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The new sexual postion/move: THE NINJA!!! Here's how it works....
Make sure that the room is pitch black so your lady can't see anything... start doing her from behind and real sneaky-like, grab a dildo and quickly put it in her hot-box instead of your dong. Then, while continuing with the ole in-n-out with the fake penis (she still thinks it's your dong), quietly sneak around to the front of her, punch her in the face and yell NINJA!!! If done correctly, you will be able to do this with your lady being completely caught off guard. Now, go to it!  | |
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 Socks still got butt like a leather seat... | |
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Does it work for you and your girlfriend?  | |
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| what the hell?? "Nobody makes me bleed my own blood...NOBODY!"
johnart says: "I'm THE shit" | |
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TMPletz said:
Does it work for you and your girlfriend?  | |
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ThreadCula said: what the hell?? | |
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NINJA!!! | |
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TMPletz said:
Does it work for you and your girlfriend? | |
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OMFG
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ReturnofDOOK said: Here's how it works....
Make sure that the room is pitch black so your lady can't see anything... start doing her from behind and real sneaky-like, grab a dildo and quickly put it in her hot-box instead of your dong. Then, while continuing with the ole in-n-out with the fake penis (she still thinks it's your dong), quietly sneak around to the front of her, punch her in the face and yell NINJA!!! If done correctly, you will be able to do this with your lady being completely caught off guard. Now, go to it! Good luck with that!! | |
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ReturnofDOOK said: Here's how it works....
Make sure that the room is pitch black so your lady can't see anything... start doing her from behind and real sneaky-like, grab a dildo and quickly put it in her hot-box instead of your dong. Then, while continuing with the ole in-n-out with the fake penis (she still thinks it's your dong), quietly sneak around to the front of her, punch her in the face and yell NINJA!!! If done correctly, you will be able to do this with your lady being completely caught off guard. Now, go to it! | |
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hmm.. some of us are more alert than that  | |
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It's the Asian version of the Angry Pirate.
M MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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I thought that the NINJA was when you do it to your girlfriend/spouse/whatever so stealth-like that they don't even realize you're there until your come hits 'em like a deadly shuriken*....
(*ninja throwing star) shadow-like edit [Edited 4/3/06 1:57am] | |
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This is the x-rated version of the game "Chest".... 
Coffee all over my puter....thanks Dook! | |
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REDFEATHERS said: hmm.. some of us are more alert than that
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shanti0608 said: REDFEATHERS said: hmm.. some of us are more alert than that
NINJA!!!!! | |
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pardonme4livin said: shanti0608 said: NINJA!!!!!Ha! Nice try... | |
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