I looooove to give head and get spooge all over my face after!

We all know and love spats (though we may never admit it) so here is our chance to let him know. Someone who can look at what would completely turn a straight man into a panting dog and just shake his head in disgust deserves mad props. He's strong in his convictions, and that is admirable. And hey, he thinks Vanessa Marcell is hot.

Keep it positive, he's been dissed enough, it's time to say something nice about him.



Oh, and if you have nothing positive to say about spats, then just talk about sex...

I looooove to give head and get spooge all over my face after!

even though, i am gay, i love going downtown on a woman.

the best head i ever gave was to a couple while they were doing it.

downtown in the middle of the best intersection

hey spats! you sure do get a lot of appreciation around here.

Hey. xxaxxx. Some of the people who would rather talk about that nasty stuff than me are just pissed because i slapped them down a couple times. The Marlboro man is never going to recover.

Hey. xxaxxx. Some of the people who would rather talk about that nasty stuff than me are just pissed because i slapped them down a couple times. The Marlboro man is never going to recover.

WHAT?

threesomes rock.

hey spats! you sure do get a lot of appreciation around here.

detailed account please... intersection???

threesomes rock.

detailed account please... intersection???

i think you should post your story on here. i'm sure spats would LOVE that.

well, actually, he probably couldn't read all of it. that takes stamina.

No girls i have been with have complained about my stamina. Everyone makes it out that i some monster or terrible in bed. But i have done pretty damn good with women so i must be doing something right. i can't be as unnappealing as you think.

And those pictures are about as low as you can go.That woman looks soooo attractive doing that doesn't she???? NASTY!!!!

you think that's nasty? and when was the last time you got your nuts wet? hmm??

I get off sometimes on hurting women's feelings.

Hey. xxaxxx. Some of the people who would rather talk about that nasty stuff than me are just pissed because i slapped them down a couple times. The Marlboro man is never going to recover.

i dunno. i don't think anyone is actually on this thread to talk about sex. they are here to NOT talk about YOU. which is, of course, very funny because by simply being here they are paying attention to you. even those people who have created threads about 'ignoring' you are posting up in here. frankly, my dear, i don't think they are ABLE to ignore you, even if they want to.

ps: your thread is flaming

Please don't ruin the tribute to me with all the downtown talk.

Oh, don't be so coy, Spats. From what I can tell, you get a tribute around here every week. Isn't this one of a number of "Spats Appreciation Threads"? And I don't buy your whole "I'm just a real, honest sort of guy and not mushy, etc. etc." You play people like the best of them.

Oh, don't be so coy, Spats. From what I can tell, you get a tribute around here every week. Isn't this one of a number of "Spats Appreciation Threads"? And I don't buy your whole "I'm just a real, honest sort of guy and not mushy, etc. etc." You play people like the best of them.