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FOR HOOKERS ONLY...I SAAAID...HOOKERS ONLY Why don't hookers charge in 15 minute intervals?
Why don't hookers take coupons? Why can't I ever seem to get a "freebie" on my birthday? Why do hookers look at me funny when I say I am really big on foreplay? Is there a Master's or Doctoral program in pimpology? What's the dental plan like for hookers? How could we, as a society, get this improved? Why do hookers have to check my credit score first before they agree to a "date"? Why does it burn when I urinate? | |
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Am I just not grasping the exclusionary thread genre very well? | |
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One time I hooked up with an older guy at an LA club. We went back to his place and I whipped his ass with my skills  After we were done, he reached over to his nightstand, grabbed his wallet and pulled out three $100 bills. He handed them to me
 what is that for?
You're "working" aren't you"? NO!  ....*hands back the money*
*pushes money back*....well you deserve it But I told you, I'm not a hustler....*hands money back again* that's OK. I want you to keep it, you deserve it 
With that, I put that shit in my pocket! 
I told that story to a friend once and his bar acquantence looked at me all self righteous and said "You do realize, that makes you a whore right?" 
That makes me a rich whore  2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: One time I hooked up with an older guy at an LA club. We went back to his place and I whipped his ass with my skills
After we were done, he reached over to his nightstand, grabbed his wallet and pulled out three $100 bills. He handed them to me
what is that for?
You're "working" aren't you"? NO! ....*hands back the money*
*pushes money back*....well you deserve it But I told you, I'm not a hustler....*hands money back again* that's OK. I want you to keep it, you deserve it
With that, I put that shit in my pocket!
I told that story to a friend once and his bar acquantence looked at me all self righteous and said "You do realize, that makes you a whore right?"
That makes me a rich whore
omg! |
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: One time I hooked up with an older guy at an LA club. We went back to his place and I whipped his ass with my skills
After we were done, he reached over to his nightstand, grabbed his wallet and pulled out three $100 bills. He handed them to me
what is that for?
You're "working" aren't you"? NO! ....*hands back the money*
*pushes money back*....well you deserve it But I told you, I'm not a hustler....*hands money back again* that's OK. I want you to keep it, you deserve it
With that, I put that shit in my pocket!
I told that story to a friend once and his bar acquantence looked at me all self righteous and said "You do realize, that makes you a whore right?"
That makes me a rich whore
omg! | |
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: One time I hooked up with an older guy at an LA club. We went back to his place and I whipped his ass with my skills
After we were done, he reached over to his nightstand, grabbed his wallet and pulled out three $100 bills. He handed them to me
what is that for?
You're "working" aren't you"? NO! ....*hands back the money*
*pushes money back*....well you deserve it But I told you, I'm not a hustler....*hands money back again* that's OK. I want you to keep it, you deserve it
With that, I put that shit in my pocket!
I told that story to a friend once and his bar acquantence looked at me all self righteous and said "You do realize, that makes you a whore right?"
That makes me a rich whore  Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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oops [Edited 3/27/06 11:08am] | |
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: One time I hooked up with an older guy at an LA club. We went back to his place and I whipped his ass with my skills
After we were done, he reached over to his nightstand, grabbed his wallet and pulled out three $100 bills. He handed them to me
what is that for?
You're "working" aren't you"? NO! ....*hands back the money*
*pushes money back*....well you deserve it But I told you, I'm not a hustler....*hands money back again* that's OK. I want you to keep it, you deserve it
With that, I put that shit in my pocket!
I told that story to a friend once and his bar acquantence looked at me all self righteous and said "You do realize, that makes you a whore right?"
That makes me a rich whore I love capitalism! | |
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Muse2NOPharaoh said: oops
[Edited 3/27/06 11:08am] Hookers only. | |
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(Checking out all the hookers posting on this thread.) | |
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sextonseven said:
(Checking out all the hookers posting on this thread.) |
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sextonseven said:
(Checking out all the hookers posting on this thread.) And you posting makes you.....? 
