I think Funkpill would approve of this.

An old black man lived alone in the country. He wanted to dig his
yearly collard green garden, but it was always very hard work for him
because the ground was hard. His only son, Junebug Jankins III, who used
to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and
described his predicament.

Dear Junebugg Jankins the III,
I am feeling pretty bad because it look like I won't be able to plant
my collard green garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be
digging up a garden plot. If you were here my troubles would be over. I
know you would dig the plot for me.
Love Dad

A few days later he received a letter from his son...

Dear Daddy Jankins,
Whatever you do, don't dig up that garden. That's where I buried the
BODIES.

Love Junebugg Jankins III

At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug
up the entire area without finding any bodies. ! They apologized to the
old man and left.

That same day the old man received another letter from his son...

Dear Daddy Jankins,
You can go ahead and plant the collard greens now. That's the best I
could do under the circumstances.

Love Junebugg III

awww.

Jankins

I had to read that three times before I got it.

Romera said:

lol that's because your mind is still thinking about that other thread

good one sin i wonder where funky has been today?

emm said:

i talked to him today, hes at work



and that was a cute joke

LOL. I like it.

looks like Mr. Jenkins is gonna be a collie green eating mofo this year!

this reminds me, i haven't had collard greens in the longest time...i miss 'em.

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

you should drop by my momma's house this summer, she can hook 'em up.

DONT MIND ME ORG HUMPIN!

paisleypark4 said:

i think you're on the wrong thread.

sinisterpentatonic said:

YE TI TEEEEE!

paisleypark4 said:

paisleypark4 said:

this joke has made me hungry.

That'z quite a cute joke actuallyz!!

that's actually very heartwarming! if the son was so smart how'd he end up in prison?

charlottegelin said:

LOL true that!!