DynamicSavior said:

no, but i have amish relatives. is that close?

TMPletz said:

Maybe she was a horrible actress & was faking it since Spats is surely shit in bed

Anx said:

have any of them ever fisted you mobster style on treadmill?

Spats said:

way to go spats. thanks for letting us know we were right in believing you're in it alllll for yourself.

DynamicSavior said:

it's cornholing, not fisting. they're amish, remember?

Mach said:

You know that is why I start these threads. To educate. And to call out perverts like myself.

Anx said:

Oh no.

GangstaFam said:

see what happens when you fake a nap?

Anx said:

You little shit!



I honest to God napped. And I'm up in the early AM again! Prince done fucked me up.

GangstaFam said:

faker faker poopie baker!

i saw you peeking from under the blanket all the way from chicago. just because prince done made me bi-polar doesn't mean you can pull one over on me!

Anx said:

I know I know. I don't exactly have the best track record.

Especially with you. I think each of the 4 times I've come to Chicago to see you, I either slept very little or not at all the night before. So you definitely have reason to think I'm full of shit. But I swear, I DO SLEEP! Do I have to get a webcam just to prove it?

GangstaFam said:

oh, i already took care of tha...erm...i mean, don't be silly.

CalhounSq said:

You would love to believe that. Keep dreaming sister.

Anx said:

You're spying on me!

GangstaFam said:

"spying" is such an ugly word.

Spats said:

Oh God it just gets easier and easier

Spats said:

Spats...Man...

Listen...my very first vocal coach told me: "You're not really singing until your face gets ugly! You got to get ugly!"...That's when you're feeling it and not thinking about it/performing...

So, using that logic...You gave that women the ultimate pleasure, and it showed...but, then you held it against her. Oh, man...

Either don't be so good in bed, ever again, or prepair yourself to fake it a whole lot more...Or fuck some chick who is thinking that every moment with you might be a photo op for her.

SHANNA said:

I like that.

Anx said:

Perv!

So what was I doing? Should I be embarrassed?

GangstaFam said:

well, we do need to discuss your share of the "GangstaFam Slam-O-Rama" video sales, but if you want to see a thin dime from volumes I - XVII, you're going to have to go through my lawyers!

I really don't think my boyfriend has ever faked it ,although one night he was drunk and i swear i fell asleep he was taking so long...i can't believe guys fake it

I have of course ,but not that many times.

Anx said:

Aww man! I knew I was getting a bad feeling about my Sunday night gangbangs! Damn. Now I know why.

Were they good at least? Where's the cam? Did you get my good side? As long as it's sexy, I spose I can live with it.

GangstaFam said:

SHANNA said:

I will try not to be so good in bed anymore.

Mach said:

That must kill women to know that men do fake it. They have always got off on the fact that they have fooled men by doing it.

Spats said:

Actually, not getting off is the problem there.

oh god it just gets funnier

Spats said:

I have totally done it. I just wont say who. I still remain friends with my exes so they might come on here and find out.



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GangstaFam said:

I really didn't expect that walk-on from Scott Stapp. You're always so ahead of the trends!