MarieLouise said:

Prison officer and generally hot woman

It usually goes like this...

06.30 Wake up, listening to some middle-aged retard with a mullet rant on about "kids today" on the local oldies radio station. It's the only station I can pick up in my bedroom.
06.40 Get out of bed before the oldies station starts playing "Baby, I Love Your Way" for the billionth time.
06.41 Instant coffee, vitamin pill and cigarette. Check emails and watch news
06.50 Have another ciggy
07.00 Check my mailbox in the lobby and gaze despondently at all the new Final Demands. Rush back inside my flat before the Crack-heads catch me in the lobby wearing nothing more than a dressing gown and flip-flops.
07.15 Have another ciggy and make another cuppa
07.30 Toilette time! May have another ciggy whilst sat on the loo. I can only pick up Smooth FM in the bathroom. They're playing 'I Love Your Smile' by Shanice whilst I'm wondering if my poo is normal or not. Shave and shower
07.50 Realise I've got nothing to wear and iron some clothes
08.15 Get dressed. Feel exhausted from the my hectic schedule and have another ciggy and watch the daily Showbiz Report on breakfast telly. My mother texts me to point out that super-dooper Showbiz Reporter, Carla Romano looks like "she's on something."
08.30 Brush teeth, gargle. Apply concealer to spots and bags under eyes. Download podcasts to listen on the bus
08.40 Leave house and navigate through the maze-like estate to the main road. Walk through alleyway which is crowded with schoolkids simultaneously smoking and spitting. Make mental note not to light up another ciggy until I get to the main road or the kids may try to bum ciggys off me
08.45 Miss the bus
09.01 Another bus turns up. I'm listening to some drag queen on an LGBT podcast talk about fucking herself with a frozen turd as I get on the bus
09.12 Get off the bus. Inhale half a cig whilst walking around the back of my office building and sneak in so my boss doesn't see that I'm late again

Justin1972UK said:

Quality mate

Y'all trippin' me OUT w/ this "out the door in 10 or 15 min" shit

I need at least 30 minutes to hit snooze (maybe 2 hours, depends on how tired I am) & if I REALLY push it I can be dressed & walking out in 45 minutes... But I usually take a solid 2 hours from clock to door Deciding what to wear, making coffee, throwing a load in the wash, doing my makeup - it all takes time

Justin1972UK said:

I need therapy after reading that

i get my wakeup call a little before 6am
try to get out of bed by 7am, usually it's 7:30.
rush to get dressed, eat breakfast, and make lunch, then get my 3yr old dressed.
try to be out the door by 8:10, but it usually ends up being 8:20.
get her to preschool by 8:30 (try to get her there by 8:20) then off to work myself. as long as i'm there by 9am i'm not late, but if i don't get there by 8:30 then i'll end up missing a half hour of pay when i have to go pick my girl up from preschool at 1pm.

any regrets? none at all!

Set the alarm for 11:30am, hit snooze, open eyes at noon, watch the news in bed, shower by 12:30, grab some coffee and maybe a small bite to eat, get dressed, feed the cats, put on the make-up, prepare lunch for the day and out the door by 1:50pm to pick up a tea and head to work.

ShySlantedEye1 said:

you are HARD CORE.

mdiver said:

You can see some pictures of my flat on this thread: http://www.prince.org/msg...6274?&pg=1

The director's chair has gone. I've got a nice swivelly office chair now.

I've also got two extra chests of drawers in the bedroom. One where the fibre optic rose-bush was and one where the chair with the bag on top was.

CarrieLee said:

It's so nice to know I'm not the only one.

About 3/4 hour. Im a good looking chap so I don't require too much sprucing up.

Justin1972UK said:

What!?

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CynthiasSocks said:

I know!!! It's called "Space Docking" apparently!

Alarm rings at 6:45. I shut it off and go back to sleep. I wake up automatically at 7:15 after that. I get up do my thing and leave the house around 7:45 to get coffee and then I'm off to work.

Oh yeah, I'm supposed to be in the office at 7am.....my comute is 30 minutes.



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Justin1972UK said:

It won't let me comment I'm in LOVE w/ your toilet seat!!!

CalhounSq said:

I have to co-sign this comment.


Up and out in ten minutes?? Even if my LIFE depended on it, I couldn't do it. I'm rubbish at getting ready.

CalhounSq said:

I need/want to have an hour or 2.

onenitealone said:

Well, I could do it... but I'd look like I was running from a fucking crime scene

CalhounSq said:

For real!

I don't hit snooze! I set the alarm for 7am and wake and get out of bed before it goes off. Then I have 2 hours to get ready. It takes me less than an hour to get ready to get to work but I LOVE that extra hour!

Anx said:

I remember sleeping until 12 noon and having to be at work at 1pm- and I was always late then!

CynthiasSocks said:

As a person who can easily hit snooze for 2 HOURS, I applaud you

CalhounSq said:

I don't get snooze- it just makes it harder to get up! Why not just set the alarm for when you need to get up?

CynthiasSocks said:

Snooze is translation for "It's so warm under the covers! 10 more minutes!"

CalhounSq said:

Me too.

I can sleep for Scotland sometimes, but then I have this wierd habit of waking up five minutes before my alarm goes off I did it this morning! But I sleep with the radio on so maybe I hear the DJ say the time and wake myself up!

I give myself an hour to get ready but that includes shower, dressed etc, breakfast (porridge) and make lunch (sandwich). Im not really that bad!

I was up at 6.45 this morning which is normal for work. Its gonna suck when Im back to full time! I didnt mind this morning because for one the sun was actually shining!!!