So anyways, my oldest Newphew comes walking into the livingroom and confronts my sister. "Mommy, " he says, "My bicycle was made in China."
"ok, " my sister responds, "everything is made in China nowadays, honey."
He looks at her complety perplexed.
"Well, that doesn't make any sense."
"Why is that?" She inquired.
"Well, I got my bike from Santa Cluas and doesn't he have elves making his toys in the North Pole? I mean, isn't that how he does it?"

She looked like a deer staring at oncoming headlights.


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awwwww

Ohhhhh [img]SCORE 10[/img]!

Muse2NOPharaoh said:

What are you trying to say? Have you been drinking again ?

Imago said:

Whoops! I will be soon enough however...

Ohhhhh SCORE 10

Muse2NOPharaoh said:

Karen, it was so bad I had to leave the room.

i wonder if we told him that China was an annex of the north pole ig it would fix evertything.

Explain to him that Homeland Security has forbidden Santa from enetering American airspace and therefore we have to import our toys from China, through a port in Dubai.

2the9s said:

Are you kidding. They're still wigged out that the Vice Presidents shoots cute little turkeys and old people.

thats exactly how my son figured it out well, that and the bar codes on the toys....

this past Christmas was my last one as 'santa' for my son

hes a smart kid, hes been figuring it out now for the past few years.... but, this time, i had to fess up it was one of the hardest things i've done with him.... i took him out the day after Christmas for some mommy and son time..... i asked him a few questions about santa, his answers were so right on, i just KNEW that he had figured it out.

i took a deep breath and told him i was the one....


you know what ?


he looked at me SO confused and said, i didnt know YOU were the one... i just couldnt figure out the rest of it... and then he looked at me and looked so sad .... i was really upset that i told him, maybe i could have gotten one more year out of it

i loved being santa...

nakedpianoplayer said:

Girl, my sister and I treated it as the "Elephant in the Room" with our parents and milked presents from Santa until I was 12.

Awww...poor little guy.

You were there for a vital moment in your nephew's life

I always thought my parents were so tight at Xmas. I mean, shit, Santa didn't even know me but he still made the effort to get me presents.

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applekisses said:

I chickened out and walked out of the room.

That remindz me of the first sign i had of Santa not being real. I was seven yearz old and I got my well-anticipated Fischer Price Bubble Mower and it had a price tag accidently kept on it...which by memory had 'Big W $79.95' on it...i remember lookin at like then assumed Santa getz busy n goes to Big W these dayz...

Then when i was 10 yearz old, I got a yellow BMX bike...and thought it was cool..got a helmit with it and everything, and on the card it said 'Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Christmas! Love, Santa xoxo'. So i was in a bit of dissapointment when my cousin comes up to me n goes 'You got a yellow BMX bike! I saw it the night before Christmas when your dad came over to our house!' ...me: ... 'But SANTA got it for me' she goes 'nah your mummy and papa did!' and then i go 'but it said it on the card!.... PAPAAA!!! Why does it say my present is from SANTA when Chezza saw it with you yesterday? ' ...it was pretty tragic...but at least i didnt cry. Which is more than what i could say about me finding out about the poor little Easter Bunny!!

Santa runs a sweatshop!!! Haha!!



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MIGUELGOMEZ said:

Santa owns WalMart?

lilmissmissy said:

aww that's a cute story

TMPletz said:

Rich bastid!!!

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JPW said:

Thankz!