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Why doesn't anyone speaking english on dating websites? I'm cruising these sites out of sheer boredom. But how are you supposed to understand what someone wants when they say shit like THIS:(I can not make this shit up..)All these are from Adam4adam.com:
It ya boy new to all this website shit...so bare wit me...i really dont know what all to say I will just let you ask questions...my AIM is x6xgetnastyx9x if you wanna get at me...I can't my pictures up here but i do have some on the internet...check them out...myspace.com/x6xget_nastyx9x..Just Holla at yo boy!-x6XGetNastyX9x  Why does he want me to holler at him? I don't know him. And If I met him, I wouldn't holler. Why do people say that? I'm tired of everybody telling me to holler at them. Then when I do it they looked shocked as shit...
WUT IT BE MAH NIGGY NIGZ DIS BE THAT ONE FLY KATT STAY PURE AND FRESH TO THE DAY IS GONE LOOKIN FOR DAT ONE KID DAT AINT FOR DEM MONOLOPLY GAMES BECAUSE I AM NOT DOWN FOR IT SO PLEEZ BE REAL AND LOOK GOOD LOLZZZZZ-GSTAR6WARD  WHY is the motherfucker SHOUTING!?!?!...
ayo...im hea chillin in the pocono mountain area...lookin fa kwl pplz...iight make shure u lookin ryte n u wunn of dem masc. niggaz i aint tryin have no femm niggaz fa dat i`ll fuck a biitch..i really will..so holla at me if u str8 hood..wun- Imq0shyne  I seriously have no idea what he's trying to say...
Im a Italian and black male-Readyornot78  Oh nigga PUH-LEAZE!!! Like anybody cares but you..and anyone else notice something wrong with that sentence?...
Lookn for sum1 special 2 call my own... tired of ppl hitn me up askn for sex... I want a relationship!... Lookn for sum1 with a personality plus da looks... luvn dem spanish -n- white boiz!!!  Hit me up Aim/Yahoo -Leepoobear-Numba1papi
ONCE AGAIN...Nigga PUH-LEAZE to the bold part. I understand we all have preferences, but come on now....  -xExplicit69xXx
NO. Just...no. Stop it ....
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Please...let's be real. JUST LOOKING FOR FRIENDS, NOT A HOOK UP, I GOT WHAT I WANT...and he is every thing that i want, JUST LOOKIN FOR FRIENDS TO CHILL AND HAVE PPL THAT UNDERSTAND And CAN RELAT-dalilbituwant Now this shit KILLS me. Men on dating websites in relationships claiming they only want friends. PLEASE. If I was with someone and saw him on a dating website looking for "friends" we'd have a SERIOUS talk.... Okay. I'm done ripping into these guys. I'm going to bed. I need to stay off these websites. One of Dansa's org hornies 
Supa is my gay messiah and he eats homeless dandruff sammitches on the bus.  HULK NEED LAID, HULK SMASH!!
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althom said: Exactly. One of Dansa's org hornies
Supa is my gay messiah and he eats homeless dandruff sammitches on the bus. HULK NEED LAID, HULK SMASH!!
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Why doesn't anyone speaking english on dating websites?
Main Entry: iro·ny Function: noun Pronunciation: 'ī-r&-ne also 'ī(-&)r-ne Inflected Form(s): plural -nies Etymology: Latin ironia, from Greek eirOnia, from eirOn dissembler 1 : a pretense of ignorance and of willingness to learn from another assumed in order to make the other's false conceptions conspicuous by adroit questioning -- called also Socratic irony 2 a : the use of words to express something other than and especially the opposite of the literal meaning b : a usually humorous or sardonic literary style or form characterized by irony c : an ironic expression or utterance 3 a (1) : incongruity between the actual result of a sequence of events and the normal or expected result (2) : an event or result marked by such incongruity b : incongruity between a situation developed in a drama and the accompanying words or actions that is understood by the audience but not by the characters in the play -- called also dramatic irony, tragic irony synonym see WIT  you look better on your facebook page than you do in person  | |
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stereotypes are funny.. | |
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HobbesLeCute said:
Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah! really people are turn on by this..whatever happend to courtship and oh..i dont know talking..jesus thats our problem we are so stereotypical.. | |
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weepingwall said: HobbesLeCute said:
Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah! really people are turn on by this..whatever happend to courtship and oh..i dont know talking..jesus thats our problem we are so stereotypical.. I know. Tell me about it. I'll get instant messages from guys and they'll say shit like: "Yo, whadap shawty, itz ya boy namean and i sees you lookin foine as hell and i just wanted them numbers and you got a FATTY yo" ..... ..and that guy has no ass whatsoever. One of Dansa's org hornies
Supa is my gay messiah and he eats homeless dandruff sammitches on the bus. HULK NEED LAID, HULK SMASH!!
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Who's taking the picture of him taking a picture of himself? | |
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They're called mirrors  | |
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PANDURITO said: They're called mirrors
Oooops, so they are. | |
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That's just uncalled for. Really. But there were FAR WORSE  pictures on there.One of Dansa's org hornies
Supa is my gay messiah and he eats homeless dandruff sammitches on the bus. HULK NEED LAID, HULK SMASH!!
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