I have never been to a strip bar.

ive had sex with women

cborgman said:

SammiJ said:

see? i knew that would shock people.

i don't know why people are suprised by that, but people always are.

I don't know there's anything about me that's all that shocking.

I once killed a hamster

AndGodCreatedMe said:

huey?

JDINTERACTIVE said:

I've been to more than one.

CarrieMpls said:

me too...

how bizarre

CarrieMpls said:

Did you touch titties me dear?

JDINTERACTIVE said:

I'm not that kind of girl.

CarrieMpls said:

i did!
strippers love me for some reason. last time i went the strippers kidnapped me into the dressing room and put eye make-up on me.

cborgman said:

I think it's a bit different for a girl.

Though, I have been to a male strip joint also. A lap dance was even purchased for me. It was, well, weird. There was plenty of touching involved that time. But overall I found it mostly uncomfortable. My girlfriends had a blast, though.

CarrieMpls said:

cborgman said:

I love him

But it's the truth. When my son was younger he wanted a pet and I got him a hamster. When we arrived home I wanted to get him used to the little creature and within 5 mins he bit me and my son twice
the little bastard was just so..I decided to bring it back to the petstore and they refused to take it back so when I was returning home I shaked the bag where I placed it in it so ferm and he went unconscious

To make a long story short..I left it in some bushes knowing that he would be caught by cats

I felt guilty for a week but then got over it

PANDURITO said:

you were a member of the elo?

which one in the cover are you?

I smell my own farts underneath the blanket in bed.....

abierman said:

now that we realy didn't want to know.

abierman said:

Somehow, I don't find that all that surprising about you.

abierman said:

Mass attack training

CarrieMpls said:

I tried so hard to leave a good impression on you last week!

AndGodCreatedMe said:

me too, I felt soooo bad

unlucky7 said:

yep me too but just for one week

abierman said:

unlucky7 said:

oh you told the story...yeah this is a different case I had a bad hamster, I took it to the pet shop and they guy couldn't take it becuase it was fighting with the others; so I let it loose in the park where there are many squirls.
I was young playing with some baby hamsters on my bed on my knees I noticed one was missing and it was under me with a bloody nose.... I got scared and put it in it's cage where it was eaten by it's mom and family I guess...couldn't find it.

ive been thinking
i dunno i havent done many shocking things

but i've slapped a guy twice across the face once, and it made him cry and run away...

that was AWESOME

SammiJ said:

that's awesome must have really hurt.

unlucky7 said:

but that's so more cruel compared to what I did











j/k you were a kid and I was a grown up at the time

not much of a surprise....been out of my body, astral traveled.
Been to one high school party
never smoked or did drugs in school
didn't know what virgin was in 6th grade