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The new name for my penis is "Miguel Gomez". Thanks. | |
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When I have sex, I usually put a condom on my Miguel Gomez | |
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One time during a softball game, the ball took a bad hop and grazed my Miguel Gomez. | |
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You and Miguel and mini-Miguel should have come to the kooky karaoke bar in the city last month. You all missed Pam's drunken striptease.
Ass. [Edited 3/27/06 20:32pm] Oh shit, my hat done fell off | |
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yes, We're talking about it on yahoo right now. | |
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My back wouldn't hurt so much if my Miguel Gomez wasn't so big. | |
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One time I tripped over my Miguel Gomez. | |
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I don't have any foreskin on my Miguel Gomez. | |
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My Miguel Gomez burns when I pee. | |
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My Miguel Gomez itches. | |
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M MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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I once caught my Miguel Gomez in my zipper and ended up with a nasty wound! | |
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mdiver said: I once caught my Miguel Gomez in my zipper and ended up with a nasty wound!
I did that once when I was 5. At that time I had foreskin, so it wasn't fun at all. M MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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oh my gosh I am having flashbacks to last night | |
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: mdiver said: I once caught my Miguel Gomez in my zipper and ended up with a nasty wound!
I did that once when I was 5. At that time I had foreskin, so it wasn't fun at all. M FYI mine wasn't on the end it was the shaft!  | |
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: mdiver said: I once caught my Miguel Gomez in my zipper and ended up with a nasty wound!
I did that once when I was 5. At that time I had foreskin, so it wasn't fun at all. M when did you get circumsized?? Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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my Miguel Gomez tore up my boxershorts tonight.....I really couldn't help it..... | |
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cborgman said: MIGUELGOMEZ said: I did that once when I was 5. At that time I had foreskin, so it wasn't fun at all. M when did you get circumsized?? This thread is gonna go places it really shouldn't ! | |
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mdiver said: cborgman said: when did you get circumsized?? This thread is gonna go places it really shouldn't !
i am just trying to figure out how he had foreskin at the time at 5, but doesnt now... Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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cborgman said: mdiver said: This thread is gonna go places it really shouldn't !
i am just trying to figure out how he had foreskin at the time at 5, but doesnt now... Maybe he lost it in the zipper incident!  | |
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mdiver said: MIGUELGOMEZ said: I did that once when I was 5. At that time I had foreskin, so it wasn't fun at all. M FYI mine wasn't on the end it was the shaft! OUCH!!! :crossing-knees-very-fast: M MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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cborgman said: MIGUELGOMEZ said: I did that once when I was 5. At that time I had foreskin, so it wasn't fun at all. M when did you get circumsized?? I was 17 years old. I did it for hygienic reasons. I miss it. M MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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mdiver said: cborgman said:
i am just trying to figure out how he had foreskin at the time at 5, but doesnt now... Maybe he lost it in the zipper incident!
M MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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I've had more penis coverage in the past days than when I WAS circumcised. Haha!!!!
It's the new rage. EVERYONE'S talking about it. M MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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 "Nobody makes me bleed my own blood...NOBODY!"
johnart says: "I'm THE shit" | |
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I just tasted Jersey's Miguel Gomez. |
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HamsterHuey said: I just tasted Jersey's Miguel Gomez.
You wish! And i thought your were going to bed!!!  | |
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HamsterHuey said: I just tasted Jersey's Miguel Gomez.
too much info..... that and you're a slut! | |
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: cborgman said: when did you get circumsized?? I was 17 years old. I did it for hygienic reasons. I miss it. M are you crazy?? the pain must have been terrible to say the least Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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mdiver said: HamsterHuey said: I just tasted Jersey's Miguel Gomez.
You wish! And i thought your were going to bed!!! I should, shouldn't I? But I found out I am not really sleepy yet. I wanna have another taste of Miguel Gomez! |
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