Hey every1. After the success of the Org Guide to Parenting thread, I thought I would make this a series. In this thread, tell us what you think one needs to do or not do in order to be a success. Success is a broad concept that means different things to different people, so tell us what u did or are doing to be a success in your life. Share your experiences, wisdom and anecdotes.


Have fun.

successful on the org or in real life?

Being a well-coifed asian apparently helps.

hating anxiety, althom, and 2the9s will get you very far.

a mastery of photoshop will put you in the highest levels of org success.

I think they mean in real life (the org).

a willingness to post or orgnote nekkid pics of yourself is essential.

I'll get things started.

One of the most important things that I think one needs to be successful is a GOOD ATTITUDE. Without it, you're doomed before you even take off. No one wants to network with you, no one wants to give you the time of day if you have a bad attitude. You just stand in you rown way to great oppurtunities when you think negatively about yourself and others. You've got to have a YES I CAN, YES I WILL attitude to even get your foot in the door. The glass should always be half full, not half empty. This is crucial.

cborgman said:

Hey every1. After the success of the Org Guide to Parenting thread, I thought I would make this a series. In this thread, tell us what you think one needs to do or not do in order to be a success. Success is a broad concept that means different things to different people, so tell us what u did or are doing to be a success in your life. Share your experiences, wisdom and anecdotes.


Have fun.
[Edited 2/28/06 17:17pm]

dreamfactory313 said:

Or that.

Fauxie said:

which reminds me, accepting and encouraging the org's sizable gay population worship of you as a heterosexual does wonders.

pity the fool who shuns their adoration.

cborgman said:

pffft

dreamfactory313 said:

ohh...
well then what the hell am i doing in this thread?

Fauxie said:

oh please. no one would have a clue who you are if it weren't for ab wanting to drink your bathwater.

cborgman said:

cborgman said:

unfortunately, you're so right. he's lifted me to levels of org fame and i didn't even want.

cborgman said:

That's not what I heard.

Fauxie said:

how's that bathwater coming along?

2the9s said:

and of course, if you not able to manage any of the more respectable ways of achieving org success, you can simply post a pic of yourself on a tractor.

that'll get even the most raging idiot a small bus ride into the org pantheon.

why, HELLO 2the9s!!

i like the new unicorn sticker on your protective helmet!

post pictures of your eyebrows. You'll achieve legend status shortly thereafter.

jerseykrs said:

you said we werent allowed to make eyebrow jokes anymore!!

and i passed up a great opportunity for one today.

cborgman said:

I don't have a bath.

cborgman said:

That's right....YOU'RE not allowed to! Self deprecation is perfectly okay though!!

oh!

if there is a thread into which you can not click, wait a couple days, let the frusteration kill you as you spend hours trying to click the unclikable title, and then start a thread asking how the hell to get into, and immediatly crash into the thread, demanding citizenship.

(little too inside of a joke for newbies)

worked for me.

Fauxie said:

i'm sure ab will be along any minute to offer to buy you one then

jerseykrs said:

NO FAIR!

You have to suck a LOT of dick. OY VEY!!

cborgman said:

cborgman said:

I hope so.

learn how to post in grammatically diasterous and frightening ways.

like so:

i went to church today and STARTE DHEARING PRINCE in my head and ALL I COULD think of WAS HOW MUCH i wanteD TO kISS HIM and SHOW that BITCH MAANi HHOw It IS done RIGHT wHEN YOU aRE KISSING a GOD lie PRInCE BECAUSE I SaW HER AT THE BASKETbALl game and she started KISING HIOM RIGHT in froNT o f EVERyone BUT she didn't fo IT right BECaus eh was trying TOT lick HIs NOSTRILs and it justTOTALLY pissed ME off CAUse he sHOUld be IWTH me NOT SOME ugly bAD kisSER LIKE her.