We need to determine who is the "Booger" of Prince.org.



I'll start. Once a friend and I were at a pet store, and she asked to hold one of the puppies. When she later handed it to me, the little bastard saw fit to piss all over the shirt I was wearing.

Not only did I go through the rest of the day wearing the same shirt, but a few days later I was in a hurry to get out of the house and I picked it off of the ground and put it on. I was meeting the same friend and the first thing she asked was if I had washed the shirt since the puppy incident, and I said "Of course! What the hell do you take me for!?" Naturally, this was a lie, and I did not wash the shirt at all.
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I eat my own poop.

ReturnofDOOK said:

Fun fact: You can eat and re-eat your own poop up to 13 times before it loses all nutrition.

So if you're stuck on a desert island and find yourself sick of coconuts, rejoice, for you have an alternative!

when i was little i used to pick my nose and wipe it between the couch cushions. not just in my house, but anywhere i happened to be.



one time we went to a friend's house for the evening (we'd been there before, many times) and when they answered the door my grandma said "can we come in?" and this friend replied "if your noses are clean!". at the time i didn't realize that was an actual saying, and i was mortified they'd found my boogers!!

fantasyislander said:

Haha, that reminds me.

When I was really little, like 5 or 6, if I had any boogers in my nose while in bed, I would pick and wipe them off on the adjacent wall. This is actually something I was really proud of. I had a friend who did this too, and whenever we got together we would discuss who had the more impressive booger wall.

Nowadays when I show my friends my booger wall, they usually never call again.

fantasyislander said:

Haha, that reminds me.

When I was really little, like 5 or 6, if I had any boogers in my nose while in bed, I would pick and wipe them off on the adjacent wall. This is actually something I was really proud of. I had a friend who did this too, and whenever we got together we would discuss who had the more impressive booger wall.

Nowadays when I show my friends my booger wall, they usually never call again.

Edit: I also named some of the boogers I was more fond of. I distinctively remember there being a "Robin Hood," as well as a "Super Mario."
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HobbesLeCute said:

my son does that. the boogers are very hard to clean off

charlottegelin said:

I know! My dad actually had to repaint the area of the wall the boogers were on after scraping them off.

HobbesLeCute said:

my husband had to drive around some business associates in his car (leased from his work) and he vacuumed and washed it and later that night realised there were still boogers all over the inside of the back door!!!

My lovebird hen Kiki eats my boogers. She tongues around til she tastes a juicy clot then deftly excavates herself a snack. When the pickings are slim she'll snatch a nose bristle (ouch), suck the 'meat' from it and twirl the stem in her beak like a flavored toothpick.

Kiki knows she's too adorable to deny...

...so if she's happy, Im happy

when i'm at work and nobody's in the room and my stomach hurts i let one loose ahhhhh! and sometimes they are silent

charlottegelin said:

Your kid wiped them in the car? I gotta say, if I knew him when I was a tot I would've been quite impressed. I was never quite that bold.

Now, though, you have my condolences. That can't be pleasant to deal with.

brownsugar said:

I never had my own office I was always going for a little walk outside on the days I ingested some milk

charlottegelin said:

thats too bad. i swear its such a relief but you work at home now right? so you got free reign

My lovebird hen Kiki eats my boogers. She tongues around til she tastes a juicy clot then deftly excavates herself a snack. When the pickings are slim she'll snatch a nose bristle (ouch), suck the 'meat' from it and twirl the stem in her beak like a flavored toothpick.

Kiki knows she's too adorable to deny...

...so if she's happy, Im happy

I once went to sleep after drinking a bunch of water, and in the morning I really had to go, but was still too sleepy to get out of bed. Eventually I started having a sort of half-awake dream where I went to the toilet and relieved myself, and halfway through the dream-leak my conscious mind kicked in and said "WAAAITT A MINUTE HERE!" and I bolted awake. Long story short, my sheets were in the wash later that morning.

This actually happened well into my 21st year.

HobbesLeCute said:

this happens to me often, except I wake up and I HAVEN'T wet my bed and I am busting to go, and I am surprised I could hold on while asleep and dreaming I was going.

charlottegelin said:

Since the intial dream, I've had similar ones from time to time, but I only managed to piss the bed with the first.

Not that I don't experience a few seconds of dread after my eyes are open, hehe.