugly.
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Reply #22 posted 04/11/06 2:39pm

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Eternaldragon said:

JediMaster said:



No she won't. Paris is fugly.


I'll agree with that one. Skanky and fugly.


She's beyond Skanky! She's Skunky! I can smell her through the TV!
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Reply #23 posted 04/11/06 3:12pm

Savour

why are all of you tripping,
mother teresa was not the selfless
saint she is made out to be
in fact, quite opposite

nuns have issues
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Reply #24 posted 04/11/06 3:23pm

twister6

Savour said:

why are all of you tripping,
mother teresa was not the selfless
saint she is made out to be
in fact, quite opposite

nuns have issues


everyone has issues neutral
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Reply #25 posted 04/14/06 11:41pm

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BLASPHEMY disbelief
(Just cause I hate Paris Hilton)
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Reply #26 posted 04/14/06 11:44pm

Savour

twister6 said:

Savour said:

why are all of you tripping,
mother teresa was not the selfless
saint she is made out to be
in fact, quite opposite

nuns have issues


everyone has issues neutral


you have them more than most
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