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Has there been a porn knockoff of Brokeback Mountain yet? I didn't know if they had come out with one yet. If not, might I suggest "Brokeback Mounting" as a possible title.
If anyone wants to run with this, I'll serve as producer. This sounds like something that might some dough for the ol' Captain. | |
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if this thread were any edgier i could use it for a pillow! | |
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Wow...not big porn parody fans.
Obviously no one has seen one of the greatest porn films of all time, Splatman...a great parody of Batman. Damn, you guys are prudes today. | |
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i didn't see splatman but i did see bedman and throbbin. they were hunting down pussywoman.  | |
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CaptainChaos said: Wow...not big porn parody fans.
Obviously no one has seen one of the greatest porn films of all time, Splatman...a great parody of Batman. Damn, you guys are prudes today. The title Schindler's Fist made me giggle, I suppose. | |
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Romancing the Bone and Edward Penishands are two parody classics. a psychotic is someone who just figured out what's going on | |
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i still want to see Hine-feld. | |
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Anx said: i didn't see splatman but i did see bedman and throbbin. they were hunting down pussywoman.
I'll have to catch that one. Splatman was directed by the same guy who did The Flintbones...don't know what happened to that fabulous director Mad Dad Dan. | |
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Anyone seen the Sopornos? Is that any good? | |
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It might not be socially or politically correct but "Bareback Mounting" would be a hit! | |
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PapaSmurf said: It might not be socially or politically correct but "Bareback Mounting" would be a hit!
I like that title better than Brokeback Mounting. How does gay porn work? I mean what is the setup like? In hetero porn, it's like this, of course. Woman: Wow it sure is hot. How is that air conditioner repairing going? Air Conditioner Guy: I'm almost done. I just have to stick this long tool into this tight hole. Woman: I've got something even tighter than that. Do you think you have the right tool? Air Conditioner Guy: You bet. It's long and it will hit the spot just right. Woman: Wow, I'm hot. Do you mind if I take my shirt off? Cue bouncy music. Is this done the same way in gay porn? How would Bareback Mounting set up the hot sex scenes. I'm just ignorant about gay porn. [Edited 3/3/06 12:33pm] [Edited 3/3/06 12:34pm] | |
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CaptainChaos said: PapaSmurf said: It might not be socially or politically correct but "Bareback Mounting" would be a hit!
I like that title better than Brokeback Mounting. How does gay porn work? I mean what is the setup like. In het porn, it's like this, of course. Woman: Wow it sure is hot. How is that air conditioner repairing going. Air Conditioner Guy: I'm almost done. I just hav to stick this long tool into this tight hole. Woman: I've got something even tighter than that. Do you think you have the right tool. Air Conditioner Guy: You bet. It's long and it will hit the spot just right. Woman: Wow, I'm hot. Do you mind if I take my shirt off? Cue bouncy music. Is this done the same way in gay porn? How would Bareback Mounting set up the hot sex scenes. I'm just ignorant about gay porn. same lines, different spread. | |
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Saving Ryan's Privates.....anyone? | |
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abierman said: Saving Ryan's Privates.....anyone?
There we go! I know there has to be a Willy Wonka one. | |
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abierman said: Saving Ryan's Privates.....anyone?
Or Shaving Ryan's Privates | |
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mdiver said: abierman said: Saving Ryan's Privates.....anyone?
Or Shaving Ryan's Privates there was having copious sex with ryan's privates, but i don't think it caught on. | |
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Posthumous said: mdiver said: Or Shaving Ryan's Privates there was having copious sex with ryan's privates, but i don't think it caught on. Not as catchy as it could be!  | |
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Yes, there's more info about it on gaypornblog.com. | |
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Tom said: Yes, there's more info about it on gaypornblog.com.
please stick to being a mod, will ya?  | |
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Tom said: Yes, there's more info about it on gaypornblog.com.
Damn, how did I miss that? I mean, um, never heard of it. [Edited 3/3/06 13:26pm] | |
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Well, damn if it hasn't been discussed. I took my virgin foray to gaypornblog.com and here you go:
Bareback Mountain: Gay Cowboys Unleashed! Ever since the success of 1973's landmark straight porn, The Devil in Miss Jones, (a titular spoof of 1941's Oscar-nominated The Devil and Miss Jones), porn companies have been borrowing from mainstream Hollywood's name recognition to boost their own films. The massive success of Ang Lee's Brokeback Mountain unleashed waves of speculation as to what porn puns would follow -- with plenty of people offering there own ideas. Can you the three pornos currently in production from two "audience suggested" fakes? 1. Bareback Mountain 2. Bear Buck Mounting 3. Bar Back Mountin' 4. Broke Man, Mount Me! 5. Bi Back Mountain I could never find out which three were real. I could have sworn mine would be a completely original idea. | |
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CaptainChaos said: PapaSmurf said: It might not be socially or politically correct but "Bareback Mounting" would be a hit!
