Millions of people are watching you. You know you have to do something entertaining but not stupid or you'll be mocked the rest of your life.
What do you do?

So, the org is full of William Hungs.
No one wants their fifteen minutes of fame.
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play guitar and sing a song

I'd tell a bunch of George Bush jokes. They always work!


Cuase that's just how I roll!

I'd say this:

I like Americans, mostly. But they say these two things which should be corrected.

It should be:

"All of a sudden" NOT "All of the sudden"

and

"By accident", NOT "On accident".

Thankyou for this bout of probable anality. Now carry on.



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connect.

I'd wave my handz up in da air n go...'ARE WE ALL HERE FOR A GOODTIME?!?!!!'

(and everybody yells YEAHHHHH )

(And therez an entire band ensemble at the back of me- what a coincidence! )

'HIT IT BOYYYYYZ'


And then i start giving them a wild wild Lil'MissMissy show they will never forget, complete with crazy-ass back up dancerz and routine and everything!!!

THE CROWD ROARRRRRS

'I LOVE YOU ALLLL YOU ROCKKKK!!!!'





Yeahh...

I would use this opportunity to make a statement on the intellectual apathy that is running amok amoung society today.

I would begin by taking off my pants.

Then, eventually, when the roaring laughter finally subsides,
I would address
"I noticed that almost every single one of you accompanied your laughter with the pointing of the finger.
"Well, tell me...
"Can you take that finger and point it at yourselves?"
I would then break the silence that results from the audience assuming that my question was rhetorical by stating,
"I mean it. I want each & every one of you to point your finger at your self, now.
"Do it!"
(& for those of you reading this, I would suggest that you humour me & do this exercise. Lift your finger & point it at yourself. Now.

"Where is that finger pointing to?
"To your head?
"No...when you pointed to your self
you pointed to your heart, didn't you?"

Then I would end it with
"'I think therefore I am'?"
"I think not."
"We are at a point in humanity when it should be
'I feel therefore I am.'"

Pontificate that
while I go & roll myself another joint....

I'd jiggle about and sing...

'Buffalo Gals, won't you come out tonight,
Come out tonight,
come out tonight.'