Imago said:

Why did i go and get a really disgustingly greasy two piece feed from KFC for lunch? WHY?!?

are you ever coming to chicago?

brownsugar said:

GET your ass on yahoo now and find out!

thevoid888

2the9s said:

Nope!

emm said:

Full name: None of anyone’s business. Too many weirdo’s here. It’s Herman.
2. Birthday: Somewhere in February from 1971
3. Location: Amsterdam
4. Where else have u lived: Blaricum, short stint London, Hilversum, Alkmaar, Paris, Amsterdam.
5. School/mascot/colors: We don’t do that in Holland.
6. Zodiac sign: Aquarius
7. Shoe size: 43 Dutch.
8. Height: 6’3”/1.91
9. Weight: 92 kg.
10. Pets: Two cats.
11. Siblings: Youngest of four, one brother, two sisters. My sister is coming over tonight.
12. Eye color: dark brown
13. Hair color: raven black
14. Hair lenth: buzz cut right now
15. Ever died ur hair?: once, never again.
16. What color?: I got a blond shoeshine, just the tips of my ‘do’.
17. Grade: grade what?
18.Are u good in school?: I used to be. I loved school. One of my dreams is to be still in school.
19 Hobbies: I write. I read. I meet people
20. Nicknames: Hermie. Only real good friends are allowed to call me that.
21. What languages do you speak? Dutch and English fluently. Dabble in German and French.
22. Do you play sports? I used to row and swim, now I drink beer.
23. Where were you born? In Blaricum. The livingroom, actually.
24. Are you a night or a morning person? I like seeing the sun come up. Nothing like a fresh morning.
25. Are you ticklish? VERY….
26. Do you believe in god? I believe in nature. She will prevail, whatever we put her through.
27. Do you have any other screen names?: here? Yes. No secret ones, just ‘out-of-posts’-backups
28. What are they?: Telecaster and GooeyTheHamster. I might have forgotten some. I used to have fifteen.
29. Do you have braces?: No.
30. Do you have glasses/ contacts?: no. I always WANTED glasses though.

!!!!!getting personal!!!!!
31. What do you want to be when you grow up? Still don’t know. Writer?
32. What was the worst day of your life? The day my mum died.
33. What is your most embarrassing story? I always laugh when silly stuff happens.
34. What has been the best day of your life? This day. Tomorrow.
35. What comes first in your life? Loving life. Does not happen every day.
36. Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend/crush? Single. Got a crush though. We’ll see.
37. What are you most scared of?: Losing another loved one.
38. If you had an extra set of eyes were would you put them? Ermmm; EWWWWW.
39. What do you usually think about before you go to bed? Last night it was the smile on the face of the guy I got a crush on.
40. What do you regret the most?: Listening to other people. Follow your heart and run like the wind.
41. If you could be anything without consequences, what would u be?: I’ld be a vengeful god.

$$$$$favorites$$$$$
42. Movie: Amadeus
43. Song: right now; Love by Prince. All time fave, hard. Probably Telkens Weer by Willeke Alberti.
44. Band/group:
45. Store: Any Carhartt store
46. Relative: Probably my youngest sister, she is like my best friend.
47. Sport: Swimming
48. Vacation spot: Anywhere I can dive
49. Ice cream flavor: Vanilla
50. Fruit: Raspberry
51. Candy: crisps.
52. Car: Old timer Volvo’s
53. Class: huh?
54. Holiday: Diving, tanning on beach, wild water rafting.
55. Day of the week: The ones I do not have to work
56. Color: bleu, green.
57. Magazine: Lodown and Frame
58. Name for a girl; Caleande
59. Name for a boy: Colin
60.Sports team: I do not follow any team
61: month: August
62. Man athlete: maybe Robert Newberry.

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63. Female athlete: Don’t have one.
64. Actress: Jodie Foster, Glenn Close
65. Actor: I like Jake Gylenhaal’s choice of roles. Diverse.
66. Tv show: Gilmore Girls. I admit. The wittiness in the text. Coffee.
67. Web site: This one and another one I will keep to myself, even though I know Dawntreader visits the same and I gave a link to Gangstafam. I am bad that way.
68. Animal: sea otters.
69. E-mail buddy: Isten!
70. Joke: Don’t do jokes
71. Saying: “Self knowledge is the way that leads to wisdom.” – Jeremy Faulkner. Smart guy, he.
72. Word: the last word triggering a response was ‘fragrance’ according to my computer.
73. Brand of shoes: Right now, Gola.



