It won't stop!


I think my happiness at work is waning because of this. I wish a twister would take the roof off right now!

i feel sorry for you

maybe if you wore a gas mask it would send a message tactfully to the miscreant

ufoclub said:

another gas thread love it love it love it

OMG! I feel your pain. Stay strong

maybe you could crack open a window. or, smash one open

ewwwww.

i am so glad i have my own office at this moment more than any other

cborgman said:

I'm emailing you some flatulence right now.

jerseykrs said:

i have been to new jersey, i already know what it smells like... but thanks.

jerseykrs said:

where i used to work people would take huge, toxic watse smelling dumps all the time. it clogged up the toilet something fierce.

JasmineFire said:

where did you work?

Follow this rude one someplace private and shove some sort of makeshift plug up there, perhaps followed by an air freshener. Make sure to wear a mask during this, and to wash your hands afterwards.

Failing this, burn the place to the ground and leave misleading clues that point in the direction of your gaseous friend as being the arson.

Good luck and Godspeed.

HobbesLeCute said:

when someone bombs you you have to bomb them back. have you ever heard of the enola gay? go and take a shit in their cubicle and show them who's boss.

sinisterpentatonic said:

This is also an acceptable form of retaliation.

oooooh you nasty!!

brownsugar said:

at an animal hospital.

ufoclub said:

I used to have to deal with this. Fortunately I ended up getting a different job (for other reasons) and dealt with it no more.

...when he/she steps away from his/her desk...tape a Magic Tree to his/her chair.

PurpleJedi said:

What about that gas medicine called BEANO? Isn't that supposed to help people somewhat with their "gaseous emissions"?...if so you could always anonymously gift your co-worker with a bottle so as to not cause embarrassment on either side, as maybe they're not aware of some of the drugstore products available for this. If they did have something at the local Walgreens for this kinda thing, maybe you could just sort of "gift" them with a small bottle and it could kinda help clear the air, as it were...it could really work out to be a win-win situation for both sides with maybe a little less discomfort on both of you

Fight fire with fire!

buy them a pair of carbon filter undies
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oh sweet mamma of Cthulhu, it comes again!

ufoclub said:

...isn't there some type of Labor laws that protect you from toxic environments?

light a match..

fow real!!