What's your favourite swear word? I'm quite a fan of 'Bollocks!' especially when it's with feeling.

_FUCK_ 'cause you can use it in a good way and in a bad one....

andykeen said:

Unacceptable Im afraid as slong isnt technically a swear word.

'fuck' is my favorite swear word...actually i think its my favorite WORD period.



its "THE multi-purpose" word...


Uses of the word Fuck
FUCK is an international word. It doesn't matter where you are in the world, everyone knows exactly what you mean when you say "Fuck Off".

It's the atmosphere it creates, that's why you will never read something like:

"Fuck off", he hinted.

Grammatical Usage
In language, "fuck" falls into many grammatical categories, making it one of the most versatile words in the English language.

It can be used as a verb, both transitive (John fucked Jane) and intransitive (John and Jane fucked). It can be an active verb (John fucked Jane) or a passive verb (Jane was fucked by John). Or an adverb (Jane is a fucking bastard) and a noun (Jane is a terrific fuck). It can be used as an adjective (Jane is fucking beautiful).

Further Structures
As you can see there are few words with the versatility of "fuck". Besides its sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used to describe many situations.

Greetings "How the fuck are you?"
Fraud "I was fucked by the McDonalds Drive Through."
Dismay "Oh, fuck it."
Trouble "Well, I guess I'm fucked again."
Aggression "Fuck you!!!"
Disgust "Fuck me!!!"
Confusion or Disbelief "What the fuck....?"
Diffuclty "I don't understand this fucking thing."
Despair "Fucked again."
Good Job "Congratufuckinglations."
Desperation "Fuckityfuckfuckfuck."
Incompetence "He fucks up everything."
Disappointment "This fucking fucker is fucked."
Intelligence "He's a fucking genius."
Displeasure "What the fuck is going on?"
Lost "Where the fuck are we?"
Disbelief "Unbefuckinglievable!!!"
Retaliation "Up your fucking ass!!!"
Laziness "He's just a fuck-off."
Pain "Fuck ! that hurt."
Pleasure "Ooooooh Fuuuuuck"
Love "Do ya Fuck on first dates?"
Starting a relationship "Let's fuck now!"
Surprise "Fucking hell what was that?"
Admiration "Nice fucking tits!"
Hate "You Fuck!"
Disappointment "That's not fucking fair."
A poker hand "A Royal Fuck."
Denial "I didn't fucking do it."
Perplexity "I know fuck all about it."
Apathy "Who gives a fuck."
Resignation "Oh fuck it."
Suspicion "Who the fuck are you?"
Panic "Let's get the fuck out of here!"
Directions "Fuck off."
Sex "Let's fuck."
Maternal "Motherfucker."
Incestuous "Motherfucker."
Ambiguity "I'm not so fucking sure."
Agreement "Absofuckinglutely."
Praising the Lord "Jesus Fucking Christ."
I have a headache "Go fuck yourself."
Refusal "Oh you can fuck right off."
Pissed off "Fuck the fucking fuckers!"
Be quiet "Shut the fuck up."
You're right "Fucking oath." (Australianism)
Ostentation "He's just bought a big, fuck-off Mercedes."
Sensuousness "She was wearing a pair of red leather, fuck-me boots."
Confidence "Fuckin' A."
Apathy "I don't give a fuck."
Bewilderment "Fucked if I know."
Enraged "I'm gonna fuck you up!"
Annoyance "Fuck off, fucker."
Pissed off "Fuck you, you fucking fuck."
Tardiness "It's ten-fucking-thirty already?"




[Edited 3/25/06 7:50am]

Fucker, would probably be in my top five this week. It has such a nice ring to it.

JDINTERACTIVE said:

Hmmm ok, then my favourite swear word would be... ***drum roll***

Penis

if U pop the P, and Hissss on the S, its amazing

fuck this cunting thread.

Fuck, asswipe

muirdo said:

cunt is my word, you prick

piss on your fanny flaps you cunt whore.

andykeen said:

That's no swear word , just a body part

I don't sware!

Muse2NOPharaoh said:

Vittu.

Novabreaker said:

baaaaad Nova

'Bollocks' is good, as well as 'bugger'. In Swedish I sometimes use 'hora' but only when talking about the opposite team in sports

Teacher said:

Vy fan.

FUCK is the best swear word of all time. It is very versitile. It can mean several things. In fact it is so versititle, you can use it alone in a sentence.

Fuck fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuckers.

Bastard.










Nah, I think I probably like fuck! Oh and bollocks say those far too much

crap , bollocks , shite , cunt

Bollocks, Fuck and Cockbadger are my favs.

I like the words "fuck" and "fucktard" too. Never heard the word "fucktard" until I came to the org, I saw someone post it on a thread. I was recently on the phone with a friend and used the word "fucktard", and my friend was cracking up laughing, she really liked the word. She asked me where I heard it, and I said, "On the org".

fuck

accept no substitute

Cunt.

JD, my only gay lover..lool

Cunt... I throw that shit around all the time.

American!

JDINTERACTIVE said:

GOTDAMMIT,
U BEEN ORG HUMPED!


YEE TI TEEEEE