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PrintableCaptainChaos said: Do we really thank hookers enough for what they do? Think of what they give of themselves to provide pleasure to the masses. I know that, besides my hefty tips, I have never really expressed my gratitude to the various hos, hookers, and prostitutes that I have patronized so here is a list of beautiful people I would like to thank for the 15 minutes to an hour they gave me.
The Captain salutes the following: Abbie (See also "Flabby Abbie") Agatha Aimee Ak (Eskimo hos are the bomb!) Alberta (Canadian--Had a threeway with her and Toronto in Montreal) Alice (Both Skinny Alice and Moody Alice) Alicia Amy Angel Angela Angelita Annie Anita Apples Aretha Areola (probably not her real name) Ashley Assmaster (please don't ask about this one) Azalae These are just the A's. More gratitude to come later. You can skip right to the "S"s  2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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yeh like no one from here as never taken money to do something they ordinarily wouldnt do | |
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Have we talked enough about trannie hookers here because I would like to open the floor for discussion.
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: cinnamonjo said: Damnit that was hi-larious. The original post and the reply! Hey cin My skills are so good people want to pay me 
 HEY Supa!!! I'm back fr. my short hiatus!!! U must have definite skills if he felt the need... Dynamic Savior Said: Also, do you think that ugly people are God's cruel joke on humanity (like the platypus and the heterosexual) or another form of population control? | |
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: One time I hooked up with an older guy at an LA club. We went back to his place and I whipped his ass with my skills
After we were done, he reached over to his nightstand, grabbed his wallet and pulled out three $100 bills. He handed them to me
 what is that for?
You're "working" aren't you"? NO!  ....*hands back the money*
*pushes money back*....well you deserve it But I told you, I'm not a hustler....*hands money back again* that's OK. I want you to keep it, you deserve it 
With that, I put that shit in my pocket! 
I told that story to a friend once and his bar acquantence looked at me all self righteous and said "You do realize, that makes you a whore right?" 
That makes me a rich whore  same thing happened to me. but i only got 50 guilders (20 dollars) out of it. damn.  yes SIR! | |
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dawntreader said: SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: One time I hooked up with an older guy at an LA club. We went back to his place and I whipped his ass with my skills
After we were done, he reached over to his nightstand, grabbed his wallet and pulled out three $100 bills. He handed them to me
what is that for?
You're "working" aren't you"? NO! ....*hands back the money*
*pushes money back*....well you deserve it But I told you, I'm not a hustler....*hands money back again* that's OK. I want you to keep it, you deserve it
With that, I put that shit in my pocket!
I told that story to a friend once and his bar acquantence looked at me all self righteous and said "You do realize, that makes you a whore right?"
That makes me a rich whore same thing happened to me. but i only got 50 guilders (20 dollars) out of it. damn. You'll graduate one day 
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: dawntreader said: same thing happened to me. but i only got 50 guilders (20 dollars) out of it. damn. You'll graduate one day
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