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theAudience has got me hooked on the org....what do you think would be the 12-Step program for Org-Anon? 
"My name is cubic61052 and I am an Orger!"  "Love and compassion are necessities, not luxuries. Without them humanity cannot survive."
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cubic61052 said:
theAudience has got me hooked on the org....what do you think would be the 12-Step program for Org-Anon?
"My name is cubic61052 and I am an Orger!" What would the 12 steps be? News: Prince pulls his head out his ass in the last moment.
Bad News: Prince wasted too much quality time doing so. You have those internalized issues because you want to, you like to, stop. | |
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firstly admitting your addiction which you have done.
step two: writing everything down on a flip chart step three: drawing diagrams that dont mean anything on said flip chart step four: calling a meeting step five: making your presentation step six: a question & answer session step seven: ignore althoms questions step eight: provide beverages step nine: confiscate imago's novelty handcuffs step ten: break up a fight between spats and numerous orgers step eleven: why am I posting this? step twelve: I cant think of a step twelve. and youre good to go and post! | |
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LleeLlee said: firstly admitting your addiction which you have done.
step two: writing everything down on a flip chart step three: drawing diagrams that dont mean anything on said flip chart step four: calling a meeting step five: making your presentation step six: a question & answer session step seven: ignore althoms questions step eight: provide beverages step nine: confiscate imago's novelty handcuffs step ten: break up a fight between spats and numerous orgers step eleven: why am I posting this? step twelve: I cant think of a step twelve. and youre good to go and post! 
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LleeLlee said: firstly admitting your addiction which you have done.
step two: writing everything down on a flip chart step three: drawing diagrams that dont mean anything on said flip chart step four: calling a meeting step five: making your presentation step six: a question & answer session step seven: ignore althoms questions step eight: provide beverages step nine: confiscate imago's novelty handcuffs step ten: break up a fight between spats and numerous orgers step eleven: why am I posting this? step twelve: I cant think of a step twelve. and youre good to go and post! For Step 8 are cosmopolitans and margueritas acceptable?  "Love and compassion are necessities, not luxuries. Without them humanity cannot survive."
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What's an 'oger'? | |
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Nikster said:[quote]What's an 'oger'?
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u2prnce said:[quote] Nikster said: What's an 'oger'?
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To determine if you have a problem answer these 7 simple questions:
2. Do you sometimes get up because you can't sleep, and log on in the middle of the night? 3. Do you decline invitations from friends to get together because you have "other committments" (orging) 4. Do you have to concentrate on what you say lest an org snippet slips out and bores your friend/family member? 5. Do you run to your computer to check the org more than once a day? 6. Are you angry because the post/reply limit is too low? 7. Is orging the last thing you do before you sleep and the first thing you do when you wake up? If you have answered yes to any of these, you have an org addiction. If you have answered yes to more than 5 you are Imago. | |
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charlottegelin said: To determine if you have a problem answer these 7 simple questions:
2. Do you sometimes get up because you can't sleep, and log on in the middle of the night? 3. Do you decline invitations from friends to get together because you have "other committments" (orging) 4. Do you have to concentrate on what you say lest an org snippet slips out and bores your friend/family member? 5. Do you run to your computer to check the org more than once a day? 6. Are you angry because the post/reply limit is too low? 7. Is orging the last thing you do before you sleep and the first thing you do when you wake up? If you have answered yes to any of these, you have an org addiction. If you have answered yes to more than 5 you are Imago. 
i laid awake thinking about that thread with the 75 bands and eagerly got up the next morning to add the bands that i had figured out over the course of the night... only to find that the three i had figured out were answered on page one   She couldn't stop crying 'cause she knew he was gone to stay | |
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emm said: charlottegelin said: To determine if you have a problem answer these 7 simple questions:
2. Do you sometimes get up because you can't sleep, and log on in the middle of the night? 3. Do you decline invitations from friends to get together because you have "other committments" (orging) 4. Do you have to concentrate on what you say lest an org snippet slips out and bores your friend/family member? 5. Do you run to your computer to check the org more than once a day? 6. Are you angry because the post/reply limit is too low? 7. Is orging the last thing you do before you sleep and the first thing you do when you wake up? If you have answered yes to any of these, you have an org addiction. If you have answered yes to more than 5 you are Imago.
i laid awake thinking about that thread with the 75 bands and eagerly got up the next morning to add the bands that i had figured out over the course of the night... only to find that the three i had figured out were answered on page one 
how do you think I even thought of all of these!  | |
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charlottegelin said: emm said:
i laid awake thinking about that thread with the 75 bands and eagerly got up the next morning to add the bands that i had figured out over the course of the night... only to find that the three i had figured out were answered on page one
how do you think I even thought of all of these! (although I haven't got myself a notepad yet, but it might be a good idea to help me sleep) | |
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LleeLlee said: firstly admitting your addiction which you have done.
step two: writing everything down on a flip chart step three: drawing diagrams that dont mean anything on said flip chart step four: calling a meeting step five: making your presentation step six: a question & answer session step seven: ignore althoms questions step eight: provide beverages step nine: confiscate imago's novelty handcuffs step ten: break up a fight between spats and numerous orgers step eleven: why am I posting this? step twelve: I cant think of a step twelve. and youre good to go and post! SCORE10! | |
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LleeLlee said: firstly admitting your addiction which you have done.
step two: writing everything down on a flip chart step three: drawing diagrams that dont mean anything on said flip chart step four: calling a meeting step five: making your presentation step six: a question & answer session step seven: ignore althoms questions step eight: provide beverages step nine: confiscate imago's novelty handcuffs step ten: break up a fight between spats and numerous orgers step eleven: why am I posting this? step twelve: I cant think of a step twelve. and youre good to go and post! RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you. | |
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charlottegelin said: To determine if you have a problem answer these 7 simple questions:
2. Do you sometimes get up because you can't sleep, and log on in the middle of the night? 3. Do you decline invitations from friends to get together because you have "other committments" (orging) 4. Do you have to concentrate on what you say lest an org snippet slips out and bores your friend/family member? 5. Do you run to your computer to check the org more than once a day? 6. Are you angry because the post/reply limit is too low? 7. Is orging the last thing you do before you sleep and the first thing you do when you wake up? If you have answered yes to any of these, you have an org addiction. If you have answered yes to more than 5 you are Imago. No. 1 would apply to me. I have occaisionally scribbled something down on a piece of paper (no special pad, though that may change) while @ work cuz I thought of something to post and not forget about it! | |
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in my profile:
my name is fantasyislander. and i'm an orgaholic. this is my first meeting in orgers anonymous. i will now recite the oath:
Cyber gods grant me some common sense to accept the reality that it's time to "stop." the strength to log out graciously. the courage to say good night (even in the middle of threading or chatting), and the wisdom to know and act accordingly when that time has arrived. cause if we don't 2moro we all gonna be some sleepy sons a *itches!! (thanks tamaranow for the oath!!) | |
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I'm not an Oger!!  No hablo espanol,no! 
Pero hablo ingles..ssii muy muy bien... 
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(standing up)
>ahem<...hullo. My name is Illustrator. I really don't why I'm here to be honest with you. I mean, c'mon....what's the big deal, anyway? So I like to pop in every once in awhile. So what? It's not like it's my life or anything. I can stop whenever I want to. I'm self-employed, see...I work in my studio by myself all day. And I found that the org is a great way to break up the monotony. So, I forgot to feed my dog a couple of times. It wasn't so much that he needed to run away. I'm sure he's just lost or somethin'. Sure, I haven't been returning my calls lately. But all my messages are the same... "Illustrator, this is your mother..." "Illustrator, where the hell are you...where's my money...?" "Uh, we think we have your dog, every time we dial the # on his tag, he growls at us..." "...legal action..." blah blah blah! Boring. Y'know, if someone really wants to contact me, let 'em do what you guys do...with an orgnote. I like those so much better. Whenever I get one, it comes with little pretty flashing colors. And their messages are always so much better.... "Loved your comment." "You must be so good-looking to post the way that you do..." "Here are some naked pictures of me...." Fun stuff! And sure I haven't been outside for almost a week, but I always thought the real world was ...over.....rated.... 
omigod....I can't believe this..... My little doggie left me cuz I would much rather read a thread about how bad someone's balls stink than feed him!  I'm an orgaholic!!!!
