Forget the drunk bloke at the back yelling incoherent nonsense. Sometimes a well placed heckle can raise a mediocre act to a brilliant night out.
Tell us your best heckles and, if you are brave, the retorts that put you back in your place like the maggot you are.

I hate that pic ,you just know that kid will grow up to be a chav.

Nikki23 said:

Yeah, but have you heckled anyone Nikki?

Nikki23 said:

Speaking of chavs, a couple punched me on Sunday.

What context are we talking about?

What sort of heckling?

I'm much to classy to heckle.

maleeboo said:

You know! When you shout at a comedian or a band saying 'you're shit!' or something.

Has anyone heckled Prince?

as a comedian, Its my job to trash you and make me look cool.

so I was just checking.

maleeboo said:

I didn't think this thread would be too much hard work.

nope, never heckled. not my style.

JDINTERACTIVE said:

Poor you ,are you serious?

and no i don't think i have ever heckled anyone.

Nikki23 said:

Yeah, they tried to mug me. I had my keys, wallet, phone and walkman with my Prince CD in it. I hit one of them back and they ran off. I was like, 'anything but my Prince music!' he he!

JDINTERACTIVE said:

Think how hard a comedian has to work keeping you shut up and the audience entertained and not alienated!
Also, most hecklers want to be on stage, they just don't have the balls.

My favourite heckles are surreal ones.

Personally i like a bit, but not to much because you detract from the experience of the rest of the punters.And, more importantly, i almost always come off looking slick

maleeboo said:

What surreal ones have you heard?

JDINTERACTIVE said:

That is so bad , and you are so brave!

Scumbag chavs

JDINTERACTIVE said:

women compliment me on my clothes.odd.

and I copied this from another thread

David Baddiel mentioned this next put-down. Somebody was having an absolute 'mare at the Comedy Store when somebody at the back stood up and shouted 'Everybody hates you. Surely you remember that from school?'

I'm looking for more

Oh yeah

there is the circuit legend of a german punter sitting in the front row of a gig.The act was getting heckled alot and said, hang on I can't talk to all of you at once.
To which the German said in a very matter of fact way,' yes you can, thats what the microphone is for'

has anyone ever seen the documentary "my best fiend"? it had scenes of klaus kinski's one man show where he played jesus. he got heckled a LOT, and he also brought his hecklers onstage and had fistfights with them!

now THAT'S entertainment.

JDINTERACTIVE said:

I have heard of it. And that person got escorted out of the building..Allegedly!

Anx said:

Didn't Andy Kaufman plant Laurie ANderson in his audience to Heckle him?

superspaceboy said:

yeah. it was usually that zmuda guy, though. the heckling was part of andy's act.

JDINTERACTIVE said:

you never told me what happened.. are you OK?

the little one is wearing a Feyenoord shirt