mdiver said:

My sister couldn't figure out why Bonnie Tyler would write a song about a hard egg...

I had a day to day calendar with misheard lyrics a few years ago. I saved some of the pages, but I don't have them on me now. I do remember Prince was on there for I Would Die 4 U. It was "I would diaper you"

AnckSuNamun said:

I used to think Elton John's Benny & The Jets song part "She's got electric boots" was "she's got elecric boobs." I would say what does he know about boobs and why are they electric?

1sexymf said:

OMG! So did one of my other friends...

"She's got electric boobs...her mom has too..."

applekisses said:

I thought I was the only one. Glad to know it wasn't just me. LOL

1sexymf said:

Maybe that is really what he's saying

applekisses said:

I want electric boobs now.

1sexymf said:

Rechargable?

applekisses said:

me three.

applekisses said:

Definitelny - as long as they come with an extra battery pack - can't have them dying whe I need them most - like I know when that is.
Need to keep the nipple flashers alive!

WHITNEY HOUSTON.....I'M SHAVING OFF MY MUFF FOR YOU(SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU.)

ambergreen said:

One of my favourites was an orger (can't remember who either) who thought, "I want you in the worst way," was, "I want you in the west way."

ambergreen said:

Now that is a classic!

"Blinded by the light
"Wrapped up like a douche
"while roaming in the night...."

Illustrator said:

and just what's wrong with those lyrics?

MarySharon said:

OMG!

applekisses said:

co-

Illustrator said:

A girl I used to know used to sing that song:

"Blinded by the light
Dressed up like a douche
You know the roamin in the night"

I remember looking at her thinking, "WTF? How do you "dress up like a douche?" !!!!!

Im crying with laughter here! Ok, so its 11.50pm, and Ive been at uni for 14 hours, and Ive had far too much sugar, but Im cracking up here!!!

unfortunately I cant remember any to add...

psychodelicide said:

I'd like to take this opportunity to share with you this now obscure thread. : http://www.prince.org/msg/2/183471

Illustrator said:

I thought it was "Woke up like a douche, Another boner in the night."

...and I also thought Elton was singing about electric boobs.

TMPletz said:

OMFG!!!

applekisses said:

TMPletz said:

Another misquoted song was called "Bad Moon on the Rise". A lot of people thought it was sung, "There's a bathroom on the right."

psychodelicide said:

YES! That's the other one I was thinking of!