74. Radio station: Only one! Girlbros radio. Doh.
75. Room in your house: Livingroom. It’s where I cuddle my cats and snooze off in the sun.
76. Concert you have been to: Meshell NdegéOcello’s jazz outing and Prince at the Bataclan in 2002. Was it 2002? I forget dates. During the ONA tour.
77. Cd: make it LP. I still love Sign The Times so much because of it’s great Laura LiPuma artdesign and amazing Jeff Katz photography.
78. President: Hahaha. All corrupt. Fuck ‘m all! Oprah 4 President!
79. Salad: the ones with pijboom pitten in it.
80. Meat: PORK!
81. Pizza topping: CHEESE! SALAMI!
82.State: of mind?
83. City: Amsterdam
84. Lake: Dunno. The Hut Van Mie? Hehehe. Ooh, and the unnamed polder ven where I used to go skinny dipping in summer.
85. Ocean: Pacific. Far away from humanity.
86. Place to be: obviously around someone that will make me feel even better than I feel now.
87. Smell: I would love to smell tosti’s right now. I am going to make some later on. In the frying pan.
88. Sound: Lying in bed, the wind and the rain outside. In nature, a place where you hear no human sounds. Just nature. Wind. Aninals.
89. Taste: X rated.
90. Feeling: the feeling you get when you fall in love, not with a boy or girl, but with the heavens above. Looooovesexy. Say ‘yes’
91. College: Oxford. Hehehe.
92. Number: 847
93. Book: Kruistocht In Spijkerbroek by Thea Beckman
94. Vacation spot: I would settle for Greece, but Natisse is making me say MELBOURNE 2007. She’s SO pushy.
95. Grandma: Oma Geijsel. She was not blood-related, but she had a big heart. The only grandma I ever had.
96. Grandpa: Grandpa Manus, my mom’s dad. I am named after him
97. Cereal: Nope. Yoghurt and cruesli

*~*~not so favorite~*~*
98. Car: the hummers in Amsterdam are preposterous.
99. Color: I do not like them Miami colours. They are too WEAK.
100. Teacher: my high school English teacher. She took the joy out of my fave subject.
101. Class: anything alpha.
102. Day of the week and why: the first day out of a work shift is always HELL
103. Holiday: I kinda dislike Christmas cuz it stresses so many people out.
104. Season: I like them all, sorry.
105. Month: March is an in between month. It’s not winter and it’s not spring. I want spring, damnit.
106. Sport: I hate running.
107. Sports team: I do not endorse one, now dislike one.
108.Male athlete: now that would be mean. Any person that cheats.
109. Female athlete: same as 108
110. Movie: them ‘real life’ movies. ~shiffers~
111. Actress: I cannot stand Meryl Streep somehow. Seeing her is making me want to hit her.
112. Actor: I love being wrong. The fellow playing Arquette’s husband on Medium I thought was whack, but this role is GREAT.
113. T.V. Show: I do not watch stuff I don’t like. I hate the fake shows on US tv that are being copied on Dutch tele. I hate the presenter of the ‘Wreck a house, make a sad family happy’ series. Can’t recall the name. Sad.
114. Web site: anything with revolting stuff on it, like decapitations. Horrid.
115. Food: cauliflower.
116. Drink: chemical juices.
117. Band: anything like Keane and stuff like that.
118. Male singer: Really dislike Dinant from Dutch band Kane. His wankingness radiates from the fake way he uses his vocal chords. Of course, people are buying it.
119. Female singer: Another Dutch singer. I love Anouk’s voice, but dislike her attitude. She always complains. I wanna hear her bleeding CELEBRATE life. Grow up,girl. Make more babies. Sing for your kids.
120. Animal: snails. They ooze. But that is just a minor dislike.
121. Store: anything corporate.
122. Video rental store: I don’t rent.
123. E-mail buddy: I only mail fun peeps.
124. Joke: racial jokes.
125. Saying:
126. Word: bipolar.
127. Brand of shoes: Don’t wear them if I no like them, so don’t know any hate brand.
128. Radio station: SlamFM, Radio 538. The radio stations for stupid people that like racist jokes.
129. Room in your house: my shower. The tiles are not waterproof so it makes my lego room wall mouldy. I hates it.
130. Concert you have been to: there was this UK band SO stoned that they could not play anything straight. Horrid. Everything outa tune.
131. Cd: I dislike glam country.
132. President: Any Bush, basically.
133. Salad: stale salad with too much of one thing.
134. Meat: the wiry meat.
135. Pizza topping: I like ‘m all.
136. State: any state that allows militia and KKK morons.
137. City: Every city has got it’s good and it’s bad. I still cannot walk through Rotterdam Central Station ever since ending up in a shooting there.
138. Lake: DUNNO!
139. Ocean: make it sea; I hate the North Sea cuz the surrounding countries, including Holland use it as dump.
140. Place to be: Work. Hates it. Pays the bills though.
141. Smell: cauliflower.
142. Sound: people using saws when you try to sleep in.
143. Taste: cauliflower.
144. Feeling: feeling lost in a crowd.
145. Letter: any letter of an ex is bad, basically.
146. Date: I had one a week back and the guy was SO shy it was like a pain to have a conversation. “So, what do you do?”
147. Book: I do not get Isten’s raving about House of Leaves, which was more form than content to me. It gave me headaches and I hated it when it would have me sitting with it upside down on the metro and people would look at you weird.
148. Vacation spot: touristy places.
149. Grandma: my dad’s mom was evil.
150. Grandpa: Just knew one.
151. Cereal: don’t DO cereal.

