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I can Smell My Own balls, and they Stink I just got back from the gym and I'm tired as a mutherfucker.
Appears that there was a Hurly-Centric episode of Lost on, but I didn't pay much attention becusae the captioning was turned off and I had my iPod on. Anyways, what the fuck is up with Dominic Monohagn looking so ugly lately? That bitch needs to get dolled up again. I'm sorry, but that's the only thing he's good for in the show. Didn't that spoiled ass blonde girl that died in the first season leave her makeup behind? I know they didn't bury her masquera with her. Dom needs to slap some of that on his prety face and get dolled up. Anyways, I'm typing this at my computer now, completely naked, and slouched over my compuyter keyboard with my balls flopped out on my computer chair. I swear to god those fuckers stink something fierce right now. They smell somewhere between a dead possum, leather cleaner, and clorox. Anyways, Need to jump in the shower! . 2006 is gonna be the year I get serious about the gym again!!!!  [Edited 4/5/06 19:38pm] | |
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that was a very lovely piece of Prose poetry! | |
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Thank you for showering 
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too much info  | |
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 please god, don't let this become like the ball-shaving thread on myspace. | |
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evenstar3 said: please god, don't let this become like the ball-shaving thread on myspace.Amen "Nobody makes me bleed my own blood...NOBODY!"
johnart says: "I'm THE shit" | |
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He's not responding to any posts cuz he's too busy scrubbing his balls.
Just think, The next words we see from him will be originating from the same fingers that were down ....there. 
I'm gonna delete my account now. | |
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I didn't believe that your balls smelled until you described them and mentioned Clorox.....you're not lying.
M MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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Imago said: I just got back from the gym and I'm tired as a mutherfucker.
Appears that there was a Hurly-Centric episode of Lost on, but I didn't pay much attention becusae the captioning was turned off and I had my iPod on. Anyways, what the fuck is up with Dominic Monohagn looking so ugly lately? That bitch needs to get dolled up again. I'm sorry, but that's the only thing he's good for in the show. Didn't that spoiled ass blonde girl that died in the first season leave her makeup behind? I know they didn't bury her masquera with her. Dom needs to slap some of that on his prety face and get dolled up. Anyways, I'm typing this at my computer now, completely naked, and slouched over my compuyter keyboard with my balls flopped out on my computer chair. I swear to god those fuckers stink something fierce right now. They smell somewhere between a dead possum, leather cleaner, and clorox. Anyways, Need to jump in the shower! . 2006 is gonna be the year I get serious about the gym again!!!!
[Edited 4/5/06 19:38pm]  OMG! RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you. | |
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I've already got an upset stomach... 
OMG... | |
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evenstar3 said: please god, don't let this become like the ball-shaving thread on myspace.Be honest. Do you shave your bearded clam? | |
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There goes my appetite 
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moderatorluv4u said: There goes my appetite
I agree! I only have an appetite for fragrent balls.  | |
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ReturnofDOOK said: evenstar3 said: please god, don't let this become like the ball-shaving thread on myspace.Be honest. Do you shave your bearded clam?  | |
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SammiJ said: ReturnofDOOK said: Be honest. Do you shave your bearded clam? What? I just want to know how she keeps her business down there! | |
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ReturnofDOOK said: evenstar3 said: please god, don't let this become like the ball-shaving thread on myspace.Be honest. Do you shave your bearded clam? thats a rude and vile thing to say to a lady..or actually anyone in particular. | |
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ReturnofDOOK said: SammiJ said: What? I just want to know how she keeps her business down there!  | |
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weepingwall said: ReturnofDOOK said: Be honest. Do you shave your bearded clam? thats a rude and vile thing to say to a lady..or actually anyone in particular. 
(btw: only ladies have bearded clams... ) | |
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just my luck, first time in over 7 months i have meat
on my sandwich for breakfast and this is what i have to read first thing in the morning?  and true love lives on lollipops and crisps | |
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| yeah, dead possums really reek | |
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Imago said: I just got back from the gym and I'm tired as a mutherfucker.
Appears that there was a Hurly-Centric episode of Lost on, but I didn't pay much attention becusae the captioning was turned off and I had my iPod on. Anyways, what the fuck is up with Dominic Monohagn looking so ugly lately? That bitch needs to get dolled up again. I'm sorry, but that's the only thing he's good for in the show. Didn't that spoiled ass blonde girl that died in the first season leave her makeup behind? I know they didn't bury her masquera with her. Dom needs to slap some of that on his prety face and get dolled up. Anyways, I'm typing this at my computer now, completely naked, and slouched over my compuyter keyboard with my balls flopped out on my computer chair. I swear to god those fuckers stink something fierce right now. They smell somewhere between a dead possum, leather cleaner, and clorox. Anyways, Need to jump in the shower! . 2006 is gonna be the year I get serious about the gym again!!!!
[Edited 4/5/06 19:38pm] spray them with fabreeze and you're good ta go  | |
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Christopher said: Imago said: I just got back from the gym and I'm tired as a mutherfucker.
Appears that there was a Hurly-Centric episode of Lost on, but I didn't pay much attention becusae the captioning was turned off and I had my iPod on. Anyways, what the fuck is up with Dominic Monohagn looking so ugly lately? That bitch needs to get dolled up again. I'm sorry, but that's the only thing he's good for in the show. Didn't that spoiled ass blonde girl that died in the first season leave her makeup behind? I know they didn't bury her masquera with her. Dom needs to slap some of that on his prety face and get dolled up. Anyways, I'm typing this at my computer now, completely naked, and slouched over my compuyter keyboard with my balls flopped out on my computer chair. I swear to god those fuckers stink something fierce right now. They smell somewhere between a dead possum, leather cleaner, and clorox. Anyways, Need to jump in the shower! . 2006 is gonna be the year I get serious about the gym again!!!!
[Edited 4/5/06 19:38pm] spray them with fabreeze and you're good ta go i think he already used up all the fabreeze on his back passage and true love lives on lollipops and crisps | |
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IstenSzek said: Christopher said: spray them with fabreeze and you're good ta go i think he already used up all the fabreeze on his back passage
oh dear....prince used to do the same thing cause lil richard advised it. | |
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Christopher said:
oh dear....prince used to do the same thing cause lil richard advised it. i bet it came in usefull as he spent all those days in the studio without washing and true love lives on lollipops and crisps | |
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hey Prince, Oprah's coming by for the interview today
Mayte, quick, get me the Fabreeze and true love lives on lollipops and crisps | |
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IstenSzek said: Christopher said:
oh dear....prince used to do the same thing cause lil richard advised it. i bet it came in usefull as he spent all those days in the studio without washing i know right...one day he tried to convice me he smelled like roses 24hrs a day. i just rolled my eyes and went back to watching mariah meltdown on youtube. | |
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IstenSzek said: hey Prince, Oprah's coming by for the interview today
Mayte, quick, get me the Fabreeze ha, spray my letitgo hair to[ | |
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Christopher said: IstenSzek said: hey Prince, Oprah's coming by for the interview today
Mayte, quick, get me the Fabreeze ha, spray my letitgo hair to the letitgohair
i bet he had to sleep like a geisha in those days with his neck on a block of wood to keep that do from collapsing. it musta stank so bad
i bet that if we look closely at the linernotes on the Come album it will mention someone as "the fabreezer/director of the letitgo do" and true love lives on lollipops and crisps | |
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imagine Bunifa being Prince's personal stylist
"I said I fabreezed your hair Prince" 
"Prince, whaddidido? wrradidido? what? what? waddidiido?" and true love lives on lollipops and crisps | |
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