ReturnofDOOK said:

2freaky4church1 said:

i eat 2freaky4church1's poop.

jerseykrs said:

jers thats hot.

jillybean said:

Nooooo!

HobbesLeCute said:

oh man, on my birthday i smoked some weed and me and romera went to white castles, and there it was, i didn't believe it at first. they do indeed have them on the southside of chicago.

HobbesLeCute said:

moving my niece's bunkbed around a number of years ago we discovered her little "collection" too

perhaps i had bad post nasal drip or something when i was little but i would put the end of my stuffed rabbit's ear up my nose and then suck on it
other times i would tickle the end of my nose with his ear
my aunt is fond of telling people these stories now

this thread should be flamin'

emm said:

brownsugar said:

i keep waiting for someone to share some gross sexual escapade they've had.

brownsugar said:

oh man.

you know that if i ever decide to quit being a vegetarian, the first thing i want is white castles?

i didn't know chicago's white castles had clam strips. oh god. oh, this changes everything....

fantasyislander said:

i was going to tell one on the "secret about someone else" thread but it pales by comparasion to whats there

Anx said:

i thought i was loosing it but thats what the sign said i just don't see anybody from the southside buying clamstrips, i guess theyre out there

fantasyislander said:

Here's a doozy for you, then.

The first and last girl I had sex with, I threw up on. We'd been going out for, like two months, and one night I revealed to her that I'd never been drunk before, and she decided I needed to fix that. So here I am, first time plastered, and then the sex things start happening. I guess all the movement combined with how much I had to drink didn't sit well with my stomach, 'cause halfway in I just let loose on her. I couldn't help it, I couldn't move away, it was coming out then and there and there was nothing I could do about it. She made me sleep in my car, and the relationship was pretty much over from there.

This was like four years ago, and it has had a lot to do with why I haven't really been with someone seriously since then. My confidence around women was pretty much gone after that.

HobbesLeCute said:

Dont worry, youll be fine! Just dont mix the women and the drinking....

i enjoy picking the boogers off of my septum ring. s'kinna relaxing, actually.

HobbesLeCute said:

sorry.

when i was a little kid, my favorite snack was raw hamburger. when my mom would make hamburgers or meatballs for dinner, i'd beg and beg until i'd get a great big pinch of the stuff. i'm glad i quit eating meat...i'd probably be feral by now.

Anx said:

that reminds me, my mom used to serve pigs' ears for dinner (boiled, of course)...i always ate the damned things with ketchup.

When I was 19 I came home extremely pissed one night and staggered up to the toilet to do the obligatory throwing up session, however I ended up falling asleep with my head down the toilet...

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

ewwww, when i was little, my mom used to eat pig brains fried in milk. even as a raw meat-eatin' kid, i wouldn't get near that stuff...and my mom knew better than to force it on me.

Anx said:

Be glad it still has nutitional value at least.

superspaceboy said:

at least the first twelve times around.

jillybean said:

That's just wrong. And besides I keep seeing the word "bearded" somewhere in there.

One can call me Gassy Cassie!

superspaceboy said:

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

I am seriously thinking of sprinkling this on all my food.

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

*sidenote* that pic of prince in your avvie ACTUALLY looks like Chapelle Prince...

superspaceboy said:

they need like family-sized bottles of that stuff...everytime i go to my local co-op and see bottles of beano, they're always in those itty-bitty jars.

SammiJ said:

not really...

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

thought so