Greetings, Faithful Talkbackers. I am the Moderator, the omniscient and lonely voice of reason haunting the halls of @$$hole HQ. I rarely get to do my own reviews because getting content out of these @$$holes week after week has proven to be an arduous task in and of itself. But this week, the @$$holes have allowed me to give my educated and well-versed opinions regarding V FOR VENDETTA, the film adaptation of the classic Alan Moore miniseries. It was released this weekend and even though Mr. Grumpy-pants, Alan Moore, refused to support the film, I thought that the film was—

Buh-naners, everybuddy! Anybuddy want a Cheeto?


Schleppy, where’d you come from?

Schleppy was nestled in Alanmoore’s beard lookin’ for Cheetos an’ heard dat you were talkin’ bout moobies!


Schleppy, please. Every time I try to give my thoughts on a particular comic to film adaptation, I am always interrupted by the @$$hole’s smelly mascot monkey. Please, just go back to your cage until I finish my review of V FOR VENDETTA.

V 4 VENDEDUH!!! Schleppy saw dat moobie. Schleppy was very disappointed in duh lack of musical numbers.


Yes…well….what?

Yeah, Schleppy didn’t unner-stand why dere was no musical numbers in dis one. Considering duh source material an’ all. WALK DUH LINE an’ RAY had musical numbers. But not dis one.


Schleppy, what the hell are you talking about?

Well, Schleppy unner-stand dat dis is a big budget action moobie, but Schleppy didn’t believe one bit dat Prince could kick dat much @$$.


Prince?

Yeah, like dat one part of duh moobie when Prince rescued Sinead O’Connor and brought her back to his secret hideout in Paisley Park.




V FOR VENDETTA was a politically charged action adventure which held a not-so-warped mirror up to a lot of events that are happening in today’s world.

Schleppy don’t know what moobie you were watching, Mod. V 4 VENDEDUH was bout how Prince captured Sinead O’Connor an’ taught her how to sing duh song “Nothing Compares 2 U.”


…Schleppy you’re confused again.

Schleppy don’t know why filmmakers changed duh story so much from duh source material. Schleppy unner-stand dat dere has to be ‘splosions in big time moobies, but when Sinead blew up LookKidsBigBenParliament in duh end, it didn’t have half duh impact as it did when Sinead tore up duh Pope’s picture on Saturday Night Live.


Wow, Schleppy…just…wow.

You got dat right, Mod. No wonder Alanmoore is cheesed. Smaller tings resonate more. Someday Hollywood will unner-stand. Schleppy like Alanmoore. Schleppy crawls into Alanmoore’s beard for warmth and duh occasional tangled Cheeto.


I don’t know what to say.

Schleppy and Alanmoore know what to say, “Fight duh real enemy…dey’re duh cheesiest!”

“Fight duh real enemy…dey’re duh cheesiest!”

The author's got to be an Orger, hasn't he?

this kinda scares me.

okay, that's just plain NUTS!