Anx said:

knowing another language was my mum's secret weapon, she say ever so sweetly (in swedish, at a supermarket here in Australia) "I will cut your ears off with a blunt knife" when we crawled around under the check-outs looking for coins.

Nikster said:

No , the other way around !

charlottegelin said:

hey you

Dewrede said:

LOL...nope...I drink Coke, I get to spend lots of time in the bathroom

Oh , that's quite strange , i thought you meant you don't like it

Dewrede said:

hi!

Nikster said:

what's in coke that's not in pepsi?

actually i was thinking the same

charlottegelin said:

I have no idea...but I can drink all the pepsi I want, and nothing like that happens.

I gotta be careful with house-brand soda too, like Kroger's cola...some of that jacks me up too

Fortunately, I don't drink soda much at all anymore.

Nikster said:

I get the squits from coke too, but ONLY if I drink it with spaghetti bolognese

people that can keep a can of pringles around the house for a week or more

When people come to watch t.v. in my room and then CHANGE THE CHANNEL without asking.

people that sit on my bed, other than my boyfriend. i have a chair in my room for a reason!!

charlottegelin said:

Now that I ddn't want to know.

TMPletz said:

very mysterious phenomenon don't you think! a chemical reaction takes place in my guts with this food combo, but not separately

cash-only establishments

cafes that make you get a key with some sort of implement attached to use the restroom. . . I don't want to touch that nasty thing!

people who act like they don't notice when their kids/pets misbehave in inappropriate places

white people who be talkin' like they street, in a non-ironic way

inappropriate apostraphe usage

people who put on a false swagger in a sad attempt to mask their insecurities

porn soundtracks

people who send you emails asking you to look at their photos on some lame site that requires that you set up an account. . . flickr.com, fuckers! use it!

people who tell me about how they are cheating/have cheated on their significant other as though it's somehow cute or interesting

pickles. all pickled things, in fact.

myspace profiles with crazy backgrounds that make them impossible to read

songs that end in a fade-out. . . write an end to the fucking song, ya lazy bastard!

political-correctness
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SeattleInvasion said:

SeattleInvasion said:

People who can't correctly spell the word apostrophe.

Nikster said:

Is there a problem with the hot sauce? Do u have 2 watch while I'm having dinner 2 prove it's normal?

people who talk too loudly into their cell phones while in public..
ditto, people who talk while driving
too many previews before the feature flick
people who cough while sitting behind you..and not covering their mouths
putting money into a gumball machine and turning the knob..and not getting a prize
mean nasty dogs
burning the roof of my mouth on pizza or other food
seeing impatient parents yank and pull their kids by the arm

TMPletz said:

I'm a bad speller. Which I realize irks some people.

- People who are not bothered at all that they live in an apartment with so bad soundproofing that everything they talk inside can be heard in the hallway.
- Beautiful women who dress up in god-awful second-hand clothes because "it's the right thing to do ecologically"
- Teenagers who discuss their "band projects" really loudly on the bus, so everybody can hear they are in a band.
- People who refuse to understand that I don't like to answer to the question "how are you doing?". I always give them stupid, irritating answers - yet they still consistently keep asking me that.

Nothinbutjoy said:

just say old people I hate when people ride the merging lane all the way out to the end. You know there's a big ass sign that tells them they're in the merging lane like a half mile back.

Novabreaker said:

oh my god, my roommate hardly ever replaces the toilet paper roll

twister6 said:

LOL..no...this guy I work with, he's a total slob! He gets his stuff everywhere...hot sauce...BBQ sauce...beer batter....ugh


And yet, he still works there

Nikster said:

TMPletz said:

I know! It's like we have Linda Blair in the back making hot wings or something

I really hate "friends" who expect me to do work for them for free - hell, I am already turning away PAID work cause I don't have the time

AnckSuNamun said:

Add to my list: roommates

TMPletz said:

I was outed in the 5th grade spelling bee, cause I spelled opposite...oposite...instead of opposite...for some reason after that I never misspelled that damn word again...