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PrintableLleeLlee said: XxAxX said: and if you happen to be attacked by a really, really hairy, stranger with huge fangs on the night of an awesome full moon, by all means DON'T tell anyone. instead, ignore the entire attack and the festering wound that resulted until the next full moon comes around and you're partying with your best friends  Never wonder why the police are after your husband and theres a dead body in the woods. Ask your child if their imaginary friend is a good person who would never hurt anyone and meanwhile your cat has been found strangled and your furniture is flying through the air with your neighbour unconscious on the floor after having been impaled by a table leg. and if your children develop the unhealthy tendency of gathering around the abandoned (but unsealed) well on your property, the well which seems to be ground zero for evil events, by all means take no action at all, don't even think of covering that sucker up[Edited 3/2/06 7:38am] | |
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 Geeez,,,what really irks me are women who take showers without LOCKING the friggin door!!
OMG!! i lock it when im alone,,,never mind with a serial kiler on the loose,,,Get a clue!  | |
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XxAxX said: LleeLlee said: Never wonder why the police are after your husband and theres a dead body in the woods. Ask your child if their imaginary friend is a good person who would never hurt anyone and meanwhile your cat has been found strangled and your furniture is flying through the air with your neighbour unconscious on the floor after having been impaled by a table leg. and if your children develop the unhealthy tendency of gathering around the abandoned (but unsealed) well on your property, the well which seems to be ground zero for evil events, by all means take no action at all, don't even think of covering that sucker up
[Edited 3/2/06 7:38am] not only do you not cover it up but you look down it in the middle of the night. a strange guy knocks at your door and says he needs to use your phone and you let him in and he kills you.  | |
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hundreds of birds follow you around town and you dont notice until some kid points it out.
a large bald man keeps walking across the road behind you. | |
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LleeLlee said: hundreds of birds follow you around town and you dont notice until some kid points it out.
a large bald man keeps walking across the road behind you. pardon me but that's not scary that's groovy!  | |
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LleeLlee said: XxAxX said: and if your children develop the unhealthy tendency of gathering around the abandoned (but unsealed) well on your property, the well which seems to be ground zero for evil events, by all means take no action at all, don't even think of covering that sucker up
[Edited 3/2/06 7:38am] not only do you not cover it up but you look down it in the middle of the night. a strange guy knocks at your door and says he needs to use your phone and you let him in and he kills you. and suppose a meteorite should land in your neighbor's yard - an event which just happens to immediately precede the sudden, uncanny change in him and his family to lizard-like beings with glowing red eyes - don't alert anyone. after all it could just be the flu.  | |
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Did anyone say picking up strangers? WHY would you do that shit? WHY? That killed me about the TCM. If I was on my way to a Prince concert, and i'm with 3 other people, and we see some person walking on the side of the rode looking crazy as hell, the FIRST person to say we should help them gets dropped the fuck off. I'm not picking up SHIT. One of Dansa's org hornies 
Supa is my gay messiah and he eats homeless dandruff sammitches on the bus. HULK NEED LAID, HULK SMASH!!
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and if, during an all out wave of serial killings in your neighborhood, you begin having attacks of amnesia, blackouts lasting hours or even days until you abruptly awaken in a strange place, wearing unfmailiar blood-stained clothing, don't consider scheduling a date with your doctor. it's probably nothing to worry about. LOTS of folks can't remember what they did yesterday | |
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XxAxX said: LleeLlee said: hundreds of birds follow you around town and you dont notice until some kid points it out.
a large bald man keeps walking across the road behind you. pardon me but that's not scary that's groovy!  | |
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meltwithu said: war of the worlds: wait until the big ass spaceship that just came from under the ground starts blowing people up to start running deep impact: wait until you see the comet that you knew was coming FOR A WHOLE YEAR before you decide to evacuate LMAO!!! No shit!!  | |
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XxAxX said: the stereotypical woman victim, tight skirt, stilletto heels, tight blouse. good looking but not a brain in her head. and what does this einstein do when she feels threatened by the lunatic killer?
she totters down an alleyway/basement hall/attic room all alone, all scared and peering over her shoulder helplessly. when the bad guy pops out at her what does she do? run? fight? nope. she falls over backward and sobs for mercy. by the time i've watched this type of performance i'm actually cheering for the lunatic killer. 'get her! stop her from breeding!' You forgot the "Hello, is anybody here?" is a loud ass voice. | |
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sinisterpentatonic said: XxAxX said: pardon me but that's not scary that's groovy! ace ventura! my hero  | |
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