Where were you?

What? no one missed Spatz?

i wondered where he was


and then i said a simple thank you to the heavens...


but, i see hes back again



so...

MickG said:

in the dating-zone.....falling flat on his face all the time.....

I was down in the states visiting family. And i will repeat this. Women down there are a lot friendlier then they are up here. It's "baby" this and "Honey" that and "Sweetie" all over the place. And the women have no problem coming up to you in clubs. They weren't really my type but still. A lot more easy going than Canadian women.

Spats said:

I'm sorry to hear that canadian are not so 'easygoing' on you.....but I think that you in particular will encounter that phenomenon in other countries as well.....

Spats said:

hey spats, i'm american. c'mere.

























how do you like me now, bitch!!!!

hi spats

Hi XXAXX.

Well I, for one, am glad he is back. It's men like him that let the women of the org and indeed the world see that there are some of us that are worth the time of day. Compared to him the rest of us are angels.

mdiver said:

that & I got a bit bored with you being my only target.....

Spats said:

hope you're wearing body armor today

abierman said:

Bring it bitch

Spats said:

Hehehe
American broads are going "Hello, how are you?" all of the time, huh?

HamsterHuey said:

i've got a little more to say to him than "hello, how are you."

fantasyislander said:

I always answer that "Hello, how are you?" with; "Do you really care?" It's like a sort of "g'day" to them, but it sounds just entirely twattish...

HamsterHuey said:

well then, what shall i say to you?

fantasyislander said:

G'day, Gooey?

Anyways. Really something to read that American twattishness as actual interest in one's person...

fantasyislander said:

HamsterHuey said:

i know!! and from the sound of it, everyone saying "honey" and "sweetie" and "baby" he must have gone to the south. i hope he realizes they're rednecks down there. not the smartest group in the country.

it's always funny since americans don't really expect an answer to that question.....I remember I was at a 7/11 ('sleven') in Florida and the lady at the counter asked 'How are you doin' today?' and I started listing all the things I had been doing that day.....she was like: WTF????




I guess, you should have been there.....

abierman said:

yeah, that is a thing out here. it bugs me too. cuz you can tell, when they walk past you, barely glance at you, and mumble "how you doin" they really don't care. i TRY not to do that, but i slip sometimes too. usually i say "hello" or "morning!!" or something like that.

abierman said:

I can just imagine your list...

Woke up, smoked a joint, then banged the hooker I woke up next to.
Then went to the porn fair. Got Jenna Jamison's autograph....on my ass.
Went to the casino, put some weigth on some gamblers, stole a Mercedes out of the parkinglot.
Joyrided outa Nevada in a highway speed chase, after which I shook the cops.
Now I am here.

How are you doin'?








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[Edited 1/30/06 0:51am]

HamsterHuey said:

'

'One Gatorade please! Hurry up, I'm thirsty.....bitch!'



BTW, I don't smoke joints!


[Edited 1/30/06 1:15am]

abierman said:

We don't need joints to 'hupple'

It should be a new English word; HUPPLE!

HamsterHuey said:

we'll show them.....in London!

abierman said:

Well, YOU show them.

He's not insulted by the misspelling of his name, huh?