^^^^^in the past 24 hours have you^^^^^
152. Had a serious talk? Nope
153. Hugged someone? Yes.
154. Fought with a friend? No.
155. Cried? No.
156. Laughed? Yes. See 157.
157. Made someone laugh? Hell yes. Met a guy yesterday and we could not stop smiling at eachother!
158. Bought something? I bought the shoes of question 73! I love them!
159. Cut your hair? I was THINKING about it. It’s 4 mm now, it needs to be 1 mm.
160. Felt stupid? Yes.
161 talked to someone you love? I spoke to my sister on the phone about coming over tonight.
162. Missed someone? I miss people EVERY day. I miss Phil, I miss Muse.

?????have you ever?????
163. Done drugs? Yes. I was once borderline addict to coke and booz. Ooh, and E. too. It made me love the summer of 88, but it was SHIT kicking the habit in 89.
164. Eaten an entire box of oreos? What are those?
165. Been dumped? Yes. In 1998 I was in love with a guy waaay younger than I was…
166. Had someone be unfaithful to you? Yes.
167. Watched punky brewster? What’s that?
168. Hiked a mountain? Want to.
169. Stayed home on saturday night, just because? Often! I am a homebody!
170. Been in love? Several times. Answered twice.
171. Seen the white house? Don’t really want to. Centre of most global evil, in my opinion.
172. Seen the eiffel tower? I used to work around the corner. So yeah.
173. Tried smoking? I have been anti smoking all my life (my mother was chainsmoker) but strangely, 8 years back, I started craving ciggies when drunk in a nice way. That happens twice a year.
174. Drank alcohol? Was addicted to it. When I still drunk Vodka/OJ’s
175. Smoked marijuana? Once. Bad idea.
176. Played monopoly? I do not have the patience for long games.
178. Seen titanic? Yup, not a bad movie. Rollercoaster ride.
179. Kissed someone? Ermmm Did that yesterday.
180. French kissed someone? Did that yesterday too
181. Lost your virginity? Hehehe. Allover again, yesterday.
182. Tried a weight loss program? Noooo! I watch what I eat, but I am a single lazy white guy. CRISPIES!
183. Jumped on a trampoline? Oh hell, yeah. I love trampolines!
184. Visited another country? A few, yes. Germany, France, Belgium, Spain, Mexico.
185. Colored in a coloring book(and had fun)? Loooong time ago.
186. Had a bubble bath? Oooh, yes.
187. Been on a plane? Yup. How you think I go to Invasions?
188. Been on a boat? One of the best days of my life was spent on a boat.
189. Been on a train? Often, esp when I used to live in Paris.
190. Been in a car accident? If getting HIT by a car counts, then yes.
191. Ridden an elephant? Nope. GOOD idea!
192. Made a web page? No.
193. Played with barbies? Of course I did! I had two sisters!
194. Stayed up all night? I am borderline insomniac.
195. Shoved stuff under your bed to make your room look clean? I shove things into the spare room to make my house look tidy, does that count? I think it does.
196. Broken a bone? No!
197. Called a physchic or sex hotline? Both!
198. Watched jerry springer? Just once was enough.
199. Gotten in trouble for talking in class? Ermm, often.
200. Been afraid of the dark? Few times as an adult after having just woken up after a bad dream.
201. Been in the hospital(not visiting)? Never had to stay over as an adult.
202. Had stitches? No.
203. Dumped someone and regretted it? No.
204. Went out with more than one person at a time? Hehehe, I am bad, so yes.
205. Lied? Just little white lies.
206. Been arrested? No.
207. Fallen asleep in class? Yes.
208. Used food for something other than to eat? Ermmm no. No banana stories in my life.
209. Met a celebrity? Yes. Often, actually.
210. Broken the law? Yes. I was a little vandaliser when young. Thought it was kewl. It was, of course, utterly stupid. When I still tried to belong.
211. Ever loved someone so much it made you cry? Yes. Several times for several people.
212. Hated yourself? With a vengeance.
213. Been brokenhearted? So bad I could not communicate anymore, yes. I am emotional. I attach myself to people.
214. Broken someone’s heart? I had to do that once or twice.
215. Wanted to kill someone? No.
216. Fell off a chair?: Yes. I broke a chair once by just sitting on it.
217. Lap danced? No. That is silly.
218. Been in a fist fight? Not really. The only fist fights I have seen had me knocked out immediately. Wouldn’t call that ‘fights’, I am SUCH a pussy when violence is involved.
219. Been in a cat fight? Heheh. Nope.

~~~~~do you~~~~~
220. Like to give hugs? To people I am close with. Some peeps thing gay guys like to cuddle EVERYONE, which is NOT true.
221. Like to walk in the rain? Yes. Romantic.
222. Sleep with or without clothes on? Both happened.
223. Prefer black or blue pens? Blue.
224. Dress up on halloween? Is not really a big thing in Holland. Dressed up for carnival, yes. But I cannot remember what I dressed up as.
225. Have a job? I sell books.
226. Like to travel? I like lazy travel. Luxury.
227. Like someone? do they know? I like GJ, I think he caught my drift, yes.
228. Sleep on your side, tummy or back? I can only fall asleep on my tummy.
