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crass remark removed.
Sorry folks. It was funny but she might take offense. [Edited 3/28/06 18:16pm] | |
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Double dipping, snowballing, ac/dc, does it get any more perverted?  Jeux Sans Frontiers | |
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oh my lord 
i guess i didnt see that NSFW up there... opened it just as my daughter turned around... thankfully i closed it before she saw anything One of the best days of my life... http://prince.org/msg/100/291111
love is a gift 
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OK, now it's time for the straight brigade to share their hilarious and bizarre sex stories!  2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: OK, now it's time for the straight brigade to share their hilarious and bizarre sex stories!
i have just one funny story.... One of the best days of my life... http://prince.org/msg/100/291111
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So, so fake | |
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nakedpianoplayer said: SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: OK, now it's time for the straight brigade to share their hilarious and bizarre sex stories!
i have just one funny story....  Shit, where is the popcorn! Wanted: Virtual Sugar Daddy to help me buy stuff on Farmville and move up the ranks. Use of Viagra not authorized. Get your two minutes and go! | |
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ShySlantedEye1 said: nakedpianoplayer said: i have just one funny story.... Shit, where is the popcorn! check the sig for my fun story 
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ShySlantedEye1 said: nakedpianoplayer said: i have just one funny story.... Shit, where is the popcorn! hey girl  how are ya....
not sure if this story is all that funny, but it was funny as hell that night... 
i was in a hotel room, not the best of hotels mind you.. paid somewhere around 40 bucks for the night i think... we're totally getting it on.... all hot and passionate.... like crazy animal sex, right ? girl, i ripped the freakin headboard right outta the wall, it hit him in the head HARD
he makes this crazy pain noise.... but never stopped what he was doing.... we laughed so damn hard when it was over ! the room looked like HELL when we left ahhhhh, but that was such a fun night  One of the best days of my life... http://prince.org/msg/100/291111
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nakedpianoplayer said: ShySlantedEye1 said: Shit, where is the popcorn! hey girl how are ya....
not sure if this story is all that funny, but it was funny as hell that night...
i was in a hotel room, not the best of hotels mind you.. paid somewhere around 40 bucks for the night i think... we're totally getting it on.... all hot and passionate.... like crazy animal sex, right ? girl, i ripped the freakin headboard right outta the wall, it hit him in the head HARD
he makes this crazy pain noise.... but never stopped what he was doing.... we laughed so damn hard when it was over ! the room looked like HELL when we left ahhhhh, but that was such a fun night  Girl, you turn into She-Ra in the sack 2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: nakedpianoplayer said: hey girl how are ya....
not sure if this story is all that funny, but it was funny as hell that night...
i was in a hotel room, not the best of hotels mind you.. paid somewhere around 40 bucks for the night i think... we're totally getting it on.... all hot and passionate.... like crazy animal sex, right ? girl, i ripped the freakin headboard right outta the wall, it hit him in the head HARD
he makes this crazy pain noise.... but never stopped what he was doing.... we laughed so damn hard when it was over ! the room looked like HELL when we left ahhhhh, but that was such a fun night Girl, you turn into She-Ra in the sack man, i was SERIOUS about the dick that night  One of the best days of my life... http://prince.org/msg/100/291111
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nakedpianoplayer said: SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: Girl, you turn into She-Ra in the sack man, i was SERIOUS about the dick that night He was serious about the hey-nanny-nanoo if he didn't stop 2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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I have one! It is not my experience but my sister angel, Felicia!
Okay, my sister was dating this guy and he began to get on my sister's nerves a couple of weeks into the jump of it. Dude was pressuring my sister for sex and she didn't want too. Dumb ass didn't get the drift that she was on her period. So this guy was eager to give my sister oral sex but she kept telling him no once again. Halfway through foreplay my sister said fuck it go ahead with the oral sex. He was down there doing his business and my sister is trying not to laugh out loud. He thinks he is doing something but fact of the matter is she was laughing at him. She was wondering when he would taste the extra iron. She couldn't stop from laughing at him and told him to stop. He thought he was actually doing something and had the nerve to ask her how it was. She said it was okay and told him it was time for him to go. She rushed him out and did not let him get near a mirror. She even went into the bathroom to get him a towel. She said she wiped around his face and left the large clots on his face. She let this guy leave her house with that mess all over his face. Everytime I see this guy in the neighborhood, I crack up! He does not know why I call him M. D. It is short for Masengil Douche!  Wanted: Virtual Sugar Daddy to help me buy stuff on Farmville and move up the ranks. Use of Viagra not authorized. Get your two minutes and go! | |
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: nakedpianoplayer said: man, i was SERIOUS about the dick that night He was serious about the hey-nanny-nanoo if he didn't stop @the hey-nanny-nanoo
and hell yes he didnt stop, i woulda smacked him if he did ! One of the best days of my life... http://prince.org/msg/100/291111
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ShySlantedEye1 said: I have one! It is not my experience but my sister angel, Felicia!
