Every once in a while a person needs to be evaluated, you know? A guy has to see where he stands, to see how others perceive what he is doing. I really don’t know how a lot of you feel about the Captain so I have come up with a little survey and if you have a minute, I would appreciate if you could fill it out:

Please rate the Captain’s presence on the Org in the following areas using the scale below:

1-Poor
2-Fair
3-Average
4-Above Average
5- Excellent

1. Sense of humor
2. Friendliness
3. Topicality
4. Edginess
5. Mystery of “True Identity” (if applicable)
6. Sensitivity
7. Open-mindedness
8. Knowledge of Prince and/or music of any kind
9. Sexiness
10. Size of genitalia

FIRST! (I can die now in peace!)

1. Sense of humor 3

2. Friendliness 5

3. Topicality 6 (lesbians are never enough)

4. Edginess 1 (lesbians are classic...)

5. Mystery of “True Identity” (if applicable) 3 (Zelaira is more...)

6. Sensitivity 3 (it's for pussies)

7. Open-mindedness 3

8. Knowledge of Prince and/or music of any kind 3

9. Sexiness Whatever 0-5

10. Size of genitalia 0 (Herman has one that is smaller...)

Can there be a 6th choice: "none of the above"?

1. Sense of humor - 5

2. Friendliness 1 (You never said Happy Birthday to Jasmine! )

3. Topicality - if the topic is hos and sex, then 5...and here the topic usually is...

4. Edginess 5 - you set my teeth on edge

5. Mystery of “True Identity” (if applicable) - 1 - I think we ll know you are LleeLLee

6. Sensitivity - 3 - that one lapse into sensitivity seemed frankly false to me.

7. Open-mindedness - 5 - I can't imagine a ho you would kick to the curb

8. Knowledge of Prince and/or music of any kind N/A

9. Sexiness - with that avatar?...

10. Size of genitalia - 5...centimeters...




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[Edited 3/31/06 8:27am]

i prefered your old avatar.

1. Sense of humor

4 - your best is when you create a thread that takns and then hilariously spin it into a w thread about why the thread tanked.

2. Friendliness

5

3. Topicality

3 - the lesbian thing is old hat. very early 90s. the latent gayness of you and the admiral however, is very topical. the seacrest thing would have been funnier 2 years ago.

4. Edginess

4 - refreshingly edgy

5. Mystery of “True Identity” (if applicable)

4 - i still have no clue. and just when i dont care anymore, you fan the flames again.

6. Sensitivity

4 - un-pc, but ironically and with grace and care.

7. Open-mindedness

5 - for a straigt man, you are pretty much only matched by imago

8. Knowledge of Prince and/or music of any kind

n/a

9. Sexiness

3 - without having seen a picture

10. Size of genitalia[/quote]

3 - again, without having seen a picture.

those last two could be raised though with a single e-mail...

2the9s said:

Happy Birthday Jasmine, and to all the other Orgers I may have missed.

(Heh, heh...I'll rank higher on that next time...oops, is this thing on?)

MikeMatronik said:

Thank you for your fair and honest assessment. What I'm reading here is you want much more discussion on lesbians. Done and done.

TMPletz said:

Cheeky bastard.

2the9s said:

Thanks for taking the time. For your favorable answers a check was sent. Then I saw the genitalia line and I stopped payment. In fairness, it probably would have bounced anyway.

cborgman said:

All great responses and I appreciate the time and effort. You see, how can I get better until I know what I need to improve on? I don't what to get all Sally Field here but...damn it, you like me, Orgers, you really like me!!!

As for the Ryan Seacrest thing, damn topicality! The heart wants what it wants.
[Edited 3/31/06 9:14am]

Okay, I understand now. Exactly four people read my stuff. Brilliant!

I read it.

1. Sense of humor
3- Sometimes the jokes go over my head...I'm not as smart as the Captain.

2. Friendliness
4.5-The Captain is true-blue...except in the morning when he can be a real bitch,

3. Topicality
3- Didn't talk enough about "Brokeback Mountain"

4. Edginess
5-He plays with fire...can you feel the heat?

5. Mystery of “True Identity” (if applicable)
1-I've always just called him Captain.

6. Sensitivity
4-Really ticklish on his abdomen and inner thigh.


7. Open-mindedness
5-Has been open to a lot of my more unusual requests.

8. Knowledge of Prince and/or music of any kind
1-I don't think he owns a CD player.

9. Sexiness
5- No comment


10. Size of genitalia
12-No comment

Cap'n, I read all your threads.
They always make me wish that Snakes On A Plane was playing in my local theatre right now.