229. Think you’re attractive? With proper lighting I can look slightly acceptable.
230. Want to marry? who? “We don’t need no paper from the city hall, to keep us tied and true.”
231. Have a goldfish? Nope.
232. Ever have the falling dream? I remember having afalling into a wolf’s mouth dream when a little kid.
233. Have stuffed animals? A few. Memories. One given to me by my first bf. A piglet. He was pooh.
234. Go on vacation? Not often. I cannot save money.

*~*~other~*~*
235. Do you belive in the horoscopes: Depends on who draws them. I only believed two people’s horoscopes. The lady that thaught me tarot and a lady from a magazine that was ALWAYS dead on.
236. Do you like your handwriting: Proud of it.
237. If you could be anybody, who would you be and why: I used to have fantasies of being someone else, to escape certain dreary situations, but I learnt to cut that out. Now I like being myself.
238. What superhero would you be: Probably the silver surfer.
239.Do you have any piercings: I want one in my left nipple.

This one is fake;


240. Any tattoos: I want a BIG one of a koi
241. If so where: on my left shoulder, biceps, arm.
242. If not, where and what do you want: Huh?
243. Are you picky: yes, extremely.
244. What makes you cry: cruelty to animals.
245. What makes you mad: cruelty to animals.
246. What do you think of eminem: fuckable with original hair colour.
247. Who do you admire: people who know what they want.
248. Do you like cartoons: I like European graphic novels
249. Do you believe in the devil: Yes. It’s called humanity.
250. What is the one place you have to visit before you die: a place untouched by humanity. To see, experience and then leave it the hell alone. Anyone remember the thread Gangstafam posted about this untouched part of nature? That stuff gives me goosebumps.
251.What did you do today: nothing, really. I am hungover.
252. Where do you work: in a stupid bookstore.
253. Do you even have a job you lazy bum: yes.
254. Are your 'rents lame: huh? What?
255. Do you own a miniskirt: used to when I was a little boy! My father ran the community center and it had a stage. And therefore also a costume attic; I used to dress up there, but the Roman outfits with the leather skirts where my favourite. Telling, huh?
256. Do you floss: Three times a day after meals.
257. What is the farthest your have traveled: Mexico.
258. Who is a diva: Well, Tracy is the only real diva I know. I
259. What kind of shampoo do you use: I just shaved my head. So no shampoo
260. What about conditioner: nonono
261. Do you use big words to sound smart: I like language. Often people comment on how old fashioned my choice of words is sometimes.
262. When you get mad, do you swear a lot: I am a skilful swearer.
263. Got milk: no.
264. Do you have a magic 8 ball: no.
265. Name something that comes in threes: divinity. According to some. I don’t believe it though.
266. Ever worn black nail polish: no, I leave that to AB.
267. Do you have hairy arms: yes. I am hairy all over.
268. How many sheets are on your bed: one.
269. Whats under your bed: dust. A record player. Probably some socks.
270. Do you have your own tv and vcr: yes
271. Do you believe in fate: no.
272. Do you see dead people: no.
273. Are you a good speller: mediocre.
274. What is your lucky charm: Hehehe. I used to have lucky underwear.
275. Why do you drive on a parkway and park on a driveway: I don’t drive.
276. Do you like little kids: No.
277. Are you talented: yes.
278. If so, how: I write great songs.
279. Ever hugged a tree: yes.
280. Do you watch the weather channel while getting ready in your hotel room on vacation: I watch Dutch CeeFax every day to know what weather it’s going to be. I ride a bicicle and based on the forecast I decide if I am going to use public transport or bike.,
281. Do you ever steal anything from hotels: nope.
282. Ever seen a ghost: nope.
283. How about an alien: her name is Muse. She is divine.
284. Do you beleive in either of them: I believe in Muse.


%%%%what do you think about%%%%
285. Abortion: if properly considered. Yes.
286. Bill clinton: good president.
287. Smoking: not in my face.
288. Eating disorders: sad.
289. Rap: old skool
290. Jerry springer: stop it.
291. Suicide: again, sad.
292. South park: TREY! DO ME!
293. Summer: YES!
294. Tattoos: depends.
295. Peircing: depends
296. Make-up: Ilike natural.
297. Drinking: when moderated. Not like Phil, he swills.
298. Guys: Like m
299. Girls: Like m too.

The names part is stupid.

*~*~your friends~*~*
333. Friends: Angelique, Mariëlle, Joanne, Michael, Maria and Phil!
334. Best friend: I know Mariëlle the longest.
335. Spend most time with: lately Mariëlle, she is going to have a baby soon.
336. Best house: Mariëlle, she’s got a handy husband!
337. Funniest: I always laugh a lot with Phil.
338. Smartest: Joanne, she’s got her life on track
339. Hottest: Michael.
340. Strongest: Physically? Probably Phil. He’s used to be clubbed down by other men.
341. Most athletic: Prob Phil again. In his own way.
342. Knows you the best: Michael, Maria & Mariëlle, probably. They know how to read my every face. They can cut straight through my bullshit.
343. Most outgoing: Angelique and Phil. They know how to work a room!
344. Most shy: Michael.
345. Always negative: Michael.
346. Which one let the dogs out: Angelique and Phil. If any had dogs.
347. Most trustworthy: Joanne.
348. Most fun to be with: Phil.
349. Biggest flirt: hehehe. Phil.
350. Best dressed: Michael & Joanne.
351. Best eyes: Definately Michael
352. Most depressed: Michael!
353. One to gossip with: Angelique.
354. Sweetest: Don’t tell anyone; Phil.
355. Who has the best room: ‘room’? I know Phil’s got a nice house.
356. Who follows you: Hehehe. No one!
357. Who do you follow: No one!
358. Who do you pretend to like but cant stand: No one on this list.
359. Do you make friends easily: people think I do, but I make buddies easily. I do not let anyone easily into my life. All the peeps on the list I had NO problem with letting into my life from moment one.
360. Are you intimidated by any of your friends: all of them do. They all push envelopes, if that’s what you call it in English.
361. If u were stranded on a desert island then who, out of your friends, would u want to be there with u: Angelique; she is handy. She can build a hut big enough so the others can come and strand with us.
362.Who do u think would help u the most if u were in trouble: Michael and Phil.
363. Who do u think would risk their life to save yours: All of them.
364. Who is the most popular: probably Phil, He’s a crowd pleaser, hehehe.
365. Who is the most unpopular: Michael always clashes with lesbians.
366.Who do u want to go to college with: Mariëlle. In ONE class this time!
367. Who do u wish could be part of your family: I consider these people to be family.
368. Who is the biggest junk food junkie: Me and Phil.
369. Who would do anything for 1 million bucks: Michael. And myself of course.
370. Who do u think has the nicest siblings: Joanne.
371. Who do u think has the nicest mom: I do not know Phil’s mom, but the others are ALL great!
372. Who do u think has the nicest dad: Hehehe, dads are probably a problem in most of these people’s families; Michael’s.
373. Who do you have the most inside jokes with: Mariëlle and Maria. I know them so well that all we have to do is look at eachother and smile. Phil’s catching up too.

*~*~which way would you spell it~*~*
374. Megan or meghan: Megan
375. Lacey or lacy: Lacy
376. Steven or stephen: Stephen
377. Kurt or curt: Kurt
378. Caryn or karen: Karen!
379. Mark or marc: Mark
380. Brandi or brandy: Brandy
381. Eric or erik: Erik
382. Corrine or carine: Corrine
383. Kari or carrie: Carrie!
384. Jackie or jackqui: Jackie
385. Deseray or desirae: Desireé, actually. Spell it right or not at all.
386. Jayde or jade: Jade
387. Amy or aimee: Both
388. Bradi or brady: Brady
389. Chelsea or chelsey: Chelsea
390. Katelyn or kaitlyn: Caitlin
391. Ashley or ashleigh: Both
392. Geoffrey or jeffrey: I like Geoffrey better
393. Their or there: depends on the usage. I dislike cyberspeak. I even adjusted a few questions. Like ‘There views’ should be “their views”, D’oh!
394. Two, too, or to: See 393.
395. Here or hear: See 393

&&&&this or that&&&&
396. Pierced nose or tongue? Tongue. I only kissed girls with tongue piercings. But that is SEXAY.
397. Be serious or funny? I rather laugh the pain away.
398. Single or taken? I am used to being single. Keeping an eye open, though.
399. Simple or complicated? Simple.
400. Law or anarchy? I like law.
401. Mtv or vh1? None
402. 7th haven or dawson’s creek? None
403. Sugar or salt? Dependsssss.. sugar, prob.
404. Silver or gold? Silver, definately
405. Tongue or belly button ring? Belly button rings look SO tacky! Sorry for anyone who has one, but that’s my view.
406. Chocolate or flowers? Choc.
407. Angels or miracles? I do not believe in either, but in the divinity in people.
408. Color or black-and-white photos? b/w
409. Sunrise or sunset? Sunrise.
410. M&m’s or skittles? M&M crunchies.
411. Rap or rock? ROCK!
412. Stay up late or sleep in? BOTH!
413. Tv or radio? Radio then.
414. Hot or cold? HOT… beach….naked
415. Tall members of the opposite sex or short? As I am gay I suppose I am talking about men. Most often I like taller or as tall, but I have been known to be smitten with shorter guys. Never REALLY shorter guys, though.
416. Sun or moon? I am a melancholic. Moon.
417. What time is it? A loooong time after I started this. I am starting to regret this.
418. Diamond or ruby? Ruby.
419. Left or right? Left. See piercing/tat question.
420. 10 acquaintances or 1 bestfriend? One best firend.
421. Vanilla or chocolate? Awwww, HARD! Vanilla.
422. Kids or not? Why not?
423. Cat or dog? Both.
424. Half empty or half full? Full.
425. Mustard or ketchup? Mayonaise! I am Dutch, common!
426. Newspaper or magazine? Magazine. FRAME!
427. Spring or fall? I love them both equally for different reasons

