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Naggin Wife A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem.
While they were there, the Wife passed away. The undertaker told the Husband "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150." The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home. The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?" The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance." 
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Wait, I don't get it...what did she die from?... | |
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Jesus
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keep em comin'   looking for you in the woods tonight Switch FC SW-2874-2863-4789 (Rum&Coke) | |
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good one | |
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funky... 
i'll nag you!!   She couldn't stop crying 'cause she knew he was gone to stay | |
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That's funny. Any guy who has been around nagging women can relate to that. | |
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Spats said: That's funny. Any guy who has been around nagging women can relate to that.
 She couldn't stop crying 'cause she knew he was gone to stay | |
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I know this one already  
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News: Prince pulls his head out his ass in the last moment.
Bad News: Prince wasted too much quality time doing so. You have those internalized issues because you want to, you like to, stop. | |
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 oh goodness.One of Dansa's org hornies 
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 another good one funkman
oh and  | |
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Lizzy7701 said:
another good one funkman
oh and 
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...that was funny...! And I can relate to it PERFECTLY!!! By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! | |
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funkpill said: Lizzy7701 said:
another good one funkman
oh and
that is funny
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Lizzy7701 said: funkpill said:
that is funny
~~you'll learn~~ We'll see, my friend. We'll see...
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funkpill said: Lizzy7701 said: that is funny
~~you'll learn~~ We'll see, my friend. We'll see...
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