in younger, skinnier, and wilder days, i was a ho.

a big one.

i was all about getting busy with str8 men, cause there ain't no thrill of a challenge quite like getting someone to sleep with you when they don't even sleep with your gender.

and i was good at it, too.

several str8 guys are open to letting a guy go down on them or fucking a guy if there is a woman in the room, particpating. it eases their guard down. so i participated in a few threesomes.

one in particular stands out. i was all about getting with Matt. Matt was all about getting with Misty. and Misty was all about getting with me.

and one night we did.

Misty and i initiated it. were drinking, and when i get drunk, i get evil. dirrty evil.

i was propped up against the headboard with misty lying between my legs, fondling her breasts and we were both in full mode ready to get matt in mode. So i started kissing the back of misty's neck, a speciality of mine, and it got her motor running.

matt started to get jealous, and came and laid on top of misty, between her legs, kissing her tits.

we peeled off her shirt, and it was on from there, pretty much no holes barred.

the best, the absolute best, was matt on his back, misty on top, leanining her back against hic chest, fucking, and me between their legs, going down on both at once. it was heaven for someone who loves to go down, such as myself. the best of both worlds at once, ball to clit.

it upscaled to matt fucking me while i fucked misty, but it is really difficult to maintina both rythms and that position.

it was some of the hottest sex i ever had.

and there ya go.

thats alot of stuff a threesome i cannot do. i'm too selfish. gotta have it all to myself or not at all.

brownsugar said:

in my adult self, i would never do this with anyone i was romantically with, or if the other two are together.

actually, i am not even sure i would do threeseomes even with a strictly sexual relationship, since i have little interest in such any more.

i've changed a lot since them days.

fantasyislander said:

like i said, i have changed a LOT. i used to define myself through sex in a way that would make madonna and prince at their nastiet look like innocent schoolkids

and just so everyone knows who to blame... fantasyislander and ufoclub wanted to hear, so it is their fault.

cborgman said:

i was going to reply with but i just couldn't do it!

fantasyislander said:

BCorgman said:

fantasyislander said:

i think i scared everyone else into silence. the numbers mega-jumped when i posted it, but no one is saying anything... TMI?

BCorgman said:

i think they're all . . . umm . . . otherwise occupied??

btw- that's the first time i've used that emoticon.

CarrieLee said:

oh my god

fantasyislander said:

fantasyislander said:

BCorgman said:

you've corrupted me!!

fantasyislander said:

cborgman said:

WOAH!

cborgman said:

where's the pics and video?

cborgman said:

Now that's an appreciation of spats, right there.

XxAxX said:

I'll be the first to admit.....even his Austin-jokes.....he's also a brat...

TMPletz said:

too true.....

3.52% of the posts on this thread so far are actual appreciation.

This has been a public service announcement. Continue about your business.

ufoclub said:

no. no...
senor borgmano does not like pics or video of himself dressed, let alone nekkid

Illustrator said:

cborgman said:

fantasyislander said:

Ok, I'm um, done -- I mean, I'm back.

IrresistibleB1tch said:

yes, it was a party
[Edited 3/22/06 6:30am]

amyhr said: