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Collard Greens I think Funkpill would approve of this.
An old black man lived alone in the country. He wanted to dig his yearly collard green garden, but it was always very hard work for him because the ground was hard. His only son, Junebug Jankins III, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament. Dear Junebugg Jankins the III, I am feeling pretty bad because it look like I won't be able to plant my collard green garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. If you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would dig the plot for me. Love Dad A few days later he received a letter from his son... Dear Daddy Jankins, Whatever you do, don't dig up that garden. That's where I buried the BODIES. Love Junebugg Jankins III At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. ! They apologized to the old man and left. That same day the old man received another letter from his son... Dear Daddy Jankins, You can go ahead and plant the collard greens now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances. Love Junebugg III | |
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awww. | |
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Jankins "Nobody makes me bleed my own blood...NOBODY!"
johnart says: "I'm THE shit" | |
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I had to read that three times before I got it. | |
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Romera said: I had to read that three times before I got it.
lol that's because your mind is still thinking about that other thread good one sin i wonder where funky has been today? | |
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emm said: Romera said: I had to read that three times before I got it.
lol that's because your mind is still thinking about that other thread good one sin i wonder where funky has been today? i talked to him today, hes at work and that was a cute joke One of the best days of my life... http://prince.org/msg/100/291111
love is a gift an artist with no fans is really just a man with a hobby.... | |
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LOL. I like it. | |
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looks like Mr. Jenkins is gonna be a collie green eating mofo this year!
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this reminds me, i haven't had collard greens in the longest time...i miss 'em. | |
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: this reminds me, i haven't had collard greens in the longest time...i miss 'em.
you should drop by my momma's house this summer, she can hook 'em up. | |
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DONT MIND ME ORG HUMPIN! Straight Jacket Funk Affair
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paisleypark4 said: DONT MIND ME ORG HUMPIN!
i think you're on the wrong thread. | |
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sinisterpentatonic said: paisleypark4 said: DONT MIND ME ORG HUMPIN!
i think you're on the wrong thread. YE TI TEEEEE! Straight Jacket Funk Affair
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paisleypark4 said: DONT MIND ME ORG HUMPIN!
paisleypark4 said: sinisterpentatonic said: i think you're on the wrong thread. YE TI TEEEEE! | |
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this joke has made me hungry. | |
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That'z quite a cute joke actuallyz!! No hablo espanol,no!
Pero hablo ingles..ssii muy muy bien... "Come into my world..." Missy Quote of da Month: "yeah, sure, that's cool...wait WHAT?! " | |
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that's actually very heartwarming! if the son was so smart how'd he end up in prison? | |
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charlottegelin said: that's actually very heartwarming! if the son was so smart how'd he end up in prison?
LOL true that!! No hablo espanol,no!
Pero hablo ingles..ssii muy muy bien... "Come into my world..." Missy Quote of da Month: "yeah, sure, that's cool...wait WHAT?! " | |
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