revolting neighbours? horrid housemates? disgusting exes?

Don't be shy!

well, anyway, my ex had this housemate called Marty who used to make his chops in a vertical grill. After his dinner he would push his plate of chop bones under the recliner for later.

Sometimes MUCH later, weeks even months.

I was visiting and thought my slipper had gone under the chair and I reached under there and touched with my bare hands MAGGOTTY CHOP BONES

I won't give no names here.. but a close friend of mine recently shot some guy in the face

I think my roommate just had noisy sex with her boyfriend as a way of getting back at me and my other two roommates (since we all hate her with a passion)

I was watching tv and then I heard moaning... Soooo gross.

I hope this doesn't ruin the mood of a potentially fun thread, but it is the grossest, creepiest thing I can think of about someone else:

I went to high school with someone who was openly and unabashedly pedophilic. I don't know if he ever acted on it, but he had no problem making his interest in children well known (Worse yet, this was a school that went from Kindergarten all the way through High School, so there were plenty of kids around on top of this).

I heard he was put into therapy eventually (he actually only attended classes for about a month before disappearing), but I still worry about what he might be doing sometimes.

HobbesLeCute said:

that's not really gross, but it's creepy as hell

charlottegelin said:

www.sexoffenders.com

When I was at school there was a girl in my class who was a bit weird, and she had this disturbing twitch.

Anyway, she used to pick her nose and put the booger on the end of her opened Pritt Stick Glue and then she would slobber all over putting the whole thing in her mouth, eating the booger with a bit of glue too..

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Speaking of Pritt Stick, another friend at school always asked her Mom to buy her the BIG size of Pritt Stick..

It was never in her pencil case or in her desk..

Well yeah you guessed it.. she used to stick it inside her.. and then she would come back from the toilets with sticky love juice on her fingers and show us it..

REDFEATHERS said:

OH MY GOD RED!!!!!


Thats fucking....hellish! How old was she at the time? No wait, dont tell me if you think i cant handle it... did no teachers ever find out? what did er classmates say? holy crap

my childhood best friend used to put cocoa puffs up her nose

susannah said:

About 12 or 13 I guess.. but really I dont think she knew what this *slime* was coming from inside her, so she showed us, running around with it on her fingers, pulling it and stuff...

Teachers??? They were mostly nuns!

REDFEATHERS said:

EEEWWWWW My god. She didnt know what the slime was but she knew what to do with the Pritt stick?! At 12/13!! thats some fucked up shit right there!!

GeorgeWBush said:

well, i sure hope the guy apologized to your friend for putting his face right there in the line of fire!

charlottegelin said:

My old college roommate had sex with a corpse and git stuck. They had to call the fire department to get his dumb behind out. True story.

Graycap23 said:

I sooo dont want to know any more!


This is becoming more shocking than gross!

Ella smells like cabbage.

susannah said:

He was a STRANGE character for sho.....

Graycap23 said:

Uh huh I see that!! Im rather worried that you were living with him though!!

susannah said:

I made sure that he knew what time it was from DAY 1.Never had a problem out of him. He was actually scared of me.....

charlottegelin said:

Charly!!!! Oh my god that is so sick

I knew this guy that found a pubic crab on his eyelid Wonder where the hell he was puttin his face

Graycap23 said:

Good!! Best way to handle such a strange character...apart from, you know, move out, lol!

What a freak though! Yeesh....what a story

Edit - did he get arrested? when the fire department came to rescue him? Cause isnt that a crime?
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When I was young we knew this girl that ate her boogers and would eat flies. One time we were eating pancakes and she took 2 of the cakes and literally caught a fly between them and then put them back on her plate, poured syrup on them and ate them, fly and all

susannah said:

He was from a small town. They all knew him so he caught a break.

REDFEATHERS said:

that shit is gross and funny! ugh! wtf?

Graycap23 said:

WTF?! But necrophilia man?! Small towns can just be so wrong sometimes...

i had a roommate who got so drunk, he came home and pooped on the bathroom floor, then tried to clean it up by rubbing said poop into the floor with dry toilet paper. lucky me, i discovered this in the middle of the night when i had to pee and i ALMOST stepped on the bathroom floor, but noticed it had been coated in poop.

the next day was not pleasant for anyone.

susannah said:

Crazy man. The world is nuts.....

when i run out of clean underwear, I turn the dirty ones inside out and wear them again.