whats like the corniest thing a guy has e ver said or did 2 get ur attention?

look,im in the chinese store w/my sister and this guy is like starin at us like we r free pieces of chicken.so he asks me my name and i ignore him until he annoys me enough 2 speak,so i say "no,whats ur name" and hes like "i dont give my goverment out" and he says that his friends call him "shiz"~i ask him 2 repeat it cuz i swore he said sh**
so,i say i have no name.He walks in back of me and starts singin "brown suga baby brown suga baaabe" i move up and hes like "mmm look at that bubble" "i wanna get in that bubble" "its like a moon" "i wanna walk on that moon" or somethin like that or a "ball" and he goes on 2 say some real wild stuff
y do guys say stuff like this thinkin id really give them a chance when they are clearly just wantin 2 get in my "bubble" or walk on my "moon"

he put my nylon stocking over his face and inhaled
was never sure if he was trying to be funny
or if he had a bit of a foot fetish thing

this one guy always walked behind me at work would say "it's like watching two puppies fighting under a blanket!"


i was like WTF??

fantasyislander said:

That is a rip-off. It was said about Marlin Monroe. That is a semiwellknown quote about Marlin Monroe's Ass.

MickG said:

aaahhh . . . well, knowing the history i'm almost flattered.



almost

MickG said:

Is that Marilyn's brother??...



...karma's a bitch edit...
[Edited 3/11/06 21:10pm]

I have never done anything corny to get a woman's attention. I would not stoop to that. Only nerds/wimps/sissyboys do that corny stuff. But some girls have done some stupid ass stuff to get my attention.

this guy once told me he was a fan and could he have my autograph and phone #, i politely told him no and that i was seeing somebody-without laughing before he walked away.

I've told this story here before a few times, but I was once walking down the street in winter wearing a faux fur coat that's colored like a holstein cow. This man walking nearby gave me a look and said 'damn cowgirl! can I ride that ass? shoot!'

I was all ..... .....


I couldn't help but laugh! But of course, I kept on walking.

CarrieMpls said:

emm said:

well funny this is on here because last night a guy asked me for my number...and i thought well what the hell trying to give him the benefit of the doubt, especially since how he asked me (at the international auto show while he was representing Nissan vehicles) was turning me off...

how about later last night he actually called me as soon as he got off...i was thinking but as the conversation went on for the next two minutes, he was trying to get me to come back out (this is close to 11 at night) to meet him for a date...

i'm sorry but am i crazy to think that THAT IS CRAZY AS HELL!!! WHEN YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW ME!!! I don't know you from Adam and you want me to get out of my pj's to come meet you somewhere??? HELL TO THE NAW!!!!

thats when i concluded, that either he is desperate for a relationship, in which i'm not looking for, or he is looking to get the drawers....

missfee said:

missfee said:

NO,u r ot crazy.He prolly just wanted a BOOTYCALL seriously,i mean he didnt even know u and u didnt know him...that kinda stuff creeps me out

PleasurePrinciple said:

i know right...this is one of the reasons why i hate the dating scene...you have to go through all the losers, the players, the pussy catchers, and the desperados before you can find at least one guy who is decent with some goals...

fantasyislander said:

I wonder if he's right?

nobody ever tried a line on me

"how many pieces of chicken can i give you in order to get your phone number?"

--some dumb-assed male employee at popeye's, 2003

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

what?

Spats said:

brownsugar said:

that's what i was like! but for real, a guy seriously said that to me when i was at popeye's one day...i was in line and waiting to give my order when this dude who was mopping the floor just looked at me and asked me that.

i couldn't help but laugh at 'im.

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

hell naw some pieces of chicken

Spats said:

do tell?

lilgish said:

fantasyislander said:

seriously, that's just wrong. I could never say anything like that, granted, alotta of women like that talk.

lilgish said:

yeah, i thought it was wrong too! plus, it was like his only line. he started sounding like a broken record.

fantasyislander said:

and according to MickG it was stolen, which makes it even worse.

wow,people offerin u extra pieces of chicken. Well,when I went to Scream 3 tour this girl was holdin these things that looked like backstage passes so i asked them if they were and she gave me this look like "maybe...if u do somethin 4 me"~she was obviously gay cuz I thought she was a dude at first b/c of how she would dressed.Anyway,they werent backstage passes and she played herself

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

What's B.S? That i have never done anything corny to impress women or that only nerds and sissy boys do that?

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

That is wrong on so many levels.