Please... HELP ME!!! ...or just send me an orgnote. Whatever. addictive personality edit [Edited 4/6/06 2:36am] | |
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Illustrator said: (standing up)
>ahem<...hullo. My name is Illustrator. I really don't why I'm here to be honest with you. I mean, c'mon....what's the big deal, anyway? So I like to pop in every once in awhile. So what? It's not like it's my life or anything. I can stop whenever I want to. I'm self-employed, see...I work in my studio by myself all day. And I found that the org is a great way to break up the monotony. So, I forgot to feed my dog a couple of times. It wasn't so much that he needed to run away. I'm sure he's just lost or somethin'. Sure, I haven't been returning my calls lately. But all my messages are the same... "Illustrator, this is your mother..." "Illustrator, where the hell are you...where's my money...?" "Uh, we think we have your dog, every time we dial the # on his tag, he growls at us..." "...legal action..." blah blah blah! Boring. Y'know, if someone really wants to contact me, let 'em do what you guys do...with an orgnote. I like those so much better. Whenever I get one, it comes with little pretty flashing colors. And their messages are always so much better.... "Loved your comment." "You must be so good-looking to post the way that you do..." "Here are some naked pictures of me...." Fun stuff! And sure I haven't been outside for almost a week, but I always thought the real world was ...over.....rated....
omigod....I can't believe this..... My little doggie left me cuz I would much rather read a thread about how bad someone's balls stink that feed him! I'm an orgaholic!!!!
Please... HELP ME!!! ...or just send me an orgnote. Whatever.
same here except instead of dog insert 3 starving children and phone messages are all from human services | |
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charlottegelin said:
same here except instead of dog insert 3 starving children and phone messages are all from human services
Man, we're bad. It's getting so if someone says to me, "I know what you've been doing! You were on that damn org again!", my response would be, "You think you know! But in reality, you don't know miguelgomez!" | |
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fantasyislander said: in my profile:
my name is fantasyislander. and i'm an orgaholic. this is my first meeting in orgers anonymous. i will now recite the oath:
Cyber gods grant me some common sense to accept the reality that it's time to "stop." the strength to log out graciously. the courage to say good night (even in the middle of threading or chatting), and the wisdom to know and act accordingly when that time has arrived. cause if we don't 2moro we all gonna be some sleepy sons a *itches!! (thanks tamaranow for the oath!!) Great minds think alike! "Love and compassion are necessities, not luxuries. Without them humanity cannot survive."
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Illustrator said: you don't know miguelgomez!"
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There are probably more 12 steppers here then people realize.. | |
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CarrieMpls said: Illustrator said: you don't know miguelgomez!"
Hey, how did I get into this conversation.....oh.....nevermind. M p.s. The reason I'm an org addict is because of all the hilarious writing and all the new friends I have. So, no, I don't want to be cured. NO 12 STEPS FOR ME!!!!! MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: CarrieMpls said: Hey, how did I get into this conversation.....oh.....nevermind. M p.s. The reason I'm an org addict is because of all the hilarious writing and all the new friends I have. So, no, I don't want to be cured. NO 12 STEPS FOR ME!!!!! What a great thought! You have made my day....  "Love and compassion are necessities, not luxuries. Without them humanity cannot survive."
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: CarrieMpls said: Hey, how did I get into this conversation.....oh.....nevermind. M p.s. The reason I'm an org addict is because of all the hilarious writing and all the new friends I have. So, no, I don't want to be cured. NO 12 STEPS FOR ME!!!!!
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Lleena! Very excellent. ^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^
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cubic61052 said: MIGUELGOMEZ said: Hey, how did I get into this conversation.....oh.....nevermind. M p.s. The reason I'm an org addict is because of all the hilarious writing and all the new friends I have. So, no, I don't want to be cured. NO 12 STEPS FOR ME!!!!! What a great thought! You have made my day.... I'm glad the Audience got ya hooked. He's a great guy. M MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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