I was in the grocery store getting almonds. I was standing behind this HUGE MAN.
I reach up to get the almonds and he FARTS....on me....I felt the breeze or gas (or whatever the hell) of it.



He didnt know I was behind him. After awhile he finally turned around.He saw me holding my nose,then he apologized.

What did it smell of?

ThreadCula said:

I can just picture that!


you poor thing you could have been assphyxiated!

JDINTERACTIVE said:

omg it was like fried bologna,cheetos & gasoline...it was so gross
I held my nose,but it wasn't enough protection
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ThreadCula said:

You should smell mine.

JDINTERACTIVE said:

I dont think I can take another fart

ThreadCula said:

if you let a fart 1 more time
it's the last wind u'll ever break
i've taken all i can take
baby this wind wasn't meant 2 break



princebonics edit
[Edited 3/15/06 15:50pm]

Anx said:

Whoever smelt it, dealt it.

JDINTERACTIVE said:

oh god JD you are on fire tonight!

If you had been lighting a cigarette you might have burnt alive

is this him?

ThreadCula said:

I woulda grabbed a bag of almonds and beat the stew outta that mutha fukka!

LleeLlee said:

where in the hell did you find that picture?

PANDURITO said:

omg!!!

dreamfactory313 said:

His little son was with him,I think I would have sidekicked him in his ass if he was by himself

JasmineFire said:

LleeLlee said:

Nope not him...
that fart was so explosive...it would blow that leotard straight off

ThreadCula said:

I can't stand fat people. I'm sorry. But at my job all these fat bastards buy all this damn junk food, then pick up a magazine with (insert skinny actress here) on the cover and say "I HATE THAT SKINNY BITCH." and most of the time they STINK and all I do is just stand there and look at them in pure disgust. How the fuck do you let yourself go like that? I need another job for real.

DynamicSavior said:

Compassion just pours from every word, judging people you know nothing about leads you to jobs like this?.

LleeLlee said:

rick wakeman dyed his hair when?
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Slave2daGroove said:

Hell, it will lead me FROM my job. People like that need to get it the fuck together. There's no excuse. Take fucking care of yourself. I couldn't let myself go like that. Just guts and rolls every where, stankin and fartin in public. That's just nasty and uncalled for.

DynamicSavior said:

i remember ur thread "gosh how fat i looked back last summer", and u were a rake. I thnik these obese people u talk about are proberly average weight.

thesexofit said:

Yeah, maybe if they were whales. But you will NEVER see me in Aretha proportions. Being that big is not healthy. I eat to live, I don't live to eat.

DynamicSavior said:

I forget, u live in america. Its common to see obese people over there isn't it? Just teasing, i lived there was too. Besides, UK are always on about how fat our kids are these days.

I eat when iam hungry. Enough said.

DynamicSavior said:

Thank you, thank you, thank you! I'm so sick of fat MFers and their lame excuses. You think it's fun going to the gym, running, sweating and lifting all that f-n weight? Hell no, it's hard work, but it's something I have to do. I don't want to look like Reuben Stoddard. I have compassion for folks with medical conditions, but not these idiots who let themselves go. I see them every morning at the deli ordering bagels loaded with cream cheese, double scrambled egg sandwiches with bacon, cheese & butter - jeesh! They'd eat sh!t if it was fried.

My attitude is, do what you want to your body, but don't expect special treatment. The only times I get into it with porkers is when they try to squeeze next to me on a subway or bus seat. I don't budge - I just give them a look that says, take your fat ass someplace else. I'm not suffering because you have no self-discipline. Try eating only when you're awake.

i am so sorry threadcula. i would have been pissed!

uPtoWnNY said:

I KNOW that's right! And when they get big as a damn planet, they try to sue the place they get food from. Come the fuck on now. Now there are people who are naturally big, and I have no problem with that. The women in my family are like that and they're still beautiful. Yet, they don't shove food, the oven, the chef, and the whole kitchen down their throats when they eat. All I can do Is look at these mufucker with utter disgust. Say i'm "judging" people if you want to, but i don't fucking care. Step away from the gotdamn food. Oh, and it KILLS me every month when these people come in with food stamps, 5 kids in the cart, and nothing but candy, chips, and soda. Oh my GOD. Then they're on Maury looking for help because the kid has gotten so big it has its own area code and it sittin in the chair with a breathing tube and the mom is crying becasue she doesn't know where she went wrong. Give that bitch a slap and send her ass home. And then they buy $1,000 on those damn cards....
...and a 6 pack of diet soda or slim fast. Some people actually JOKE and say "Yeah, that oughta deter any fat from this junk food." Fucking please. I don't find that shit funny. Standing in my face with God knows what kind of stains on their shirt looking like they just ate a whole group of people, smelling nasty as fuck and want compassion. Kiss my ass. Let my skinny ass shut up and eat my Oreos.

Slave2daGroove said:

compassion is hard when you can't see beyond your own nose. if you follow the discussion, you'll find that it's all about how other people's weight apparently affects THEM directly - THEIR convenience, THEIR aesthetics, THEIR jobs... age and experience will hopefully broaden some horizons.

JasmineFire said:

found it on another thread, although its been around for a while as ive seen it on the internet before. one of them "wait till you see this," pictures that floats around the interent, along with that pic of 9s in his mumu.