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PrintableAnx said: cborgman said: i would paint anx being run over by a steamroller.
 i'd paint an ode to cborgman's tranquil beauty, but jackson pollack already beat me to it. i'd paint you with a monkey on your shoulder, but frida khalo already beat me to it. although she was very kind to your unibrow Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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PurpleRein said: does painting the ceiling in the living room count?....I love reality pictures..paintings that look like photographs. Chuck Close does some incredible things too...I'd like to paint things like that
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andykeen said: I'd paint god.....
 "Happy little trees!"  Ὅσον ζῇς φαίνου
μηδὲν ὅλως σὺ λυποῦ πρὸς ὀλίγον ἐστὶ τὸ ζῆν τὸ τέλος ὁ χρόνος ἀπαιτεῖ.” | |
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cborgman said: Anx said: i'd paint an ode to cborgman's tranquil beauty, but jackson pollack already beat me to it. i'd paint you with a monkey on your shoulder, but frida khalo already beat me to it. although she was very kind to your unibrow i'd paint a self portrait of me thinking about you, but edvard munch already beat me to it. | |
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Anx said: cborgman said: i'd paint you with a monkey on your shoulder, but frida khalo already beat me to it. although she was very kind to your unibrow i'd paint a self portrait of me thinking about you, but edvard munch already beat me to it.  That was cute.Ὅσον ζῇς φαίνου
μηδὲν ὅλως σὺ λυποῦ πρὸς ὀλίγον ἐστὶ τὸ ζῆν τὸ τέλος ὁ χρόνος ἀπαιτεῖ.” | |
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Anx said: cborgman said: i'd paint you with a monkey on your shoulder, but frida khalo already beat me to it. although she was very kind to your unibrow i'd paint a self portrait of me thinking about you, but edvard munch already beat me to it. i'd paint a room full of people a bull and a horse getting a whiff of you, but pablo picasso already beat me to it.  Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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cborgman said: Anx said: i'd paint a self portrait of me thinking about you, but edvard munch already beat me to it. i'd paint a room full of people a bull and a horse getting a whiff of you, but pablo picasso already beat me to it. what?!?!  | |
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Anx said: cborgman said: i would paint anx being run over by a steamroller.
i'd paint an ode to cborgman's tranquil beauty, but jackson pollack already beat me to it.  | |
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Lammastide said: Anx said: i'd paint a self portrait of me thinking about you, but edvard munch already beat me to it. That was cute. | |
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this reminds me of when i was about 13 and doing some work at my dad's house, his was pissed drunk and had company over and one of his friends started bragging that my dad wanted him to draw my dad getting his dick sucked by a prostitute while doing an 8 ball. True story. Ahh those memories of youth!  | |
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sinisterpentatonic said: this reminds me of when i was about 13 and doing some work at my dad's house, his was pissed drunk and had company over and one of his friends started bragging that my dad wanted him to draw my dad getting his dick sucked by a prostitute while doing an 8 ball. True story. Ahh those memories of youth!
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Anx said: cborgman said: i'd paint a room full of people a bull and a horse getting a whiff of you, but pablo picasso already beat me to it. what?!?! hey are in pain, from your stench. look at their faces... aw, forget it. explainign it killed it.  Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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cborgman said: Anx said: what?!?! hey are in pain, from your stench. look at their faces... aw, forget it. explainign it killed it. other than being an old nun with a potty mouth, sister wendy you ain't. | |
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i would paint whatever it is i'm feeling in that moment...
and now that school's over i'll be able to, i have some left over canvases to go crazy on  | |
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Anx said: cborgman said: hey are in pain, from your stench. look at their faces... aw, forget it. explainign it killed it. other than being an old nun with a potty mouth, sister wendy you ain't. 
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I can paint, but lately I just can't find any relevant subject. | |
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Anx said: cborgman said: hey are in pain, from your stench. look at their faces... aw, forget it. explainign it killed it. other than being an old nun with a potty mouth, sister wendy you ain't. we used to watch that in my art classes back in high school | |
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i bought a little watercolor kit a couple weeks ago and a little watercolor sketch pad to go with it...but i've been too sick/busy to play with it.  | |
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Lammastide said: I'd paint some scenes from the inner city in the style of Carravagio.
You should totally learn to paint!
I can paint, but I haven't much in recent years. Someday when I have a little extra space, I'd like to do some large-scale stuff. . . 6x8' mixed-media minimalism . .  Seattle Org Invasion July 28th-30th  http://www.prince.org/msg/2/177514
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Lammastide said: I'd paint some scenes from the inner city in the style of Carravagio.
 
wasn't he just amazing?! i love his version of Judith and Holofernes... it's troubling to me... *Wrote a paper on it comparing it to his contemporary Artemisia Gentileschi's version of the same story* i could go on and on about that painting...artemisia's is slightly better tho, for just as many reasons that caravaggio's was better than hers... i love art... | |
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SammiJ said: Lammastide said: I'd paint some scenes from the inner city in the style of Carravagio.
wasn't he just amazing?! i love his version of Judith and Holofernes... it's troubling to me... *Wrote a paper on it comparing it to his contemporary Artemisia Gentileschi's version of the same story* i could go on and on about that painting...artemisia's is slightly better tho, for just as many reasons that caravaggio's was better than hers... i love art... Caravaggio's "Let's Eat Fruit and Fuck" (ok, it's not called that, but if you've seen it, you know what I'm talking about ) is one of my favorite things on Earth.Seattle Org Invasion July 28th-30th http://www.prince.org/msg/2/177514
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(Here:)
Baroque bedhead!
Gawd, I love that painting. . . bedhead edit [Edited 4/5/06 10:52am] Seattle Org Invasion July 28th-30th http://www.prince.org/msg/2/177514
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2freaky4church1 said: I'd paint a beautiful picture of a naked woman and have a dog licking her toes. lol What about you?
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SeattleInvasion said: (Here:)
Baroque bedhead!
Gawd, I love that painting. . . bedhead edit [Edited 4/5/06 10:52am] you know, when i read your version of the title i INSTANTLY knew what painting you were talking about because we just finished discussing that painting a few weeks ago in my art history class and that's what we all drew the conclusion of... | |
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BobGeorge909 said: I would paint a sign asking my girl to paint me.
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andykeen said: I'd paint god.....
I have a shirt with bob Ross on it in velvet and it says "Happy Trees"...I llove it. | |
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I'd go along the lines of Van Rijn Rembrandt and or Michelangelo ...any of the masters really work my world.... | |
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I would paint like Bob Ross, particularly the seascape the late master was shown painting in last week's PBS episode.
It was gorgeous. | |
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i would paint chocolate sauce all over _____'s body | |
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Mach said: i would paint chocolate sauce all over _____'s body
is that my birthday present?  | |
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