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Little Mary Margaret Little Mary Margaret was not the best student in Catholic School.
Usually she slept through the class. One day her teacher called on her while she was sleeping. Tell me Mary Margaret, who created the universe?"! When Mary Margaret didn't stir, little Johnny who was her friend sitting behind her, took his pencil and jabbed her in the rear. "God Almighty!" shouted Mary Margaret. The Nun said, "Very good!" and continued teaching her class. A little later, the Nun asked Mary Margaret, "Who is our Lord and Savior?" But Mary didn't stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to her rescue and stuck Mary Margaret in the butt. "Jesus Christ!!!" shouted Mary Margaret. Again, the Nun said, "Very good!" Mary Margaret fell back asleep. The Nun then asked her a third question... What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" And once again, Johnny came to the rescue. This time Mary Margaret jumped up and shouted, "If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!" The Nun fainted. 
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i like that one ! One of the best days of my life... http://prince.org/msg/100/291111
love is a gift 
an artist with no fans is really just a man with a hobby.... | |
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Cute!
"Nobody makes me bleed my own blood...NOBODY!"
johnart says: "I'm THE shit" | |
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I dont get it. Fuck the funk - it's time to ditch the worn-out Vegas horns fills, pick up the geee-tar and finally ROCK THE MUTHA-FUCKER!! He hinted at this on Chaos, now it's time to step up and fully DELIVER!!
KrystleEyes 22/03/05 | |
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muirdo said:
I dont get it. muirdo you turkey 
woohoo mary margaret!  She couldn't stop crying 'cause she knew he was gone to stay | |
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