dildos!
do you prefer to use one that is bigger than the average size of the men you sleep with, or smaller?

meltwithu said:

i dont think that would be none of your bussiness.

weepingwall said:

This thread is awesome.

mine is top of the line



ladies....top that!

AnckSuNamun said:

Won't the buttons get all wet?

weepingwall said:

That's a double negative. Ergo, tell us everything. Is yours ribbed?

Spookymuffin said:

Romera said:

waterproof damn....they really do make everything these day

AnckSuNamun said:

do you get charged for roaming too far?

meltwithu said:

Awful joke.

Spookymuffin said:

wouldn't it just be cheaper to use cucumbers? at 3 for $1, you could try out different sizes and curves, and have a nice vinegrette salad afterwards.

meltwithu said:

Cucumbers are too thick.

Romera said:

well i guess we couldn't date

meltwithu said:

Damn, now I'm curious.

Romera said:

then don't ask me why they call me dolla bill

meltwithu said:

Romera said:

meltwithu said:

break down for me

take a dolla bill and hold it out in front of you...
that's how long it is
now take the opposite ends and make them meet
that's how thick it is

or..if you don't have a dolla bill handy..that would be from the number "1" key on your keyboard to the "9" key, and then from the "1" key down to the "z" key

AnckSuNamun said:

.. thats scary

meltwithu said:

I have a new org best friend.

Romera said:

Great.
Just what my girlfriend needs to see.....

AnckSuNamun said:

...something that probably has more minutes than I do.

Illustrator said:

ANOTHER AWFUL JOKE.

Illustrator said: