and when I squish the jam between my toes, it makes a cute little fart noise.



It's all true.



What would you like to confess today?

[Edited 2/28/06 15:44pm]

The sweet smell of success.

AsianBomb777 said:

i'm weirded out by one of my clients. he might be a serial killer...

IrresistibleB1tch said:

Thanks for keeping it confidential.

jerseykrs said:

did i mention he's an Italian guy from New Jersey?!?! seriously!!

IrresistibleB1tch said:

Does he pluck his eyebrows and rant and rave about EMO bands?

AsianBomb777 said:

Does he keep a list of his next victims?

jerseykrs said:

AB: they look suspiciously unplucked!

Jerz: he refuses to show it to me... should i worry about that?!

i let someone screw me over today
that is all.

emm said:

We've all been screwed over. I can only say I know how it feels.

AsianBomb777 said:

I bought my kid sneakers from the Golden Opportunity shop today

I sat around in my pyjamas for 8 hours straight yesterday playing FIFA 2006.

It puzzles the fuck out of me why your threads get any hits let alone replies.

2the9s said:

Oh jesus, there goes rice all over the monitor!!

Fauxie said:

I'm gonna start playing World of Warcraft soon... My boyfriend's building me a new computer expressly for that game, since my laptop can't run it!

i want to confess i still love you.

i also want to confess that i hit anxiety in the face with a rake today... and it felt damn good

cborgman said:

IrresistibleB1tch said:

you wanna take a whack?

cborgman said:

I must confess, that's the coolest thing you've ever done!!!

jerseykrs said:

we should make a game out of it called "whack-a-troll"

cborgman said:

I'm down!!! I have a bat to use!!! Anx, come play a game with us!!!

cborgman said:

oh man...

evenstar3 said:

I go through spells. I won't touch the ps2 for a couple of weeks but then when I get a new game and really get into it, I hardly do anything else.

Hooray for computer game nerds!

2the9s said:

dude, I agree. This thread was designed to weed out the lowest common org denominators from the creme of the crop.

AsianBomb777 said:

lowest common org denominators = creme of the crop


the worse you are, the more people like you

I've seen many great threads down the years. Can I remember the names of those that started them? Nope.

Fauxie said:

exactly.

I can't remember anything that is remotely redeemable.

But god damnit, if I didnt' enjoy atrocities like your "I'm gonna be nicer" threads.


Those bitches are burned into my mind.

Fauxie said:

AsianBomb777 said:

Then my work is done here.

But first, I shall post on the 'how to be a success' thread.

AsianBomb777 said:

I remember his posts sucking after that thread.