Lost in the shuffle of this whole "3121" buzz was the release of the Captain's new album, "6969". Okay I wrote and recorded it today so there wasn't a lot of promotion behind it but I am offering my own version of the "purple ticket". If you find a purple condom in your CD, you will win a ONE NIGHT STAND WITH THE CAPTAIN. Must be a hot chick over 18 to qualify.

Okay, just over 18 is fine, you don't have to be hot.

Okay if you're a hot dude and you get me drunk enough, I may consider it.

My boyfriend's work cell number ends in 6969.

He's real proud of that.

So what does the admiral have to say about all this?

CarrieMpls said:

The Admiral supports my artistic choices.

CaptainChaos said:

That's very nice.

Did I mention there were only like 10 copies of the CD produced and 8 of them have purple condoms in them?

Damn conflicting release dates. I knew I should have released "6969" NEXT Tuesday.

Maybe I'll recall it and then people will be selling it on eBay for mad cash.

Okay I just added another purple condom so now you have a 90% chance of scoring with Cappy if you buy my new album.

15 bucks for 15 minutes of pleasure...that's worth it isn't it?

(Disclaimer: 15 minutes of pleasure is not guaranteed and is just an estimate of actual event time. The Captain makes no promises to return and or initiate calling winners after the tryst. All profits from DVD sales of the trysts go to Captainco Inc. Void in Rhode Island)

my balls dropped today.

the secondary sexual characteristics should be kicking in any day!

Anx said:

Congrats!
Are you going to Disney?

Anx said:

Personal revelations...that is what the Captain is all about.

I just bought a copy. Yo, guys, this CD is hot!

Moving to Music: Non-Prince

Thanks Admiral. Your purchase has moved "6969" up to number 1,587,950 on Amazon.

The Admiral returned his copy. He said he liked my old stuff better. Some people just need to move on.