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Bar-b-que A man and his wife were working in their garden one day and the man looks over at his wife and says: "Your butt is getting really big, I mean really big. I bet your butt is bigger than the bar-b-que."
With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measure the grill and then went over to where his wife was working and measured his wife's bottom. "Yes, I was right; your butt is two inches wider than the bar-b-que!!!" The woman chose to ignore her husband. Later that night in bed, the husband is feeling a little frisky. He makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off. "What's wrong?" he asks. She answers "Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-ass grill for one little weenie?" 
 whew!!
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Wait, they were barbequing in bed??... | |
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funkpill said: She answers "Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-ass grill for one little weenie?"
whew!!
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| I really laughed out loud at that....
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LMAO!  | |
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 By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! | |
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Lizzy7701 said: I really laughed out loud at that....
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