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beret1022 said: when i run out of clean underwear, I turn the dirty ones inside out and wear them again.
but this is gross secrets about OTHER people!!!  | |
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Anx said: beret1022 said: when i run out of clean underwear, I turn the dirty ones inside out and wear them again.
but this is gross secrets about OTHER people!!! there is another thread already for that sort of thing! 
http://www.prince.org/msg/100/183883 | |
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A friend of mine has a really enlarged testicle (not both of them, just one of them is huge). Things about the size of a damn softball. We were all out to dinner one time, and one of the girls that was with us kept asking him about it so he stood up and just pulled it out in front of everyone to show her. | |
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Tom said: A friend of mine has a really enlarged testicle (not both of them, just one of them is huge). Things about the size of a damn softball. We were all out to dinner one time, and one of the girls that was with us kept asking him about it so he stood up and just pulled it out in front of everyone to show her.
shouldn't he see a doctor?  | |
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: charlottegelin said: well, anyway, my ex had this housemate called Marty who used to make his chops in a vertical grill. After his dinner he would push his plate of chop bones under the recliner for later.
Sometimes MUCH later, weeks even months. I was visiting and thought my slipper had gone under the chair and I reached under there and touched with my bare hands MAGGOTTY CHOP BONES  Charly!!!! Oh my god that is so sick
I knew this guy that found a pubic crab on his eyelid Wonder where the hell he was puttin his face I saw on tv they put some pubic lice and some head lice in this guys stomach hair, and after a few hours all lice had migrated to their correct habitats - so the eyelid one must've been quite freshly put there | |
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Anx said: i had a roommate who got so drunk, he came home and pooped on the bathroom floor, then tried to clean it up by rubbing said poop into the floor with dry toilet paper. lucky me, i discovered this in the middle of the night when i had to pee and i ALMOST stepped on the bathroom floor, but noticed it had been coated in poop.
the next day was not pleasant for anyone. my flatmate and I had to move out of our apartment the next day, but she went out partying and the next day slept until the moving van came! and then started packing! Anyway, she had eaten a few slices of bread the night before and thrown them up again on the carpet of the lounge room. The moving guys stepped in it a few times before she realised and cleaned it up! | |
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jersey picks his butt and sniffs his fingers | |
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Back in 3rd or 4th grade, one girl in my class said she could breath out of her ears. Seeing me and my friend look at her like "wtf?", she proceded to demonstrate...
...and forgot to plug her nose. The explosion of snot is something that I'll remember until the day I die.  | |
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i've had weird neighbors..one side it use to reek like dead animals..the other side drunk mexicans singing songs about having sex in spanish while the crying of babies made you want to crawl inside your shell. oh and infront of us this apparment building that use to have alot of crackheads and dealers and shooting at night..now we lived in the G-H-E-T-T-O. | |
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TMPletz said: Back in 3rd or 4th grade, one girl in my class said she could breath out of her ears. Seeing me and my friend look at her like "wtf?", she proceded to demonstrate...
...and forgot to plug her nose. The explosion of snot is something that I'll remember until the day I die. Oh dear God I must be tired ...I just laughed until I cried! | |
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TMPletz said: explosion of snot:-P
I remember a girl at primary school laughed suddenly and her green snot globule landed on the desk in front of her.  From that moment on she was shunned and she later became a skinhead. | |
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charlottegelin said: TMPletz said: explosion of snot:-P
I remember a girl at primary school laughed suddenly and her green snot globule landed on the desk in front of her. From that moment on she was shunned and she later became a skinhead.
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onenitealone said: charlottegelin said:
I remember a girl at primary school laughed suddenly and her green snot globule landed on the desk in front of her. From that moment on she was shunned and she later became a skinhead.
children can be so cruel  | |
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charlottegelin said: onenitealone said:
children can be so cruel Sorry.  It was just the way you wrote it that tickled me.  | |
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onenitealone said: charlottegelin said: children can be so cruel Sorry. It was just the way you wrote it that tickled me. | |
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