MIGUELGOMEZ said:

finally

i was beginning to wonder what a boy had to do to get your attention round here.

cborgman said:

Hello!!!!




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MIGUELGOMEZ said:

you want pics?

cborgman said:

Hell, to the , yes!


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MIGUELGOMEZ said:

as soon as my neighbors wake up (damn bar worker schedules) i'll make it rain booty pics for ya.

whatcha got for me?

cborgman said:

M

I hate you all.

Number23 said:

CarrieMpls said:

Please fucking help me.

Number23 said:

What can I do?

CarrieMpls said:

If who we love is who we are then who put all this hate inside me? I'm frustrated. i wanna play pool woth planets. I feel like a god, like an ameoba slice, the the greatest poet who ever lived, like those whote dog shits in the street you don't get anymore. i'm thinking of going onstage to tell the truth about life. i believe they call it 'comedy'.

Number23 said:

You know, you are a poet.

CarrieMpls said:

I know. And you have a good heart. I want a chunk of what makes you tick.

Number23 said:

awww... Thanks. But I bet you have more than you think.

MIGUELGOMEZ said:

sally, their dog chewed through the cord that connect the camera to the cpu.

no

I am really not the total bitch I come off as sometimes.

Anx said:

Does it annoy you when people ask to see your "driver's license," even though they're just trying to verify your identity or age, and your ability to drive is completely irrelevant?

There was one bartender at a place near my last apartment in Indianapolis who had a habit of just asking for my "license." If anyone ever asks me that again, I'm going to hand them my law license. "Hey, you didn't specify which one...."

matt said:

I need to see your license please...now.

On a somewhat related note, notoriousj and I drove to Vancouver a few weeks ago. For trips like this, I just rent a car. This was part of my border interview with the Canadian Customs officer:

Officer: Who owns this car?

Me: It's a rental. [Okay, technically that's not responsive to the question, but this is a Customs interview, not testifying in court.]

Officer: Do you own a car?

Me: No.

Officer: Well, why not?

Me: Because I live in Seattle. [Again, not responsive to the question, but she was no lawyer.]

* * *

I guess that was enough to satisfy her. Had I been asked more questions about it, I would have explained that owning a car in my neighborhood is more trouble than it's worth... parking is terrible, I can walk to the grocery store (3 blocks away), and a trolleybus stops by every 15 minutes that'll get me to and from my office quickly.

matt said:

Do you have your birth certificate....

Yes...

Hold it up....

I don't need to physically see it...

I will look at it from a distance where I can not read it for shit so who knows if it is fake or not...

notoriousj said:

I guess she thought you looked less suspicious.

But yeah... that could have been a fake birth certificate, my birth certificate... maybe even a stock certificate. I really think they're more interested in your demeanor than the substance of your answers.

matt said:

lame

To answer the original question....

I passed the Indiana bar exam on the first try.

I passed the Washington state bar exam on the first try.

But the first time I took the Washington state written driving exam -- after ten years of driving, with no tickets or at-fault accidents -- I flunked it.

matt said:

dumbass


I mean who flunks a driving test....well besides you... sorry I can not help but

notoriousj said:

who in their right mind could ever think you were a bitch??

cborgman said:

You would be suprised baby you would be suprised...

I forgot to answer the question.

SOME people would be surprised to know that both of my nipples and my tongue are pierced.



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MIGUELGOMEZ said:

cborgman said: