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Thread started 04/01/06 12:14pm

PurpleThunder

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Mmmmm...8 inches!

THE

RANGE

OF

8

INCHES

LONG.

THE FUNCTIONING OF WHICH IS

ENJOYED

BY

MEMBERS

OF

BOTH

SEXES.

IS

!

USUALLY FOUND HUNG, DANGLING READY

LOOSLEY

FOR

INSTANT

ACTION.

IT BOASTS OF A CLUMP OF

LITTLE

HAIRY

THINGS

AT

ONE

END

AND

SMALL

HOLE AT THE OTHER. IN USE, IT

IS

INSERTED,

ALMOST

ALWAYS

WILLINGLY, SOMETIMES SLOWLY,

SOMETIMES

QUICKLY,

INTO

A

WARM,

FLESHY, MOIST OPENING WHERE

IT

IS

THRUST

IN

AND

DRAWN

OUT

AGAIN

AND AGAIN MANY TIMES IN

SUCCESSION,

OFTEN

QUICKLY

AND

ACCOMPANIED BY SQUIRMING BODILY MOVEMENTS.

ANYONE

FOUND

LISTENING IN WILL MOST SURELY

RECOGNIZE

THE

RHYTHMIC,

PULSING

SOUND, RESULTING FROM THE

WELL

LUBRICATED

MOVEMENTS.
!

WHEN

FINALLY WITHDRAWN, IT LEAVES

BEHIND

A

JUICY,

FROTHY,

WHITE

STICKY

SUBSTANCE, SOME OF WHICH WILL

NEED

CLEANING FROM

THE

OUTER

SURFACES OF THE OPENING AND

SOME

OF

FROM

ITS

LONG

GLISTENING

SHAFT. AFTER EVERYTHING IS

DONE

AND

THE

FLOWING

AND

CLEANSING

LIQUIDS HAVE CEASED

EMANATING,

IT

IS

RETURNED

TO

ITS

FREELY

HANGING STATE OF REST, READY

YET
!

FOR

ANOTHER

BIT

OF

ACTION,

HOPEFULLY REACHING ITS

BRISTLING

CLIMAX

TWICE

OR

THREE

TIMES A

DAY, BUT OFTEN MUCH LESS.

WHAT AM I?????

AS YOU MAY HAVE ALREADY

GUESSED,

THE

ANSWER !

TO

THE

RIDDLE

IS

NONE OTHER THAN YOUR VERY OWN.....

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TOOTHBRUSH.....

what were you

thinking?

You PERVERT!

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Reply #1 posted 04/01/06 12:35pm

pardonme4livin	How come your toothbrush vibrates.... ?
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Reply #2 posted 04/01/06 12:43pm

PurpleThunder

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pardonme4livin said:

How come your toothbrush vibrates.... hmmm

How did I know you would be the first to respond to this when I saw you log on

Its a Crest Spinbrush...its better when it vibrates!

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Reply #3 posted 04/01/06 12:58pm

pardonme4livin	PurpleThunder said: pardonme4livin said: How come your toothbrush vibrates.... ? How did I know you would be the first to respond to this when I saw you log on Its a Crest Spinbrush...its better when it vibrates! It's my responsibility to ensure the well being of your threads...
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Reply #4 posted 04/01/06 12:59pm

PurpleThunder

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pardonme4livin said:

PurpleThunder said:

How did I know you would be the first to respond to this when I saw you log on

Its a Crest Spinbrush...its better when it vibrates!

It's my responsibility to ensure the well being of your threads... nod

Thank-you hun :hun: Such a gentleman to come to the aid of a "lady"

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Reply #5 posted 04/01/06 1:02pm

pardonme4livin	PurpleThunder said: pardonme4livin said: It's my responsibility to ensure the well being of your threads... Thank-you hun :hun: Such a gentleman to come to the aid of a "lady" Judging by the length of that toothbrush....you are no "lady".....
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Reply #6 posted 04/01/06 1:06pm

PurpleThunder

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pardonme4livin said:

PurpleThunder said:

Thank-you hun :hun: Such a gentleman to come to the aid of a "lady"

Judging by the length of that toothbrush....you are no "lady".....

falloff

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Reply #7 posted 04/01/06 1:07pm

Imago	Add my 2 inches to Jersey's 6 and we have a toothbrush.
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Reply #8 posted 04/01/06 1:10pm

PurpleThunder

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Imago said:

Add my 2 inches to Jersey's 6 and we have a toothbrush. mushy

I think it's the other way around love muffin

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Reply #9 posted 04/01/06 1:11pm

pardonme4livin	PurpleThunder said: pardonme4livin said: Judging by the length of that toothbrush....you are no "lady"..... She's a superfreak.....superfreak...she's suprerfreaky...yow!
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Reply #10 posted 04/01/06 2:14pm

Mach
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Reply #11 posted 04/01/06 2:30pm

PurpleThunder

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Mach said:

I think I have a base for my Tinkerbell tat I want

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Reply #12 posted 04/01/06 2:31pm

Mach	PurpleThunder said: Mach said: I think I have a base for my Tinkerbell tat I want you never did say if you know of someone that can help ya draw her the way you want her ... ???
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Reply #13 posted 04/01/06 2:33pm

PurpleThunder

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Mach said:

PurpleThunder said:

I think I have a base for my Tinkerbell tat I want

you never did say if you know of someone that can help ya draw her the way you want her ... ???

Nope, I dont have anyone that I can think of that can draw well. I wanted to get a drawing of me as a fairy but then I settled on the idea of Tinkerbell

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Reply #14 posted 04/01/06 2:33pm

CynthiasSocks

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