Nuns and Monks! What can we say? Nuns are always fun. They look a bit like penguins. Were you a nun or a monk once? Do you know anyone who is? What are your experiences with folk of the cloth?
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I got smacked in the back of the head by a priest once when I was younger. After I took the eucharist, I said to my buddy next to me "this tastes like shit"

What do you want, church was boring as a kid!!!

jerseykrs said:

cborgman said:

LMFAO.....during my practice for my first confession, I went into the confessional booth and "confessed" about having lustful thoughts for my 80 year old neighbor. He didn't find that funny either.

HAHAHAHA, my father beat my ass that night.

jerseykrs said:

And now, I'm the one telling my two kids to be quiet and respectful in church. Meanwhile, I hear the shit they whisper to each other and know I would have been doing the same thing!!

I have never met a nun or a monk.

jerseykrs said:

i am actually suprised you aren't joining them in it. you don't strike me as the deeply religious type

When I was last in Thailand I had the opportunity to sit in a holy water ritual that the buddhist monks do there (holy water represents purification in buddhism and has nothing to do with anything devine).

Anyways, the monk was walking by us with a bowl of water and he was dipping this brush-type=thing in it and giving each person sitting down a tiny sprinkle of the water.

When he walked by me, he sprinkled me took two steps forward, turned back arond and gave ne a big ass splash of the stuff a second time!
it was funny as hell.

Imago said:

your soul is extra dirty.

post that pic of you in lotus position again, it's my fave of you

cborgman said:

Oh trust me, I SOOOOO want to, hahahah, but I'm trying to be a good parent!!

There have been times where I get stern and shit, then literally bust out laughing because whatever they were saying is truly hilarious. I lose all my cred. with them at those moments. And they LOVE it.

jerseykrs said:

you ARE a good parent.

cborgman said:

Imago said:

lovely



you've never looked hotter and more adorable in the same pic

IrresistibleB1tch said:

I think some types of buddism allows you to have tons and tons of sex.

cborgman said:

The entire time I"m thinking "Oh shit, that monk speakng is about to break into song again."

IrresistibleB1tch said:

i love seeing women shaved bald. there is such a strength to it.

Imago said:

you look so profoundly inspired and deeply reflective in the pic... good posing, mista!

JDINTERACTIVE said:

Is that a movie like Snakes on a Plane?

jerseykrs said:

What happened to the confidential code and all that jazz? I thought they weren't suppose to tell what you confessed?

ShySlantedEye1 said:

My snickering and laughter during the "confession" gave it away.....

Imago said:

cborgman said:

oh man... you have no idea how tempted i am!

problem is, i would probably look more like somebody on chemotherapy than a buddhist nun...

JDINTERACTIVE said:

I've been entertaining the idea of becoming a nun for quite some time...

One of my teachers in primary school was an ex-nun ,she was a crazy bitch

applekisses said:

applekisses said:

So have I. In PVC too.

IrresistibleB1tch said:

you could work out and go for that sigourney weaver alien thing... i worship at the feet of that look

cborgman said:

OMG, since JD"s thread is alreayd jacked to hell and back, I worshipped that look too.
I was the only one in college who thought she looked hot in alien 3. I love the entire backdrop of that movie.