 2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: sextonseven said:
(Checking out all the hookers posting on this thread.) And you posting makes you.....?
That's why I didn't post in the 'For Gay Men' only thread. | |
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waiting for GaryTheNoTrashCougar's mom to post. | |
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sinisterpentatonic said: waiting for GaryTheNoTrashCougar's mom to post.
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: sinisterpentatonic said: waiting for GaryTheNoTrashCougar's mom to post.
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You are all a bunch of hookers...that's why I love you people!!! | |
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CaptainChaos said: You are all a bunch of hookers...that's why I love you people!!!
It's just one big ol' prince.orgy 'round here. | |
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To All The Hos I've Loved Before
A Loving Tribute From the Captain and the Admiral (Captain) To all the hos I've loved before I have known some really great whores I'm glad they came along I dedicate this song To all the hos I've loved before (Admiral) To all the hos I once caressed Thank you for letting me feel your breasts For helping my member grow I owe a lot I know To all the hos I've loved before (Captain) The winds of change are always blowin' And every time I try to stay The winds are not the only thing blowin' Hos just carry me away (Admiral) To all the hos who filled my nights I know most of them have crappy lives I'm glad they came along I dedicate this song To all the hos I've loved before (Captain) To all the hos who put out for me Who filled my nights with ecstasy They live within my heart Or maybe a lower part Thanks to all the hos I've loved before (Admiral) The winds of change are always blowin' And every time I try to stay The winds are not the only thing blowin' Hos just carry me away (Together) To all the hos we've loved before We've traveled through the front and back doors We're glad they came along We dedicate this song To all the hos we've loved before | |
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Cap'n, why don't you post on Jasmine's birthday thread?! | |
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2the9s said: Cap'n, why don't you post on Jasmine's birthday thread?!
Um, suppose I could except I'm too busy talking about hookers. I'm damn one dimensional sometimes. | |
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CaptainChaos said: 2the9s said: Cap'n, why don't you post on Jasmine's birthday thread?!
Um, suppose I could except I'm too busy talking about hookers. I'm damn one dimensional sometimes. You should branch out and talk to Jasmine! She's a lady! | |
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So AB, what's it like being a gay hooker? He should be here shortly... | |
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CaptainChaos said: SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: One time I hooked up with an older guy at an LA club. We went back to his place and I whipped his ass with my skills
After we were done, he reached over to his nightstand, grabbed his wallet and pulled out three $100 bills. He handed them to me
what is that for?
You're "working" aren't you"? NO! ....*hands back the money*
*pushes money back*....well you deserve it But I told you, I'm not a hustler....*hands money back again* that's OK. I want you to keep it, you deserve it
With that, I put that shit in my pocket!
I told that story to a friend once and his bar acquantence looked at me all self righteous and said "You do realize, that makes you a whore right?"
That makes me a rich whore I love capitalism! Damnit that was hi-larious. The original post and the reply! Dynamic Savior Said: Also, do you think that ugly people are God's cruel joke on humanity (like the platypus and the heterosexual) or another form of population control? | |
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cinnamonjo said: CaptainChaos said: I love capitalism! Damnit that was hi-larious. The original post and the reply! Hey cin  My skills are so good people want to pay me
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Do we really thank hookers enough for what they do? Think of what they give of themselves to provide pleasure to the masses. I know that, besides my hefty tips, I have never really expressed my gratitude to the various hos, hookers, and prostitutes that I have patronized so here is a list of beautiful people I would like to thank for the 15 minutes to an hour they gave me.
The Captain salutes the following: Abbie (See also "Flabby Abbie") Agatha Aimee Ak (Eskimo hos are the bomb!) Alberta (Canadian--Had a threeway with her and Toronto in Montreal) Alice (Both Skinny Alice and Moody Alice) Alicia Amy Angel Angela Angelita Annie Anita Apples Aretha Areola (probably not her real name) Ashley Assmaster (please don't ask about this one) Azalae These are just the A's. More gratitude to come later. | |
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