Oh, oo-o-oh, come on, ooh, yeah
Well I tried to give up hos(yes, I did)
Tried to get into nature's flow,
as I said the story goes
I lost the Captain's flow.
'Cos I knew it from the start
It wasn't in my heart
That I had to come again, and show you that I'm real

(You lied to me) all those times you didn't Org Note me
(You lied to me) yes, I tried, yes, I tried
(You lied to me) even though you know I'd die for you
(You lied to me) yes, I know the Admiral sucked

(Return of the Cap) it is
(Return of the Cap) come on
(Return of the Cap) oh my God
(You know that I'll be back) here I am
(Return of the Cap) once again
(Return of the Cap) pump up the world
(Return of the Cap) watch my flow
(You know that I'll be back) here I go

So I'm back in the Org game
Running things to keep my swing
Talking bout my great big schlong
You know it's rally long
'Cos what you did, you know, was wrong
And all the nasty things you've done
So, baby, listen carefully
While I sing my come-back song

(You lied to me) when you said you don't love Cap
(You lied to me) about those genital warts
(You lied to me) all these pains you said I'd never feel
(You lied to me) but I do, but I do, do, do

(Return of the Cap) here it is
(Return of the Cap) hold on
(Return of the Cap) don't you know
(You know that I'll be back) here I go
(Return of the Cap) I love hos
(Return of the Cap) I love skanks to go
(Return of the Mack) up and down
(You know that I'll be back) round and round

(You lied to me) when you said you don't love Cap
(You lied to me) about those genital warts
(You lied to me) all these pains you said I'd never feel
(You lied to me) but I do, but I do, do, do

(Return of the Cap) it is
(Return of the Cap) come on
(Return of the Cap) huge rod
(You know I'm hung like that) here I am
(Return of the Cap) once again
(Return of the Cap) pump up the world
(Return of the Cap) watch my flow
(You know that I'll be back) here I go

(You know I'm hung like that) don't you know

(Return of the Cap) here it is
(Return of the Cap) hold on
(Return of the Cap) don't you know
(You know that I'll be back) here I go
(Return of the Cap) I love hos
(Return of the Cap) I love skanks to go
(Return of the Cap) up and down
(You know that I'll be back) round and round

Crunch on Captain!

return of the cap????

DOES THIS MEAN WE HAVE TO TYPE LIKE THIS FROM NOW ON???

Now I miss that other super-nice Captain.

2the9s said:

You people are never satisfied.

That mofo is dead.

The size of the ship always
determines how many hands on deck.

Illustrator said:

Amen to that!

Captain's going to be on the prowl for a freebie tonight.

It's been days since I've acknowledged my penis. I'm looking at it right now.

Ow...poked myself in the eye again!