428. Give or receive? I like to give presents, but receive love, lol
429. Rain or snow? Rain.
430. Lace or satin? None, sissy stuff. COTTON!
431. A year of hot sex or a lifetime of friendship? Friendship.
432. Happy or sad? Happy.
433. Corduroy or plaid? Curduroy!
434. Wonder or amazement? Amazement.
435. Sneakers or sandals? Sneakers. Sandals would be better, though. I got smelly feet.
436. Mcdonalds or burger king? Burger King ALL THE WAY. Twister Fries!
437. Blondes or brunettes? I dare any non-blonde to be natural in the face of all expectations.
438. Mexican or italian food? Italian.
439. Lights on or off? On with certain people.
440. Duct tape or scotch tape? Scotch.
441. Candy or soda? Soda.
442. A house in the woods or the city? Woods.
443. Pepsi or coke? Cocal cola. Pepsi is horrid.
444. Nike or adidas? Adidas.



<333*~*~love life~*~* <333
445. Do you have a crush: a big one right now.
446. Whats his or her name: None of your business.
447. How old are they: also 35.
448. How long have you liked him or her: Hehehe. I just met him yesterday, so ONE day.
449. If you could kiss anyone in the world, who would it be: see previous answers.
450. If you could date anyone in the world, who would it be: I ain’t telling.
451. What is the biggest turn off: passivity.
452. What is the biggest turn on: a swell kisser.
453. Do you prefer being the dumper or the dumpee: LoL for after? The dumper. So I feel guilty, but not sad.
454. Do you think there is a person for everyone: there are MORE persons for everyone!
455. If yes, do you know who yours is: I had two, I am open minded for a third!
456. Where is the best place to be kissed: in private.
457. Where is the most romantic place to take a date: my place.
458. Do you believe in love at first sight: no. Lust at first sight is often mistaken for love. Love needs to grow.
459. Have you ever been in love: yes.
460. What do you think love is: Love is trust.
470. Do you have a b/f or g/f: no, I am single.
471. Do you want one: not desperately. Open minded is a better term.
472. How long have you been together: I had two relationships; first seven years, second eight. Both with men that could not commit, though, so they were both on and off relations.
473. What do you like about your crush: his joy in life.
474. When was your first kiss: yesterday evening, half past nine. Lots of kisses followed.

<3* 4 girls only!!*<3 PFFFT!
475. What do you look for in a guy? A trust worthy character, a sparkle in the eyes, a naughty smile.
476. Tough or hardcore guys? Well, let’s combine this and next question by saying I like best of both world; I want a guy that is able to fuck the living daylights outa me and then cuddles me afterwards, deal?
477. Sweet or innocent guy? See 476
478. Smart or athletic guys? Don’t care. It’s how they carry themselves. I have seen unsexy athletic guys and sexy fat ones.
488. Favorite cologne on a guy? Just a good natural man smell. Fresh sweat on my lips.
489. Best gift a guy could give? His trust.
490. Flowers. . . Sweet or wasteful? Sweet. I like flowers. Esp tulips.
491. Sweetest guy you know? Phil. Marry me, Phil.


~*~*~past~*~*~
501. First grade teacher's name: Miss Lily.
502. Last word you said: BYE!
503. Last song you sang: Telkens Weer.
504. Last meal you ate: ermmm. Not exactly a meal, more a snack.
505. Favorite childhood cartoon: Suske & Wiske

506. What did you hate most about skool: nasty teachers. Being teased for not belonging to any group. Group mentality, being tricked into believing I should belong too.
507. Last person you flipped off: flipped off? Ow, given the finger? The guy that tried to run me down yesterday.
508. Last song stuck in your head: Sunrise by Norah Jones. Sweet melancholic song. Love it lots.
509. What line/verse: from the song?
Sunrise
Sunrise
Looks like morning in your eyes
But the clock's held 9:15 for hours
510. Last time you were burned: can’t remember
511. How: so…
512. Last time you bled: two days ago, a torn nail. Bled like a pig.
513. Favorite game show as a child: Battlestar Galactica.

*~*~present~*~*

514. What's in your cd player: in my MD player, a collection of my favourite songs.
515. What color sox are you wearing: stripey socks; yellow and grey.
516. What's under your bed: I already answered that, oh you forgetful one.
517. What's the weather like: It’s VERY windy, but sunny, nice behind glass.
518. What is on your wall calender (i.E. Curious george, magnetic poetry): Dutch magnetic poetry on fridge. A sample sentence;

Let the next summer float.

519. What time did you wake up today: several times. I got woken up by a chainsaw. Then another neighbour pounded on the wall and the culprit stopped, so I fell asleep again. I tried to sleep in, but I was TOO hungover.
520. Did you think it was earlier, later, or on time: too late, probably.

*~*~future~*~*
521. Who do you want to marry: The man I love.
522. Are you going to college: I should. This time Industrial Design, maybe architecture.
523. If so, how long do you want to go: Until I can do the job.
