I was scrolling through the pay-per-view channels and noticed that for the low price of $9.95 I could buy any one of 10 fabulous adult movies that are completely in Spanish. I did not recognize any words in the title other than "bonita" and "chica" and I couldn't tell if any of them were "all girl" because I don't know what "lesbian" is in Spanish. So I didn't do it but my thinking today is that watching one of those might be hot. It would allow me to broaden my horizons and see the cultural differences in the act of boffery.

So my question is: have you ever seen porn in a different language than the one you speak predominantly and if so how was it? Did the plot confuse you or did you just fast forward the talking scenes like most do with English speaking porn?

CaptainChaos said:

LOL, I actually watched one of those Latin films on adult PPV. This was back when I was still attempting to learn Spanish so I knew some of the words, but even if you don't, it's still pretty easy to follow. It's not like you are watching 'Citizen Kane'.

BTW, I think $9.95 is a rip-off for money shot-less porn.

sextonseven said:

That's the deal-breaker isn't it? Porn with no money shot is like Citizen Kane with no Rosebud.

IrresistibleB1tch said:

later, i might regret asking. but, why?

IrresistibleB1tch said:

Now that you have said stay away, I MUST have it! Where can I purchase copious amounts of German porn?

IrresistibleB1tch said:

Hehhehheh, you mean like German Goo Girls? That stuff is nauseating.

Tom said:

ummmm. 'goo girls'?

Captian, what happened to your hugging kittenfluff non sexual ways? I thought you were a changed man!

2 words: brazilian bang. feel from to add a dot com after that.


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I've seen several....mostly in gay porn

Swiss/Dutch- Kinda wierd. Most of the stars were regular looking and older

French - They do it ok. Enjoyable.

Japanese - Block out the bad bits with censors or something. No one looks like they are enjoying themselves. Seems like taboo porn.

Iran/Iraq/Indian - Seems like taboo porn as well. Very low budget. But the actors are hungrier.

russian/Czech - They like em young and blonde. I'm not a big fan.

Latin...I've seen some really good ones Kristen Bjorn is a porn god. Always quality.

I like straight euro porn for the most part. The men don't seem to have as many inhibitions during group sex, they aren't skittish about touching eachother or if one guys pop shot accidentally lands on another. DDF Productions (handsonhardcore, onlyblowjob, etc...) has alot of nice models.

Too much information, i know, sorry LOL

superspaceboy said:

It didn't take. The inner hornball was too strong to deny.

superspaceboy said:

This is a high quality report. You have done your porno homework. Kudos!

XxAxX said:

no, there's not a huge story there... a friend of mine just gave me some and let's just say that the German language does not make for very sexy audio...

Tom said:

goodness, no!

IrresistibleB1tch said:

The only redeeming thing, is all the guys in those videos have penises the size of baseball bats, and it's kinda hot when they wear hockey masks for some reason. The lighting and scenery looks like something out of a Dario Argento flick too.

Otherwise, that stuff veers a little too far into areas of kink that make me want to loose my lunch.

Tom said:

looks like you came to that conclusion after some in-depth research!

IrresistibleB1tch said:

phew! so sauerkraut is NOT involved

no matter what the nationality of the given movie, i can only watch porn in english. unless "scramble" is a language.

XxAxX said:

well, it wasn't to the point i was watching, but who knows... that may have been the final scene!

I always fast-forward the talking scenes. So the only difference I notice is when the " oh..oh..oh.." is instead "aye...aye...aye..!"

And one time, the chick kept saying, " Culea-me!"(?).



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Illustrator said:

Latin porn taught me the phrase "chupa mi panocha".

For some reason that one isn't in my textbook.

Anx said:

sextonseven said:

My translation book says it means "Let's eat out tonite, honey."

What I often discover in these threads is that you are all just as messed up and perverted as the Captain...that's why I dig you!

Your sound arguments and logic have convinced me that porn may be the one true international language and that it is my civic duty as a citizen of the earth to watch as much porn as possible, no matter where it originates.

CaptainChaos said:

I've noticed that too. A lot of orgers are into porn apparently. The guys anyway.

Yes - French, Russian, Arabic, German, Greek and English English (Liverpudlian).

All I can say is that American is still best.

I forgot that I've seen Spanish porn too [edit]
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Illustrator said:

That's close. It does involve eating.

Bit the bullet and bought one last night. Overall disappointing action but the chicas were muy caliente.

Now what the hell is "lesbian bondage" in Spanish so I can rent another one?