Okay, my sister was dating this guy and he began to get on my sister's nerves a couple of weeks into the jump of it. Dude was pressuring my sister for sex and she didn't want too. Dumb ass didn't get the drift that she was on her period. So this guy was eager to give my sister oral sex but she kept telling him no once again. Halfway through foreplay my sister said fuck it go ahead with the oral sex. He was down there doing his business and my sister is trying not to laugh out loud. He thinks he is doing something but fact of the matter is she was laughing at him. She was wondering when he would taste the extra iron. She couldn't stop from laughing at him and told him to stop. He thought he was actually doing something and had the nerve to ask her how it was. She said it was okay and told him it was time for him to go. She rushed him out and did not let him get near a mirror. She even went into the bathroom to get him a towel. She said she wiped around his face and left the large clots on his face. She let this guy leave her house with that mess all over his face. Everytime I see this guy in the neighborhood, I crack up! He does not know why I call him M. D. It is short for Masengil Douche! oh girl
thats baaaaad  One of the best days of my life... http://prince.org/msg/100/291111
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ShySlantedEye1 said: I have one! It is not my experience but my sister angel, Felicia!
Okay, my sister was dating this guy and he began to get on my sister's nerves a couple of weeks into the jump of it. Dude was pressuring my sister for sex and she didn't want too. Dumb ass didn't get the drift that she was on her period. So this guy was eager to give my sister oral sex but she kept telling him no once again. Halfway through foreplay my sister said fuck it go ahead with the oral sex. He was down there doing his business and my sister is trying not to laugh out loud. He thinks he is doing something but fact of the matter is she was laughing at him. She was wondering when he would taste the extra iron. She couldn't stop from laughing at him and told him to stop. He thought he was actually doing something and had the nerve to ask her how it was. She said it was okay and told him it was time for him to go. She rushed him out and did not let him get near a mirror. She even went into the bathroom to get him a towel. She said she wiped around his face and left the large clots on his face. She let this guy leave her house with that mess all over his face. Everytime I see this guy in the neighborhood, I crack up! He does not know why I call him M. D. It is short for Masengil Douche! Shame!!!!! Blaming this shit on your sister  2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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nakedpianoplayer said: SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: He was serious about the hey-nanny-nanoo if he didn't stop @the hey-nanny-nanoo
and hell yes he didnt stop, i woulda smacked him if he did ! He knew better than to mess with She-Ra  2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: nakedpianoplayer said: @the hey-nanny-nanoo
and hell yes he didnt stop, i woulda smacked him if he did ! He knew better than to mess with She-Ra One of the best days of my life... http://prince.org/msg/100/291111
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nakedpianoplayer said: ShySlantedEye1 said: I have one! It is not my experience but my sister angel, Felicia!
Okay, my sister was dating this guy and he began to get on my sister's nerves a couple of weeks into the jump of it. Dude was pressuring my sister for sex and she didn't want too. Dumb ass didn't get the drift that she was on her period. So this guy was eager to give my sister oral sex but she kept telling him no once again. Halfway through foreplay my sister said fuck it go ahead with the oral sex. He was down there doing his business and my sister is trying not to laugh out loud. He thinks he is doing something but fact of the matter is she was laughing at him. She was wondering when he would taste the extra iron. She couldn't stop from laughing at him and told him to stop. He thought he was actually doing something and had the nerve to ask her how it was. She said it was okay and told him it was time for him to go. She rushed him out and did not let him get near a mirror. She even went into the bathroom to get him a towel. She said she wiped around his face and left the large clots on his face. She let this guy leave her house with that mess all over his face. Everytime I see this guy in the neighborhood, I crack up! He does not know why I call him M. D. It is short for Masengil Douche! oh girl
thats baaaaad Isd it me, or are girls really horny on their period? This girl i dated for about a year, got really horny on her period? | |
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thesexofit said: nakedpianoplayer said: oh girl
thats baaaaad Isd it me, or are girls really horny on their period? This girl i dated for about a year, got really horny on her period? It's a girl thing! Even this 2,000,000% faggot knows that  2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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I swear on everything I love my sister told us this one night when we were trashing our boyfriends. The messed up part was we were in Denny's and we were drunk. The tables around us emptied out quick. I guess they couldn't take it.  Wanted: Virtual Sugar Daddy to help me buy stuff on Farmville and move up the ranks. Use of Viagra not authorized. Get your two minutes and go! | |
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ShySlantedEye1 said: I swear on everything I love my sister told us this one night when we were trashing our boyfriends. The messed up part was we were in Denny's and we were drunk. The tables around us emptied out quick. I guess they couldn't take it.
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: ShySlantedEye1 said: I swear on everything I love my sister told us this one night when we were trashing our boyfriends. The messed up part was we were in Denny's and we were drunk. The tables around us emptied out quick. I guess they couldn't take it.
MD The smiley face has a red tongue! That shit is killing me! Wanted: Virtual Sugar Daddy to help me buy stuff on Farmville and move up the ranks. Use of Viagra not authorized. Get your two minutes and go! | |
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: thesexofit said: Isd it me, or are girls really horny on their period? This girl i dated for about a year, got really horny on her period? It's a girl thing! Even this 2,000,000% faggot knows that i've had sex with a girl who was on her period. In the shower and yes, blood was on the walls slightly as she was really "going at it". It sounds made up, but it happened. And no, i did not go down on her LOL | |
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Dude. Straight people are boring. Seattle Org Invasion July 28th-30th  http://www.prince.org/msg/2/177514
Third Annual MinneVasion Oct 20-22nd  http://www.prince.org/msg/2/183063 | |
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SeattleInvasion said: Dude. Straight people are boring.  
Their clubs are boring. Their sex is boring. | |
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Romera said: SeattleInvasion said: Dude. Straight people are boring.
Their clubs are boring. Their sex is boring. | |
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as for the link that sainty posted above: faux lesbianism, faux dickage and just all-around faux. 
i'm happy that i'm not straight, and this thread is a great example as to why. | |
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