524. Where do you want to go: Would sure love Italy or Spain.
525. What is your career going to be: I have never been ambitious. So dunno.
526. Where are you going to live: I am content in my apartment. So are my cats; they are reclining in the sun in front of the windows.
257. How many kids do you want: I would be happy with just one, more are welcome.
528. Kids names girls: Dunno. I like Hebrew names.
529. Kids names boys: So, same here.
530. Where do you want to spend your honeymoon: next to someone I love… then it doesn’t matter, does it?
531. What kind of car will you have: Who cares!
532. What kind of house will you have: One big enough for our dreams and aspirations!

533. Do you like this survey? It’s a bit tiresome, thank you. You can’t really spell and some questions are repeated and/or stupid. But I kinda like it anyways.
534. Is this one of the best surveys you’ve ever taken? No.
535. How about the most unique? Just the longest. In no other way unique.
536. Have you gotten most of these questions on another survey? Are you talking to yourself now?
537. Do you like to answer questions? Yes, I do. I would spill everything when interrogated IMMEDIATELY.
538. Are you getting annoyed with this survey? At times. When you ask stupid questions like these.
539. If you are, are you gonna delete questions off of the bottom cuz ur bored? I already deleted questions that were TOO stupid, like the name questions.
540. Whats your favorite kind of tree? Big, climbable ones.
541. When you look at a person with lime green tights on, whats the first thing that comes to your head? ‘Peter Pan’. And ‘Grow Up’.

whats the first thing that comes to your head when you hear/see:::


542. A laptop: irritating
543. A mismatched person: hehehe
544. A guy with long hair: FASHION POLICE n GET A HAIRCUT!
545. A guy with spiked hair: good for you
546. A girl with spiked hair : brave
547. A tree with no leaves : awwww
548. A couch with a sheet over it : tacky
549. Ronnie: huh?
550. Raphael : nice painting
551. A guy wearing a necklace: oh please!
552. A girl wearing a hat: kewl!
553. A mall: I shun them.
556. Abercrombie and fitch: tacky
557. Aeropostale: dictionary?
558. Hot topic: oh really?
559. Pacific sun: Oh, I wish.
560. Saved by the bell: Christopher
561. Boy meets world: Never heard of it.
562. Beverly hills 90201: BRENDAAAA!
563. A stereo system: PLAY
564. A gun: sad
565. Someone shout out “i’m eating peanuts!!!”: asshole
566. Someone shout out “i have to pee!!”: asshole
567. Someone shout out “whats the answer?!”: asshole
568. A desk: write
569. A teacher: blackboard
570. A doctor: weird smell
571. What do you think of the questions they make you answer at the doctors office?: always about money
572. Do you like the number 10? No better than 7
573. What about 5? No better than ten
574. Are you getting really bored now? yes
575. Are you annoyed? yes
576. How many questions do you think this survey should have? Like fifty
579. What are your last words? You asked already.
580. Thats nice, the survey HUH?
581. Do you have to pay bills? Yes
582. Do you want to pay bills? No
583. How do you think your parents feel when they have to pay bills? I am an orphan.
584. Do you do your own laundry? Yes.
585. Do you clean all the bathrooms in your house? Yes,
586. How many bathrooms are in your house? One
587. How many tv’s are in your house? Three. Just one works every now and then
588. How many phones are in your house? Two.
589. How many tables are in your cafeteria? don’t say no! count! picture it! count!!: I do not have a cafeteria. What house has a cafeteria?
590. How many beds are in your house? One
591. How many couches are in your house? One
592. What are you thinking about right now? For Christ sakes.
593 how many desks are in your math class? I do not have math class.
594. Do you get a lot of math homework? Ow, get a nasty disease,you.
595. Do you hang out with your friends a lot? Not as much as I would like to, as I am not an American teenager.
596. Are you getting sick of this survey? I can assure you that when you have to ask this like FIVE times the last hundred questions, then YES.
597. Have you seen clueless? Yes.
598. What are your opinions of that movie? It’s absolutely freaking classic, you know?
599. Did you think when you first started watching it that cher and josh were gonna get hooked up? Of course, it is an American movie, so D’OH!
600. Did you think that christian was gay? Now that is a stupid question.
601. I did. If you didn’t, do you think you’re a tard? And that is totally stopid.
602. If you had to pick a religion to be, what would you be? A sea otter, thank you.
603. What are you thinking about right now? Shoot to kill.
604. What is your favorite store in the mall nearest you? We don’t have many malls in Amsterdam, thank Sea Otter. We have at least some individuality.
605. How long does it take to get to the mall nearest you? Don’t care.
606. What is the mall called? Couldn’t care less.
607. Do they have a store called belk’s or filenes? No.