I like that title better than Brokeback Mounting. How does gay porn work? I mean what is the setup like? In hetero porn, it's like this, of course. Woman: Wow it sure is hot. How is that air conditioner repairing going? Air Conditioner Guy: I'm almost done. I just have to stick this long tool into this tight hole. Woman: I've got something even tighter than that. Do you think you have the right tool? Air Conditioner Guy: You bet. It's long and it will hit the spot just right. Woman: Wow, I'm hot. Do you mind if I take my shirt off? Cue bouncy music. Is this done the same way in gay porn? How would Bareback Mounting set up the hot sex scenes. I'm just ignorant about gay porn. [Edited 3/3/06 12:33pm] [Edited 3/3/06 12:34pm] Gay porn? Oh Lord. Sometimes it's more hardcore romantic comedy. Well, I guess it depends on what studio you're watching. And gay porn is the same as straight porn except it's 2 of the same gender. FUCKING DUH. I got a question for you...how do people walk in Germany? One of Dansa's org hornies 
Supa is my gay messiah and he eats homeless dandruff sammitches on the bus.  HULK NEED LAID, HULK SMASH!!
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DynamicSavior said: CaptainChaos said: I like that title better than Brokeback Mounting. How does gay porn work? I mean what is the setup like? In hetero porn, it's like this, of course. Woman: Wow it sure is hot. How is that air conditioner repairing going? Air Conditioner Guy: I'm almost done. I just have to stick this long tool into this tight hole. Woman: I've got something even tighter than that. Do you think you have the right tool? Air Conditioner Guy: You bet. It's long and it will hit the spot just right. Woman: Wow, I'm hot. Do you mind if I take my shirt off? Cue bouncy music. Is this done the same way in gay porn? How would Bareback Mounting set up the hot sex scenes. I'm just ignorant about gay porn. [Edited 3/3/06 12:33pm] [Edited 3/3/06 12:34pm] Gay porn? Oh Lord. Sometimes it's more hardcore romantic comedy. Well, I guess it depends on what studio you're watching. And gay porn is the same as straight porn except it's 2 of the same gender. FUCKING DUH. I got a question for you...how do people walk in Germany? I know that gay porn is the same as straight porn...I was mostly curious as to whether the dialogue was written better. And whether the scenarios were just as banal. I just really think more focus should go on scriptwriting in all porno films. Of course, I would fast-forward even if the dialogue was written by David Mamet so I guess it doesn't matter. | |
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CaptainChaos said: DynamicSavior said: Gay porn? Oh Lord. Sometimes it's more hardcore romantic comedy. Well, I guess it depends on what studio you're watching. And gay porn is the same as straight porn except it's 2 of the same gender. FUCKING DUH. I got a question for you...how do people walk in Germany? I know that gay porn is the same as straight porn...I was mostly curious as to whether the dialogue was written better. And whether the scenarios were just as banal. I just really think more focus should go on scriptwriting in all porno films. Of course, I would fast-forward even if the dialogue was written by David Mamet so I guess it doesn't matter. OH Lord. Porn dialogue is just so fucking STOOPID. And who watches porn for dialogue? I wanna see asses wiggling and dicks flopping. One of Dansa's org hornies
Supa is my gay messiah and he eats homeless dandruff sammitches on the bus. HULK NEED LAID, HULK SMASH!!
The reigning queen of GD. All bitches step down. Prince.org: Where's Mani? | |
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DynamicSavior said: CaptainChaos said: I know that gay porn is the same as straight porn...I was mostly curious as to whether the dialogue was written better. And whether the scenarios were just as banal. I just really think more focus should go on scriptwriting in all porno films. Of course, I would fast-forward even if the dialogue was written by David Mamet so I guess it doesn't matter. OH Lord. Porn dialogue is just so fucking STOOPID. And who watches porn for dialogue? I wanna see asses wiggling and dicks flopping. Why does it have to be stupid though? Wouldn't people enjoy porn more if they got to know the characters. Their fears, their inner thoughts. Why can't porn be written as sensitively as "Brokeback Mountain"? Damn it, why can't porn be art! I'm just funning. Porn is what it is and does what it does. But if the Captain wrote a porn film, damn it you would care about the characters. | |
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CaptainChaos said: DynamicSavior said: OH Lord. Porn dialogue is just so fucking STOOPID. And who watches porn for dialogue? I wanna see asses wiggling and dicks flopping. Why does it have to be stupid though? Wouldn't people enjoy porn more if they got to know the characters. Their fears, their inner thoughts. Why can't porn be written as sensitively as "Brokeback Mountain"? Damn it, why can't porn be art! I'm just funning. Porn is what it is and does what it does. But if the Captain wrote a porn film, damn it you would care about the characters.  fuck that shit. I do not watch porn to hear mufuckers talk. Even though some of them have sexy voices.One of Dansa's org hornies
Supa is my gay messiah and he eats homeless dandruff sammitches on the bus. HULK NEED LAID, HULK SMASH!!
The reigning queen of GD. All bitches step down. Prince.org: Where's Mani? | |
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