OH MY GOD!!

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[Edited 4/5/06 21:15pm]

you have made my day! I am in such a bouyant mood now!

Phillipe!?! So what - you couldnt conjure an alias any more emasculating? Jeez. Stupid bird gets Spork for a studly nick and Im tagged as a pansy poseur!! Hear that? All the other rodents are snickering...even those effing gerbils.

You will pay dearly my pretty pixel vixen

we're safe! i'll be in touch.

It is no one else's business what I do or how I feel..

I'm still waiting.

Hey babe. Ive been slaving on grfx apps all day and now Im burnt like yesterdays toast. Gotta semi-funny story for ya but that's gotta wait til tomorrow. Just want you to know that I comb and braid thru everything I know about you then weave that many feathered tress so its always entwined in my mind.

i really hope we get to talk soon, i'm worried about you.

I was reminded of this when I mentioned "immaculate conception" recently. Also apropos of 'scary movies'.

Thanksgiving weekend at a dance club in Georgetown. Big crowd, everybody dressed to the nines. At one table, a quartet of Baltimore debs. Nearby, a trio of NYC buds on holiday leave from the military. Drunk guy circles the coeds pestering each in turn for a dance. Finally, the prettiest one tells him to f_ck off. Enraged drunk pulls a knife. Trio of Army buds jump into action. Drunk splits for the door. The smart bud, the one with a bachelors eye for opportunity, makes a u-turn back to the girls. More precisely, he makes a beeline for the pretty one who's just been given the fright of her young life.

I arrived exactly 9 months later, the bastid by-product of my momma's mugging.
Cya on my back page 'k