608. How about a major sports store? Stop the mal questions.
609. Is there a pet shop? Really.
610. Whats your all time favorite font? Sylfaen right now.
611. What do you like better, lap tops or computers? Computers. Lap tops break.
612. Spaghetti or ziti? Spaghetti
613. Macaroni w/cheeze or w/sauce? BOTH.
614. Paintings or photos? BOTH
615. Stripes or solids? What?
616. Basements or attics? Attics.
617. Do you like crushes because of their looks or personality? Crushes are about looks. Grow up.
618. Life or no life? Ermmm. You are a no life for asking and I am because I answered like 600 questions.
619. Individual or just like everyone else? Individual, fun you should ask, you mal fetishist.
620. Loud or quiet? Hush.
621. Shy or rambunctious? I am the last.
622. Refrigerator or freezer? Fridge.
623. Carpet or tile? Warmed tiles.
624. Marble or wood? Wood
625. Plaid or stripes? Still don’t know what you mean by that.
626. Stripes or dots? Stripes.
627. Dots or lines? lines
628. Now what time is it? Too late to stop.
629. Monopoly or life? Is life a game? Then NONE. Catan.
630. Uno or skip-bo? I am too irritated to look these up.
631. Beauty and the beast or aladdin? Aladdin. If you mean Disney movies.
632. Toy story 1 or toy story 2? The second.
633. Armageddon or deep impact? Both cheese. Deep Impact cuz it made Teah Leoni DIE.
634. You’ve got mail or ever after? Ever After is CLASSIC.
635. Sound of muzick or my fair lady? Sound Of Music.
636. Bsb or n*sync? The one with Justin in it.
637. Dawn or sunny? Dawn
638. Light or dark? Dark. Feel.
639. Top or bottom? BOTTOM! Mostly.
640. Higher or lower? Deeper. Common, I am gay.
641. Left or right? Left. Asnwered that one already.
642. Big or small? It isn’t about size.
643. Dad or mom? Definitely mom.
644. Sitcoms or movies? Depends. Girlmore Girls are divine.
645. Tv movies or real movies? Real movies.
646. Scanner or xerox machines? I wish I had a scanner.
647. Church or mass? Tear churches down, please.
648. Boat or canoe? Canoe. Silence.
649. Ocean or lake? Ocean.
650. Are you sick of this survey yet? I take the fifth.
651. A lot? And the sixth. Is there a sixth?
652. More than you were b4 or the same? I am kind of in the middle about that.
653. Do you want me to stop now? Yes please.
654. Are you sure? Pretty please?
655. Okay, do you have any final thoughts? Yeah, sod off.

656. Do you have more younger friends or older friends? Younger.
657. Look!! its question 657!!!!! : I see. I skipped a few, so your count is inaccurate.
658. Is this one of the longest surveys you’ve taken? Sure is.
659. Is it the longest? Yes, yes.
660. Is it interesting? Not really.
661. Would you ever like someone 3 years younger than you? Hehehe. I stretched to 13 years, so…
662. When you like someone, do you tell them right away? These days I do. Why waste time?
663. Do you wait for signs? Like an angel waving over someone’s head yelling THIS IS HIM? Then no. Grow up.
664. Whats your favorite letter of the alphabet? The letter “G” in long hand
665. Do you think that z is a cool letter? Yes, but not to write.
667. So, do you have any final words? For you? Hell yes I do.
668. Say something great about the person who sent you this here: really, thank you.
669. What time is it now? Too late to kill you off.

How long did that take to fill out??!!

Simply why?

Sweeny79 said:

I didn't try to fill it out in one sit. It's actually quite boring, hence the pictures dispeersed through my answers.

HamsterHuey said:

You're making this thread about you!!!






































Well, since it's about you now, are you still me boo?

If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

Imago said:

Are you the same person that offered me to JerseyKRS and was petitioning to become someone else's boo?

applekisses said:

soon. very soon.

emm said:

mdiver said:

Well if this were a philosophy class, I think I'm supposed to answer "why not".

But being that it is a very open ended question, could you narrow it down?

JDINTERACTIVE said:

fuck you

HamsterHuey said:

yes, and I'm sorry.

Oh sweet Jesus Herman, move your hands!

If an apple falls of a tree and hits you in the head, will you make some cheesecake?

If Florida has a lot of orange groves, why do birds sing?

When the shit hits the fan, will you buy the toilet paper?

If an apple falls of a tree and hits you in the head, will you make some cheesecake?
There is a very weak positive correlation between the two. Moreover, becuase of the laws of dependent origination, the usual theories on causation do not apply, and it is impossible to connect the two occurances with total confidence.

If Florida has a lot of orange groves, why do birds sing?
Florida does not have alot of orange groves. It is now one giant stucco ghetto with sprinklings of infested amusement parks

When the shit hits the fan, will you buy the toilet paper?
see my above comment on dependent origination [/quote]


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